When Trypticon attacks!

Optimum Supreme says:

"Tripticon? More like Ripoff Mechagodzilla Con"

"Grandpa, you're an idiot"

Rainmaker says:

Trypticon: Have you guys seen Full-Tilt?

Rainmaker says:

Trypticon: Have you guys seen my training wheels?

lonrac says:

Coming this fall, Do YOU think you have what it takes to be Trypticon's new Titan Master component, follow the live auditions...

trailbreaker says:

Trypticon takes a quiet pee in the forest ....

Evil Eye says:

"Damnit! Where's NERV and their newfangeled Evangelion units when you need them?"

Somewhere, somehow, Gendo Ikari smiled.

Towline says:

NO we moved away from Japan because America has no giant monsters!

Evil Eye says:

What are you doing to those poor children?

grimlock1972 says:

After the way Trypticon got a job in the movies as Godzilla's stunt double.

gema says:

Dad, i told you to trim the hedges!

#Sideways# says:

When the G1 Series was cancelled, he had no choice but to sign up for Jurassic Park.

cybertronianjedi says:

random japanese man: GOZILLA!!!!!

SoundMaster1 says:

tripticon:imma chargin mah lazer!
guy:what?
tripticon:imma firin mah lazer!
guy & kids:aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
tripticon:SHOOP DA WOOP!
people:aaaaaauuuuuuuuggggggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gigantatron says:

Trypticon: Me Trypticon love a good movie."

shockticus says:

Did someone call about a broken sink?

Jetfire1978 says:

Boo

ACStarscream says:

Trypticon: The best home security $15 million can buy!

ChevyTron says:

Blonde Girl: It looks like it wants to eat us!
Indian Man: We ARE in the middle of an orchard.

Nemesis Jason says:

Man: Don't be alarmed my dear, that just my Trypticon toy. I'll show him to you after we un-shrink ourselves.

Swerve says:

Hello, I'm Chris Hanson, a little known alt mode to Trypticon and investigative reporter for Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator". Would you mind telling me sir what you are doing with those underage children out here in the middle of

Split Second says:

On this episode of "When Animals Attack!" A giant robot dinosaur attacks two children and their grandfather.

hot rod 907 says:

trypticon: I need citrus to get rid of this damn flem!

Unknown says:

When news got to the Transformers about the movie Both Optimus and Megatron sent in Typiton to Dreamworks studions. Typicion wasen't really known for a good keen sence of directions and Attacked Univerisal studios instead

darth_paul says:

See we told you that the new Michael Bay Transformers movie could be compared to the American version of Godzilla, but NNNNNNOOOOOOOO you would't listen.

Unknown says:

With the Transformer series at it end Trypition became the new sEcurity guard for Sunkist Oranges

Unknown says:

Indian: Its finished! My LEGO Dinosaur is finished!
Kid on right: Is that a freakin laser beam attached to his freakin head?! OMFG!!!

Superion_007 says:

Trypticon: Oops, I'm sorry. I thought this was the movie auditions for the next Godzilla movie...

Autobot bubbs says:

Helloooo wabbit.... huuh-huuuuh!

Death Gunner says:

Wild Trypticon appears.

Old man sent out Optimus Prime.

Wild Trypticon used stomp.

Optimus Prime was destroyed.

Old man is out of useable TFs. The Earth whited out.

snavej says:

The man from Del Monte, he say "Oh my f***ing God, we're all going to die! Where's my mum? I need clean underwear! AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!"

Roadshadow says:

Trypticon: Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude...Tiny people...
Old Man: Oh sh*t that Decepticon's high!

Zeedust says:

Trypticon and humans, singing: "Oh no, they say he's got to go, GO GO GODZILLA! Whoah no, there goes Tokyo, GO GO GODZILLA!"

Minicle says:

Ramjet likes toast, Trypticon likes Oranges.

Unknown says:

Hugh Hefner: Hey, do you mind? I'm trying to get me some!

Primus C-00 says:

Grr! Arrgh! Trypticon need Vitamin C! Alpha Trion passed out some bad tabs...

Zeedust says:

Trypticon: "Hey, fleshlings! Take a look at my forehead..."

Girl: "Okay..."

Trypticon: "Does it look infected to you?"

Boy: "Actually it looks like a laser gun..."

Trypticon: "Oh, wow! I totally

Road Turtle says:

Grandpa, "...and children, meet my friend Totoro."

Little Girl, "No grandpa, that's Tryticon, and he's evil."

Road Turtle says:

Grandpa, "...and this children is your legacy!"

Little Girl, "Oh Cool! We get our own giant robot dinosaur!"

Grandpa, "Um, no, the orchard was your legacy. That's Trypticon, and he's gonna kill us all; sorry kids,

Snoball says:

eewww, humans in the salad bar!! I'm never eating here again!!

Repainted_Transformer says:

Found You! Now it's my turn to hide.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

1992

Man,"This is it kids the new home I purchased."

Boy,"Are you on crack?"

Girl,"Yeah what gives he's like a Decepticon?"

