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This is why I hate shopping at the GAP.

Apr 6, 2006

And to think I was supposed to help save a city from destruction today.

Mar 7, 2006

Spike: This song is way better than that cheesey rock song Jazz and Blaster always play.

Mar 7, 2006

Optimus pats a Quintesson on the side of its head

Optimus Prime: Excuse me sir. I was wondering if you had seen 3 other gentlemen I was just speaking to.

Mar 7, 2006

Officer I'm telling you I can't drop the weapons!

Mar 7, 2006

And we thought being stunt doubles for the Charlie's Angels movie was gonna be easy.

Mar 7, 2006

Wreck-Gar: If you think this place smells bad, wait till I lift my arms.

Mar 6, 2006

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		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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