Wolfman Jake says:
Brawn and Windcharger were glad they had dressed in layers that morning.
Ravage XK says:
Told you this was dumb. We are huge, metal bots. Nobody is going to think we are army base technicians. They'll think "Damn, look at those huge metal robots in white coats!". Worst disguise ever, we should have just transformed and driven in.
Dclone Soundwave says:
The things a bot has to do these days just to make a little energon......................
Unknown says:
Brawn: umm Your "Instrument of Destruction" is showing Wind charger
Windcharger: Thanks I just got it buffed and waxed
Halo2addict says:
After Brawn and Windcharger's audition for for a role in "The Karate Kid" trilogy was rejcted, they tried their luck again many years later for a role as one of the Jedi "extras" in "Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones&
darth_paul says:
FART!
Brawn: Ugh! Gag - Cough, Cough! That was gross! Are you sure that you're Windcharger and not Windbreaker!
(Off Camera) Windbreaker: Hey!
tian17 says:
Windcharger :I am SUPERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey who stole my S!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brawn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Autobot bubbs says:
* facing terrible odds, windcharger and brawn have only one chance for survival*
Brawn: its time to unleash.... THE FULL MONTY!
Judynator says:
Carrying-on:
Judy: Well? Who are you?
Windy: I'm doctor!
Judy: Doctor? What is it like Doctor?
Windy: Gynecological doctor.
Judy: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S GYNECOLOGICAL DOCTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Judynator says:
Judynator: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! It's satyr!!!
Windy: Hey, girl! Wait! Im not, im not! Im not is satyr!
starscream_the_eternal says:
On the set of "Debbie does Cybertron"
Director: "Cut! Stunt D***!"
Brawn: Looks like your up Windcharger.
Windcharger: "Yeah. I'm glad I polished my exaust pipe this morning, I would want to end too soon if you know what I
Unknown says:
windcharger: no to take off my evil disgiuse! hahahahahahahahaha!
guard: oh no, aaaaahhhhhhhh. man, he fools every time.
Mkall says:
Brawn: Don't bother, you just can't tan in this weather.
Windcharger: Wait, you only took your robe off for tanning?
Wolfguard says:
I'm too sexy for this shirt
Too sexy for this shirt
Too sexy - it hurts!
Arsenal 121 says:
SCARING THE NATIVES!!!
In an attempt at Psyops, Windcharger strips.
G.I. Joe, in retaliation, laughed their butts off, then opened fire.
Silver Wind says:
Windcharger: "...Why am I doing this again?"
Brawn: "I wasn't really payin' attention"
Windcharger: *does Transformer equivalent of a human rolling his/her eyes*
???: (off-stage) "People got tired of seeing the
A'Arab Zaraq says:
Windcharger decided that he and Brawn were more than adept enough to take Reflecter's Yoga Championship Crown...
Ravenous Zero says:
Brawn is ready, give me a sec. Ever got it from both the rear & front bumpers? I know you'll be leaking oil for a week, heh heh
Acelister says:
Brawn: "And you're sure these will give us super powers?"
Windcharger: "...Sure..."
Acelister says:
Windcharger: "Okay... We're putting on the jackets... Just don't shoot us..."
RPG says:
windcharger: you don't remember ME megatron? we've spoken on the phone many a-times...
megatron: what?
windcharger: i'm not wearing any panties...
megatron: You??? are the pantie-man???
windcharger: Yes, and i'm not wearing
Road Turtle says:
Brawn, "Hey Windcharger, they left Reflector up for almost three months, how long you think they're gona leave us up?"
Windcharger, "Duno, but I'm getting comfortable; and I'm not standing on your shoulders."
dabattousai says:
Megatron: Have you got the photo?
Cloaked One: Yes...
Megatron Excellent >:)
(Pulls out the photo of Windcharger and Brawn)
Megatron: This will be the perfect magazine cover for Playbot.
dabattousai says:
Windcharger: Lets give The Reflectors a round of applause for staying in the pyramid for 3 months.
(claps are heard)
Brawn: And now, Windcharger and I are going to show our new coat of paint. It took 3 months to get down.
Windcharger: Feast
Frobman says:
It took too long for the last caption to finish, with Windcharger in line. Now he's so mad, he's trying to pick a fight with whoever's incharge.
Ransom says:
Windcharger: (peers at caption writers in horror) What in Primus' name is wrong with you people?!
Brawn: Slag it, even Starscream isn't as dirty!
Starscream: (off-stage) Hey!
mangler104 says:
Windcharger: Hey Brawn, does this look like cosmic rust to you.
Brawn: I told you not to mess with that fembot!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Seen here a rare picture of Brawn and Windchargere resting inbetween takes of their post Transformers: The Movie project Cold Hard Steel (a porno)
Brakethrough says:
In this scene, the Autobots prey on the Decepticons' true weakness - A terrible sense of scale - and disguise themselves cleverly as HUMAN SCIENTISTS.
