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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Kryptikore

Kryptikore has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Megatron looking in the Insecticon lair

Megatron: Come on Decepticons it's time for us to cornhole us a drunk!

Megatron looking in the Insecticon lair

Megatron: Is this supposed to be the insecticons lair or an out house? RAVAGE!!! Must you place it right there?

Thundercracker: Oh that's just nasty.

Soundwave: Scanners show ravage is on a healthy diet.

Megatron: Good very good....

Spike walks away from Hound

Hound: I told you Spike! The next time you soil yourself you'd be walking!

Ravage biting Bumblebee

Damn it Soundwave! Ravage have better had his Rabies shots!

Spike listening to headphones

Sings Shania Twain "Wooo I feel like a woman"

Galvatron about to step on Daniel

You see this foot! It's going where the sun doesn't shine!

Optimus Prime Statue in Yunnan, China

Little Guy: Excuse me sir? Do you know where I can get something to drink?

Guy in yellow shirt: Oh yes there is this great place called the green palace.

Optimus: No no no.. "Hick" you want to go to the Fiesty Dragon "Hick" They

Optimus Prime Statue in Yunnan, China

Optimus: I think you guys should move over there. I had one of those breakfast burrito's and it's NOT sitting right!

Guy in yellow shirt: RUN!!!

Optimus Prime Statue in Yunnan, China

Optimus: Tohmo oregahto Mr. Roboto Tohmo.. Tohmo..
Rachet: Not again Prime! That's really getting old!
Guy in yellow shirt: Let's move over there. I swear if I hear Mr. Roboto one more time!

Optimus Prime Statue in Yunnan, China

Go ahead pull my finger!

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