Man,"Well Transformers have hit hard times he needs the money, so were gonna li

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Trypticon,"HEY! HEY! HEY! Some privacy! I'm trying to make you know! Perves."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Man,"OHHHHHH MIGHTY DINOGOD I SACRIFICE THESE VIRGINS IN YOUR NAME!!"

Girl,"Ughhh Dad, well you see there was this one night I was drinking and......"

Man,"Oh jeez fine...OH MIGHTY DINOGOD I SACRIFICE THIS VIRGIN BOY IN YOUR

SilentBlaster says:

And all Trypticon wanted was an orange.

ReinaHW says:

*Reference to how Transformers is made into Cuteformers/Kidformers*

"It's a giant robot thingy! Our limelight has been stolen!"
"Now Transformers will be popular again and kids will learn to use their imaginations!"
"It

Whocares says:

Barney got sick of singing nursey rhymes.

New york got sick of being the worst city on earth


Can any body see a connection?

Suzuki says:

MAN: Oh no! Scarface has found us!

TRYPTICON: Damnit! I'm in the wrong show again!

(This is a "Land of the Lost" reference, just to let you know.)

Unknown says:

Chester, stop... stop it! I think we're being watched.



(they're dancing, i swear)

Unknown says:

*eat

Unknown says:

Grandpa: "Here, it the children and spare me."
Girl: "No, Grandpa! No!"
Grandpa: "You'll do as your told, Sally."

The King says:

Trypticon ask: excuse me humans do you know which to the Autobots base?

Old Man: No

XeroSyphon says:

I saw this movie. I think we're supposed to stand still and hope it goes away.

Tiedye says:

(GRANDPA)- "Come to the orange grove children I got a gift for you!"
(Children)- " WOW you got us our own transformer!"
(GRANDPA)- " Yes I got him on EBAY." He was dirt cheap."All the good transformers were taken by th

trailbreaker says:

Why are those people just standing there? I would run like hell!!!

DeceptiGojira says:

At first, I was going to write a joke about this incident, but since the word Fagg*t and Rep*blican are "bad words" here, I'll just pass.

snavej says:

Girl: Poor dinosaur! It has a car bolted to its chest!

snavej says:

Being new to Earth, Trypticon mistook the orange trees for the planet's dominant native life forms and decontabuquoggalized them. The humans went on to invent a quirkafleeg and then have many nervous breakdowns.

kntstar says:

Blonde Girl:"Thats the second biggest dinosaur robot I have ever seen."
Trypticon:"Second? Who is the biggest?"
Grey-Haired Man:"The one behind you."
Trypticon:"Uh-ho"

transformerguru says:

May I borrow a cup of sugar?

TheSlup says:

Only YOU can prevent forest fires.

grimlock2000 says:

Trypticon:Ooooh, yummy.
Two eaten people later ...
Girl:why didn't you eat me?
Trypticon:Your hair's paint job is yellow, yellow gives me acid indigestion.

grimlock2000 says:

Trypticon: Ooooh,yummy.
2 eaten people later....

Velos says:

Trypticon: Oh wow, Lunch Time.

Acelister says:

Trypticon: "You can live if you can guess my name."
Boy: "Rumplestiltskin!"
girl: "Don't be stupid, Timmy!"
Trypticon: "How did you guess? How?!"
Girl: "... O...Kay..."

Acelister says:

Girl: "You can't hurt us! You're not real!"
One squished child later...
Boy & Man: "What do you want us to do, oh Master!"

Acelister says:

Trypticon: "I don't think I'm on Cybertron no more..."
Girl: "You've never been to Cybertron..."
Trypticon: "In my dreams, I have..."
Boy: "Oh great, now you went an' made him cry..."

transformerguru says:

Daddy he followed me home... Can I keep him?

lokust says:

Um hey... you guys don't happen to have any TP do you? ... ... ... ...STOP LOOKING AT ME!

Kevinus Prime says:

"Daddy, this is the boy I was telling you about!"

Kevinus Prime says:

"NO! I'm not a friggin' Magazord!"

Kevinus Prime says:

"I love you, you love me...."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Trypticon,"I KNEW IT! Metroplex poops humans!"

Addiethunder says:

When Trypticon Attacks....and has to be shot!

snavej says:

Luckily for the humans, orange juice was lethal to Transformers, especially the humungous city-sized ones.

Trypticon's dying words were: 'This is certainly humiliating but not as bad as being killed by Perry Como records, like in the film Mar

snavej says:

Girl: What is it, Grandpa?

Geezer: Could be Truckasaurus.

Boy: But that's just a fictional mechanical dinosaur from the Simpsons.

Geezer: In that case, we're screwed, and that's the screwer.

snavej says:

Trypticon: Do ya wanna touch me? Do ya wanna touch me? Do ya wanna touch me there?

Geezer: This is Gary Glitter's most disturbing comeback tour yet!

karrde says:

Girl: RUN! IT'S GODZILLA!
Old Man: It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - it's not.
Boy: STILL! WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!
Girl: Though it isn't.

Zeedust says:

Nobody wanted to telll Mecha-Godzilla how his Extreme Makeover had really turned out.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Trypticon,"I say, do have any Grey Poupon?"

