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"Heys guys guess what! Now I'm a triple changer!"

GET EXTREME, with new gear from Hasbro.

The Optimus Prime paintball armor set comes with everything you see here, including realistically styled helmet and chromed grille. Wheeljack accessories sold seperately.

Prime: Wheeljack, didn't I ask you to stop those transporter experiments?

Wheeljack: Aw slag

Starscream: At least I don't look as stupid as Megatron did when he was fused with Rachet.

Wheeljack: Take the shot screamer, there's only 3 seconds left on the clock!

Wheeljack: And who wants to bid on the carcass of Optimus Prime, worn by our lovely model Starscream? Going once, going twice....sold to the protoform called Scourge.

Scourge: What? I'm tellin' you guys, it's gonna be cool. Lemme us

Transformers theater presents: The Lion King

Starscream: It's the circle of liiiiifffeee.....
Wheeljack: Why'd I have to be the monkey?

Lioconvoy: Looks like they did it again. We're absolutely perfect for the parts and they pull so

UNMASKED!:
Starscream and Optimus Prime are twin brothers!?!
Magnus was adopted!!!
Exclusive photo of Wheeljack's real face on page 8!!!

I'm taking the magic flowers! If anyone follows I'll shoot!

Scanners Part 4 Theatrical Poster.

I'm a clone!!!!!!!!

I can't believe what those jerks did to my hands while I was asleep. And they even buried the polish remover. I think I need to go wake Unicron up.

Director to Cyclonus: "You'll never make it in this buisness. When the Quinteson sings 'Raise your hand if you're Shure', you lift your arm up like everyone else."
Quintesson: "Even that crappy Armada guy who stole you