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The Ultimate Caption Contest

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Hellspawn has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

Guard: Which one of these is not like the others?
Soundwave: The guitar you idiot. Wait. Damn!

Jul 20, 2004

Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

Ultra Magnus: He'll wake up with a hangover and his ass on fire. Arcee: Y'know I always wondered what happened at a Decepticon kegger.

Apr 8, 2004

Galvatron squats in front of Cyclonus and Soundwave

Cyclonus: Hey Soundwave. Is...is this a common thing for him? It's rather disturbing. This could ruin our reputation. Soundwave: Only if it hits the internet. Cyclonus: What the f--- is the internet?

Mar 25, 2004

Cyclonus: Hey Soundwave. Is...Is this a common thing for him? It's rather disturbing. Soundwave: Only if it hits the internet. Cyclonus: What the f--- is the internet?

Mar 25, 2004

Red Alert: I...I just had a vision! It was of the future! I saw you in a different form. A firetruck fighting a lame ass flying shark, then you were in the form of a more advanced semi-tractor trailer with this little robot stuck to you that "enh

Jan 22, 2004

So. If I press this button the cable's free? What about Skinimax?

Jan 20, 2004

Megatron stands behind Soundwave w/ key in hand

Soundwave: I can't find the remote. It was right here when I sat down.

Megatron: Ummm....Soundwave....

Dec 8, 2003

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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