Captions by President Optimus Prime

"Ow Ow OW OWWWWWWWW (censored because it's a children's show)!!!!!"

Rad and Carlos: "RUN! LET'S GET OUTTA HEEEEEERRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! THE DECEPTICONS ARE AFTER UUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S UNICRONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE GONNA GET CRUSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHED!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did that Japanese heroine with me get so big? Big Jack Attack, perhaps?

A probable image from the Prophetic Episodes.

Ratchet was kind enough to share this old photo.

Only the Decepticons could put on a Transformer reality show, they're so vulgar.

Twincast, a Cassettebot Guardian, possibly from some alternate future. I've got to find out about this guy.

"When are we gonna see action against the Freedom Federation?"

Chip Chase, one of our trusted allies from the old days. I wonder where he is now.

"Holy catfish, I've been drafted!"

Kills Insecticons dead!

"ENNNNERRRRRRRRRRGYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!"

That's what all Seekers will get.

I'd like to take this opportunity to wish all Jewish Earthlings a belated Happy Hannukah.

Somebody get this guy into a second-hand store!