Captions by EunuchRon

Wahlberg: We're STILL the caption photo?
Hopkins: The site admins are slack in their responsibilities yet again.
Cogman: I'm starting to rust, sir.

Hopkins: It seems Mr. Bay procured yet ANOTHER new 3D camera.
Cogman: Sirs, it has a Decepticon symbol on it.
Wahlberg: I've got a bad feeling about this...

Wahlberg: Who is that guy, and why does he keep staring at us?

Hopkins: He goes by the name Snavej. He's been captioning us for about three weeks now.

Cogman: Is there any chance you could convince him to hold this leash for a while? I've been

Hopkins: A Decepticon once tried to test me. I ate his transformation cog with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Wahlberg: Uh... I don't think you're going to get another Oscar for that bit.

Hopkins: CTHSTHSTHSTHSTHSTHSSSS!

I've got bearings of chrome steel!

"... and now that the Decepticon page is up on Facebook, even all you pathetic fleshlings can hail Megatron!"

Brawn: "This Soundwave! Twenty bots enter, only him leave!"

"When I get my hands on whoever put the smoke bomb in my fusion cannon I'll tear his optics out!"