Captions by Sun Runner

In their darkest hour the Decepticons tried to pull a desperation move. Unfortunately the Gobots proved to be terrible soldiers.

Blaster: I don't get it, is it common for your earth musicians, to bite the heads of bats then sodomize a fellow bandmate onstage?

Soundwave:zzzzz....*huh* hey guys wake up, the parties over.
Starscream:Ohh man that was great last night we drank so much beer.
Soundwave: Yeah we did we got totally wasted.
Starscream: ouch
Soundwave: What's up?
Starscream: Dont no but my butt

And then the Heaven's Gate cult found the Decepticons and.......

Prime: Crikey, look at the size of this bugger, now this your average flying decepticon, from what I can tell by the coloring and agressive attitude it's a male. Well he is strugglin' abit but thats because he's just afraid, don't worr

The ensuing brawl with the nearby Trekkies who tried to take the Auditorium for there Star Trek convention resulted in many casualities for both the Decepticons and the Klingon Empire.

Devastator: Scavenger c'mon we don't have time for this, were in the middle of a battle. I'm serious you come back here right now we don't have time for games.....fine you win.........MARCO.

Scavenger:...........POLO

I'm just glad it wasn't my genitles.

Devastator finally realized how dangerous the phrase SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED really is.