Captions by krukid

-Wow, what knockers
-why thank you doctor

-Give it to me straight doc.
-Well your gonna die a slow and horrible death and your an ugly no good drunken wanker, soooooooo yeah
-Really
-No, but I alway wanted to say that to a patient

help I'm getting raped by a tiny purple thing.

oh, so that's what the red button does.

Gorilla-
OH MY, Optimus is so sexy. I want you!
Optimus-
You can't have me. Transform!
Gorilla-
Well if I can't have you in bot mode then I will get you as a nice big red hot sexy truck.

oh boy, I get to ride a train!!

I never really knew how to tell you this rat trap, but I love you.

What do you want for Christmas you little rat you?

It's it's......I don't know.

I have to go to the bathroom! Quit making me pose for this picture.

I have to go to the bathroom! Just let me go.

Wow, if this is what is on earth I think I will rethink my plans of destroying it.....at least for now.

Holy cow, this is the biggest squirt bottle ever. We are going to drench those decepticoocoos real good this time.