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REEK-ON has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!

Jul 3, 2003

All the naked women are on THAT island.

Jul 3, 2003

Optimus in Jewish garb from Family Guy episode

3/10 successful circumcisons can't be bad!

Jul 3, 2003

Marge, I hate to bother you but there are some teens outside the store looking like the want to cause trouble.

Jul 3, 2003

Monkey-ass bastard. Make me do everything!

Jul 3, 2003

Optimus: "No means no Rhinox!"

Jul 3, 2003

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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