Captions by spiderbob007

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Bomb-Burst: Uhhh... It wasn't me, it was Carnivac!

Carnivac: Sure, blame it on the dog.

Trypticon: "I have three simple rules: evacuation, lubrication and communication."

Dr. Robo-Finger: "Turn your head and cough. It will be a little cold at first, but I'm gentle."

What was that noise over there!? Darn it! I have no peripheral vision. There it is again!

Dude... Those mushrooms were more than meets the eye.

Blitzwing: That was thirty years ago, but some Decepticons say you can still hear Starscream's ghost calling out, "Galvatron, Galvatronnnn!!!!" Listen, you can almost hear him now...

Stunticons: Eeeeekkkkk!

Motormaster: I think I just dropped my oi

Wheeljack: "How does it feel to no longer be a chairface, Ratchet?"

Ratchet: "Great, now I don't have to constantly run my wipers to see, and I can wear a this cool hat on top of my head."