Captions by Percepter

The photo that ended Prime and Elita's marrage.

fred has just announced his return from Taco Bell, and thus the race to survive begins.

Get your G0d d@mn hands off my Fu**ing Twinkies!!!

O:"I beleave the Earthlings used to call this....Narly."

Wash my arms, wash my ears, wash my...Hey wait, what the slag IS that!? I have a big armored dinosaur growing out of my skid plate!!

Braver:"First the kid, now the gay robots of Star Wars. *smacks Threepio* Those movies rocked, but nooooo, you and R2 have to be 'life partners'!" R2:"*incomprehensable robolanguage*"
Braver:&quot

Elita:"Your sure you turned off the security camera? Shareing energon can make for alot of realy dirty jokes."
Prime:"D'oh! s£!t!"
Elita:"What was that?"
Prime:"I sai

Well, you know I can attach to a MUCH larger body. All of it very nicely in perportion...

Scourge:"By the pit, Autobots DO have huge asses!"
Prime:"SCOURGE!? Why the hell are you stareing at my Skidplate!?"
SCOURGE:"Becouse Galvatron said to distract you."
Prime:"Oh he did, did