Man,"No, but now I have brown underwear."

metalformer says:

[Trypticon]: Arrrrrrg!! Errrrrr... excuse me? Is this the set where Auditions for "Jurrasic Park 4" is being held?
[People]: ....

trailbreaker says:

Trypticon scared that man so badly that his hair turned gray.

trailbreaker says:

Are those peaches or apples on the trees?

Thanatos Prime says:

Hey you fleshys! Get out of my orange grove!!

snavej says:

Old Man: Don't worry, kids. It's not real. It's only the mushrooms making you see it.

Girl: How do you know what I'm seeing on my trip?

Boy: I don't like this, man. I'm going back to horse tranquilisers tomorrow.

Castle74 says:

I'm looking for Mr. Devlin or Mr. Emmerich? I heard they wanna do a sequel!

Latavia says:

"Oh no it is Godzilla, run, run away."

Dclone Soundwave says:

Hmmm, the little boy, or the little girl?

Don't take them, take me instead!

Sorry, already ate some old people today, & you all taste like crap!! I'll just eat both of 'em. Better for my digestion.

Pokejedservo says:

Trypticon: I see what you did there. Old Man: Their just my grandkids, honest!

Unknown says:

Trypticon:"HELLO EVERYBODY!!! I'M DR. NICK!!!"
Everyone else:"Hi Dr. Nick!!!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Trypticon,"FASTER. HUMANS PICK FLORIDA ORANGES. TRYPTICON LIKES ORANGE JUICE! TRYPTICON DAY NOT COMPLETE WITH NO ORANGE JUICE! TRYPTICON GET MAD WITH NO ORANGE JUICE!"

Woman,"Dear god Harold! Pick faster!"

Man,"Billy, pick u

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Trypticon,"Do you know the way to San Jose?"

Man,"WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!"

Woman,"WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!"

Death-Ray Charles says:

Legolands Newest attraction!

Heavy B says:

you can't see me

Velos says:

Trypticon: Um can you tell me where i am, I'm lost.
Old Man: I just wet myself.
Kids: Can we keep him Grandpa?

Fireblast says:

What's a dinosaur doing getting dressed in our bushes?

Fireblast says:

Trypticon: "Oh Christmas tree! Oh Christmas tree! Let us decorate your branches!"

Girl: "Is that Barney daddy?"

Dad: "No."

Roadshadow says:

Trypticon: Dude...where am I? Wow, cool little diorama of scared humans...

Thanatos Prime says:

Kids: Grandpa can we keep him?

Grandpa: Go ask your Grandmother....

Thanatos Prime says:

You puny humans haven't seen a large white city sized robot running around have you?

Optimusizzy says:

A young Steven Speilberge loks up and says to himself "I can direct 2 movies involving dinosaurs and robots that transform!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

God catches Adam and Eve around that Damn knowledge tree again!

big finale says:

tripticon:die human
human:no way
child:help dad
other child:whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Powermaster Jazz says:

Woah....I think this stuff jus' kicked in.....there's a big dinosaur with a banana on his head.

soundwavegt says:

#Whiiile, strolling through the park one daaaay, In the merry, merry month of Maaaaay......#

Onyx Prime says:

"Where's the beef?"

Archanubis says:

Trypticon: What? I just came here to buy a few tons of tangeloes!

Acelister says:

Old Man: "Take what you want, just don't hurt me!"
Boy: "Dude!"
Old man: "I mean don't hurt either of us!"
Girl: "DUDE!"
Trypticon: "I was only here to boost my iron level by eating trees... But

Acelister says:

Trypticon's one vice: Watching human's pick fruit.

Acelister says:

Trypticon: "Yeah, that's it... Now smell her a little..."
Boy: "But, Grampa..."
Old Man: "Shh, Johnny... Just do what the scary robot wants..."

ZaberFang says:

Peek-A-Boo!

snavej says:

Decepticons get tough on child abuse.

snavej says:

I knew we shouldn't have given that kid so much goddamn Lego.

snavej says:

It is the year 1989.

The script writers of 'Dynasty' are given an unexpected opportunity to end the long-running series and at the same time avoid paying some of the syndication fees to the actors.

'Brought in Trypticon' became a

Unknown says:

urrrhhhhmmmmm............got some tissues?

009* says:

Big Brother's watching you... and he's taking aim.

Frobman says:

HAH! I Caught everything on film! Now everyone will know!

cybertron_megatron says:

Trypticon: These are Megatron's oranges. We've taking a new strategy to defeat the Autobots by creating a fake fruit shop. When they come in for a refreshing piece of fruit or fruit drink, we will jump out and the Autobots will be vanquished for

MechaRaptor says:

Trypticon:'Hello,I'm your new next door Deception-City!'

MechaRaptor says:

Trypticon : The best protection against orange thieves!

Order now!

Call 555-TRYP-PROTECT

dabattousai says:

GODZILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ratbat says:

Grampa! There's a monster in our orange grove!

Ratbat says:

Come on, kids--let's get outta here!

Randomflyingtransformer says:

Man: Stay still...He can't see us unless we move

(Trypticon stares for a moment and then shoots them)