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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Primal Lynx

Primal Lynx has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Optimus Prime talking to the kids

After a battle, Optimus likes to relax with a game of charades.

Cyclonus and Quintesson in crowd

Cyclonus and a Quintesson attend a Gwar concert

Galvatron squats in front of Cyclonus and Soundwave

"...and down again. Good, feel the burn, five more here we go!"

Rumble on a Subway train

After the great war some of the Decepticons were granted amnesty. One was even reprogramed and rebuilt, into a subway car.

The Decepticon Headmasters stand on top of each other

Armada Combiner Team

Unicron reading a magazine

"It pleases me to be the first."

Jazz and Perceptor carrying Cosmos

"We got the chick, we got the keg, is that everything?"

Red Alert pulling on Prime's arm

"Next can we go see the Sharkticons? Huh? Can we? Please daddy!"

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