Captions by Hellspawn

Guard: Which one of these is not like the others?
Soundwave: The guitar you idiot. Wait. Damn!

Ultra Magnus: He'll wake up with a hangover and his ass on fire. Arcee: Y'know I always wondered what happened at a Decepticon kegger.

Cyclonus: Hey Soundwave. Is...is this a common thing for him? It's rather disturbing. This could ruin our reputation. Soundwave: Only if it hits the internet. Cyclonus: What the f--- is the internet?

Cyclonus: Hey Soundwave. Is...Is this a common thing for him? It's rather disturbing. Soundwave: Only if it hits the internet. Cyclonus: What the f--- is the internet?

Red Alert: I...I just had a vision! It was of the future! I saw you in a different form. A firetruck fighting a lame ass flying shark, then you were in the form of a more advanced semi-tractor trailer with this little robot stuck to you that "enh

So. If I press this button the cable's free? What about Skinimax?

Soundwave: I can't find the remote. It was right here when I sat down.

Megatron: Ummm....Soundwave....