Captions by LeafsFan2005

Spike: Carly, hon, Blaster says he's seeing some kind of subliminal message in this hear concert. Don't look.

Carly: Megatron is the coolest. Megatron is the coolest. Must serve Megatron and his benevolent ways.

Blaster: Too late. She&#039

Spike: I can't stand this Sylvia Browne woman. First she refuses to tell me what's gonna happen to my dad, then she says me and Bumblebee are gonna stop hanging out, but, and here's the kicker, she says me and you, YOU of all people, are go

Spike: Hey, why is that guy on stage flipping me off?

Carly: He's not flipping you off, honey.

Spike: Then explain the huge "Spike Witwicky Sucks" sign behind him.

Spike: This is the last time I let you drag me to your monthly meeting of the Oprah Book Club.

Spike: So, Carly, explain to me why we're at this meeting of the People's Congress again? We're supposed to be Americans.

Carly: Oh, Spike honey, you know I'm a card carrying Party member of the American Chapter of the Chinese Commu

Spike: See, see the warning? They want us to keep it to a somewhat decent nature.

Blaster: You dolt, you're projecting your thoughts out of the scene.

Spike: But my finger is pointing at the word "warning".

Carly (thinking): Oh ple

Spike, Carly and Blaster attend the very first "Megatron and the Starscreamers" concert.

Spike: Look, I think the animators are on the way to draw in the guard rail for us.

Blaster: 'Bout time. I just don't think Sunstreaker can hold all these people back with his forcefield anymore.

Spike: Holy crap! Carly, it's some lawyers from the RIAA! They found out Blaster's been recording all these concerts we've been going too.

Blaster: Just knew I shouldn't have let Cosmos broadcast that last Metallica concert to the e

Ah, if it weren't for all that fish growth hormone we poured in this lake over the past 20 years, this wouldn't be possible.

The real secret to Hot Rod's stupidity is finally revealed. The next day Kup mysteriously disappeared.

This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?

HR: Yeah, why does that shuttle have a hole in it?

My electrical cord is much bigger than Prime's, y'know. So go ahead and use that time freeze bull of yours so I can reactivate you as the first female Decepticon. Heh, heh, heh! Megatron would never think of this!

Shouldn't those points of yours be elsewhere, Elita?

Ok, Thrust, get the probe ready.

Oh, hello, Megatron, didn't know you were out here. What's that? Missing identity chips? Of course not! Why would I want to create a renegade army? If I were going to do that I would have done it sometime during your four million year nap! Why d

Psst, XYZ, Prime, XYZ.

Curses, my plan to break the hearts of Boston Red Sox fans everywhere foiled by those blasted Autobots. Well, guess there's always those Cubs fans to go toy with.

Gah, would you look at that! All over my prized Insecticon collection! Soundwave, if you don't control that Ravage of yours, I'll stuff him and mount him on my desk!

"Hmmm, never seen dogs do that before."

Wha!?! Damn Bumpuss' dogs! Get off my lawn!!!

Starscream: Say, Megatron, why did you want ME to dress as Optimus Prime.

Megatron (in Wheeljack body): Well, if you hadn't taken off that head I would have gotten to make two of my dreams come true, you dolt.

Shockwave: Those fools. They haven't the foggiest idea that the old order is about to return. Come, my friends, let's go about our plans.

*hears a grumble behind him*

Human voice: Um, Shockwave, we've been following you for some 20 ye