Captions by Kryptikore

Megatron: Come on Decepticons it's time for us to cornhole us a drunk!

Megatron: Is this supposed to be the insecticons lair or an out house? RAVAGE!!! Must you place it right there?

Thundercracker: Oh that's just nasty.

Soundwave: Scanners show ravage is on a healthy diet.

Megatron: Good very good....

Hound: I told you Spike! The next time you soil yourself you'd be walking!

Damn it Soundwave! Ravage have better had his Rabies shots!

Sings Shania Twain "Wooo I feel like a woman"

You see this foot! It's going where the sun doesn't shine!

Little Guy: Excuse me sir? Do you know where I can get something to drink?

Guy in yellow shirt: Oh yes there is this great place called the green palace.

Optimus: No no no.. "Hick" you want to go to the Fiesty Dragon "Hick" They

Optimus: I think you guys should move over there. I had one of those breakfast burrito's and it's NOT sitting right!

Guy in yellow shirt: RUN!!!

Optimus: Tohmo oregahto Mr. Roboto Tohmo.. Tohmo..
Rachet: Not again Prime! That's really getting old!
Guy in yellow shirt: Let's move over there. I swear if I hear Mr. Roboto one more time!

Go ahead pull my finger!