The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by Fortress Maximus
Fortress Maximus has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
"now Hot-rod, you don't get your energon dessert until you finish eating the whole arm."
"awwww Kuuuuup..."
Megatron: Did you just say I look like a girl?
*BLAM*
Hound: Hmm...dead human...wonder how much this will go for on e-bay
Thrust: I hate it when he makes us dance for treats!
Dirge: You said it!
Cyclonus: No, I SWEAR almighty Galvatron...he was this big and he flew up my nose and I dropped the raw energon and those Autobots got it! Those darned Micromasters!
Heavyload: It's been so long...think the other Autobots can handle the truth now?
Prime: Which truth, that Wedge is our son or that your a woman?
