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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by jet convoy

jet convoy has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Cassettebots fall out of Twincast

Twincast-"Eat This Sadam You bastard!!" casettes-"we thought this was the Bahama cruise line, not the Marine paratroopers!"

Worker on phone by Decepticons

Yeah, I want a large sausage pizza. Starscream: Pepperoni! Soundwave: Anchovies! Skywarp: A supreme! SUPREME!!

An injured Thrust

Megatron: What happened?
Thrust: I was watching Rcee getting undressed and she had a baseball bat, well you get the story.

Hardhead using a microphone

She thinks my tractors sexy!!! *gets shot in the right hand* Hey it really turns her on!

Hardhead using a microphone

"Girls rock your boys! Come on feel yhe noise!"

The Decepticons at their finest

M: Quick!! get the Preperation 'H' out. SS: IT BURNS IT BURNS!!!! SW:Quit your damn whining Starscream!!

The Decepticons at their finest

I like steel butts and i cannot lie! No other ther brudda can deny, when Meg. walks in with his cold steel plate that round thing gets in your face you get SPRUNG.

The Decepticons at their finest

Starscream: I think the ball went over here. Meg: We're looking for a golfball?? I thought it was Soundwave's contact.

Woman next to Optimus Prime figure

Girl: Now, In order to destroy a robot.... Prime:WHAT! ITHOUGHT THIS WAS A CHILDREN'S MUSEUM!!

Rad, Carlos, Grindor, and Highwire running

Holy Crap, He farted and killed kenny!!!

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