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First Aid stands next to an injured Blades

-Wow, what knockers
-why thank you doctor

Apr 22, 2005

-Give it to me straight doc.
-Well your gonna die a slow and horrible death and your an ugly no good drunken wanker, soooooooo yeah
-Really
-No, but I alway wanted to say that to a patient

Apr 22, 2005

help I'm getting raped by a tiny purple thing.

Apr 12, 2005

Blurr reads something on his computer monitor

oh, so that's what the red button does.

Mar 28, 2005

Gorilla-
OH MY, Optimus is so sexy. I want you!
Optimus-
You can't have me. Transform!
Gorilla-
Well if I can't have you in bot mode then I will get you as a nice big red hot sexy truck.

Dec 9, 2004

oh boy, I get to ride a train!!

Oct 27, 2003

Rattrap and Rhinox sit down for a moment

I never really knew how to tell you this rat trap, but I love you.

Oct 4, 2003

What do you want for Christmas you little rat you?

Oct 4, 2003

It's it's......I don't know.

Sep 21, 2003

I have to go to the bathroom! Quit making me pose for this picture.

Aug 30, 2003

I have to go to the bathroom! Just let me go.

Aug 30, 2003

Wow, if this is what is on earth I think I will rethink my plans of destroying it.....at least for now.

Aug 3, 2003

Holy cow, this is the biggest squirt bottle ever. We are going to drench those decepticoocoos real good this time.

Jul 22, 2003

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