Captions by HeliconAutun

Why oh why could it not attack Skylynx?

Daniel: "Oh my god! I just had this dream about Galvatron being Megatron!"
Rodimus Prime: "Um.. Daniel? We've known that for a while now.."

"Pawn takes Rook 4! Pawn takes Rook 4!"

Daniel: "Help! I'm drowning in my own bedroom!"
Carly (to Spike, downstairs): "I told you we shouldn't have bought him blue sheets".
Spike: "It was either that or red sheets. And then he'd be waking up screaming t

Daniel was terrified when he woke up to find that someone had stolen his favourite pen from his breast-pocket.

ARGH! I just had a nightmare that I'd lost all my really formal nightshirts! What a vision! :(

Crikey! My legs have fallen off!

Policeman (off camera, to Arab guy): "Which one of these Transformers did you see involved in an indecent act with Optimus Prime during the previous caption contest?"

Slingshot: "This screencap has such a good use of perspective."
Sky Dive: "I agree. Let's take off our arms and enjoy the view."
Arab gentleman: "May I join you effendis?"
Slingshot: "Of course my good man, the m

Arab guy: "Tickets please."
Slingshot: "Aaahhh we're with the.. uh.. Transformers War Casualties Trust. We get in free."

Spot the odd one out!

A photo from the early auditions for the part of Pilot in Farscape.

Slingshot: "It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly,... but there is one small problem"
ARTHUR: "What is that?"
Slingshot: "We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say 'Ni'"
Sky Dive: "Ni!

"Paper or plastic?"

The latest Transformers convention had authentic guest appearances by two of the Aerialbots..
Slingshot: "What?! You were maybe expecting RatTrap? Well he couldn't make it, he's doing a buddy movie with Owen Wilson in Spain."

Saudi Arabia was renowned for its elaborate salt and pepper pots.

Sharia law also applied to Transformers.

Nobody could tell the difference between the real Aerialbots and the new pewter busts that were being made in the Middle East.

Slingshot (in best Simon Cowell voice): "No no no! You're wooden and you're not mainstream enough. You won't be going through to the next round."

The Saudi Customs Authorities had a pretty strict definition of what constituted "arms smuggling".

The Arab guy gestured with his arm..
Slingshot: "Dude, why'd you have to rub it in?!"
Sky Dive: "I'm calling my lawyer, that's discrimination!"

These are not the droids you're looking for.

When the Japanese decided to make a new line called "Arm Masters", the Aerialbots went into hiding - and where better a hiding place than with the Iraqi WMDs?

Arab: "Can you can-can?"
Aerialbots: "Can we can-can?! We sure can can-can!"

When they finally found Iraq's WMDs they also found the Aerialbots tied to several SCUD missiles.
Slingshot: "They said they hated us because we had no poseability!"

Slingshot: "Nothing to see here!"

Slingshot and Sky Dive were shocked when the Arab pulled back the curtain and found them only mid-transformed..

Slingshot: "Look what Saddam Hussein did to us man!"

Prime: "Are they real?"

The fan reaction meant Prime had to make a quick getaway.

Slingshot: "I'm not Wing Saber you idiot!"
Prime: "Shut up and split in half!"
Slingshot: "Eeeww! No!"

The surreal alternative ending to When Harry Met Sally.

A screencapture from Prime's shortlived film career - a remake of The Runaway Bride starring Optimus Prime and Elita One.

The bizarre escape plan which had Prime and Slignshot pretending to be a robin to fool the Decepticons actually WORKED.

Optimus Prime brought the smackdown when the Aerialbots started playing piggy-in-the-middle with the Matrix of Leadership..
Slingshot: "Arggggethimoffamegethimoffame!"
Prime: "Gimme back the Matrix, Alpha Trion'll kill me if I drop i

William Shatner: "There's something on the wing!"

The white smoke near Slingshot's cockpit gave away how the two Autobots had gotten into this situation.
Prime: "Jah love - Jah love protect us"

After Silverbolt gave Prime a wedgie, the Autobot leader took it out on Slingshot. Now that's just not good management!

Prime: "Higher - HIGHER! We haven't reached the ad at the top of the page yet!"
Slingshot: "Prime, it won't give you the ability to defeat Megatron."
Prime: "I just want my brain trained! Like a pet cat."
Slingsh

Slingshot: "Hey! Did you know that Optimus Primal guy has a jetpack?"
Prime: "Shut up."

Prime: "How many gay jokes do you think they're making about us?"
Slingshot: "Hey don't worry about it, I give Tracks piggybacks all the time."

Prime: "Say 'Mon Oncle'!"
Slingshot: "Mon Oncle!"
Prime: "Ahhhh! I didn't say Simonbot says."
Slingshot: "When we land you're not getting anymore candy. And turn off your Gameboy Advance, the bleep

Optimus Prime's new Aerialbot shaped surfboard took a turn for the worse when all the waves disappeared. Shame.

Optimus: "Hey! Dis new caption is da bomb!"
Slingshot: "Youse wants me to drop a bomb?"
Optimus: "NOOOOOOO!!!! Quick, let's get outta here before we get sued by the citizens of Winnipeg!"
Slingshot: "Look dude, I

Part of the new Security Guard training process was to make a rudimentary weapon out of a box, a guitar case, and a G1 Soundwave toy. Somehow Jimmy the Guard turned Soundwave into a torch instead, which was activated by waving the guitar case around. He g

Guard: 'Soundwave.. when this picture has had all its caption possibilities exhausted.. will anyone come to look for us?'
Soundwave: 'No Jimmy. I'm afraid we'll die'.
Guard: 'But I don't wanna die Soundwave!'

Soundwave: 'Dude, which one of us just farted?'
Guard: 'Well it wasn't me. I'll waft this guitar around a bit, get rid of it.'
Soundwave: 'Just light it dude'.
Guard: 'OK. WHOA! Light show.'

Soundwave: 'DO NOT TOUCH the guitar, or I shall play Celine Dion until you die screaming!'

Secret US Military file photo #227: Elvis Presley was gleaning nuclear secrets from the Decepticons during WW2..
Soundwave: 'In this packing case to my right is a "nuclear bomb". We wish to make a trade in exchange for your samples of your

Garlic bread?!