You want to hear something funny? I play Submarauder in the Seibertron RPG... and he actually kicks ass!
I'd get up Galvatron, but this Febreze Carpet Freshener you sprayed on the ground smells wonderful!
Few people saw Unicron at his lowest point, where he tried out to be the new Charmin Toilet Paper Mascot.
I was just playing with it... then it went off in my hand!
Slingshot and Skydive weren't pleased with the new "Terrorist Hit-N-Run" ride at Six Flags.