Jaw Crusher says:
Windcharger: "Oh yeah, that feels great. Now that nobody's around to pay attention to us, we can...wait, what? The Caption Contest has been updated? SH**!!!"
Death-Ray Charles says:
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Blaster_6267 says:
After seeing this sight...Reflector un-froze himself and ran for cover from the horible sight of Windcharger doin a tease
Vampire Hunter says:
Windcharger: BOOOORRRRN FREEEEE!!
Brawn: God Damnit Windcharger! You're gonna get us caught!
Prime(off-screen): What the hell? God damnit! He's been watching those Hipeis movies again hasn't he?
Dclone Soundwave says:
Mystery Stranger: Heres the energon. It better be worth what I paid.
Windcharger: Don't worry, you'll be satisfied.(Takes off cloak)
Mystery Stranger: That's it?! I paid for nothing! (Kills Windcharger with Fusion Cannon)
It was smal
Raiden Gundam says:
Windcharger recently quit his job finding better pay being Nelly's music video dancers for "Hot In Here".
Scatterlung says:
Windcharger: Yo! They're filming Beast Wars next door! I got my hands on Depthcharge's pizza blaster!
DestronMatrix says:
autobots playing strip poker
Windcharger:"I win arcee take it off"
Windcharger:"aaawww! yeah!"
Arcee:"now you take it off windcharger"
Windcharger:"fine"
Windcharger:"Hey brawn don't look at
Zeedust says:
Brawn and Windcharger were the last two Autobots to give up their garments, but with the peer pressure of all the other Transformers wearing nothing, and the realization that the clothes git in the way of transforming, they too relinquished their attire.
Demonic Femme says:
Photographer, "Yes! I like that look- now vogue for me! Come on- brighten those optics, you're beautiful!"
Dragonoth says:
Windcharger: "Hey, ladies! You like a bot in uniform? Wait, your Decepticons! Noooooooo!"
*see my "Powerglide's Head" caption
Zeedust says:
Windcharger: "They're too cheap to get us Prtender shells. Deal with it."
Brawn: I don't care. This has gotta be a joke or something..."
Nightshadow says:
Offscreen Autobot: w000!!! Hey baby! 50 energon cubes here if you know what i mean eh?
Offscreen Autobot 2: Hey, you there you know that Tuesday is Gay night! Not friday!
Windcharger: Erm...right i knew that.
Anonymous says:
Windcharger: I gotta package for you right here! Giggedy Giggedy Giggedy!!!
Anonymous says:
Windcharger: You'll wanna see this Arcee... (Blaster Transforms and plays hot chocolate) Windcharger: I believe in Miracles! Where you from? You sexy bot? (Arcee slaps him)
Anonymous says:
Windcharger: I'm to sexy for my shirt, too sexy for myself, too sexy for my love. Brawn: ......
star_sabre86 says:
Windch:Time for the full-Windcharger. Brawn: by Primus, he gets more weirder everytime the camera gets on him
Anonymous says:
Brawn: Shift's over, time to go home.
Windcharger: Yeah, it is a good thing Sunbow gave us these cushy jobs after "killing" us in the movie.
Brawn: Cushy? We're scooping up Dinobot crap!
Is the fumes getting to you W
Zu Darkness says:
This has to be one of Hound's dumbest plans ever. There's no F----N way that the depections are going to take us as humans.
Anonymous says:
Security camera footage revealed how Windcharger was getting all that stuff from the convenience store for free.
PlasmaRadio says:
"Bwow chicka bwow bwow"
Windcharger: "For the last time Brawn, stop doing that!"
Anonymous says:
brawn- we could have been in the full monty but nnnnooooooooooo prime said it would destroy our honor.
Anonymous says:
WC: I believe in miricllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllles!!!!!!!!! You sexy thing! Sexy Thing you!
Brawn: That's enough of your Hot Chocolate albums!
Firefly says:
unlike the construction worker and the indian, the robot never did make it past initial village people auditions
APOLLO says:
Windcharger sings "And that's about the time she walked away from me....What's my age again?"
Brawn: "Dude, Blink 182's gonna sue us."
Anonymous says:
ANNOUNCER: After their Deaths in Transformers the movie, WindCharger and Brawn took to mnoonlighing in teh off-off-off Broadway production of the Full Monty...
Anonymous says:
Windcharger: Damn! I look so hansome, that I should never ever hide my sexy body the way that I do.
Anonymous says:
WC: You think that our coats are big? Wait till you see our laundrymachine!
Anonymous says:
Windcharger: Dammit! If Tracks were here he would be all over me by now!
Stelartron says:
(Just then the femmes come out of the building) FEMMES: *laugh* BRAWN & WINDCHARGER: *blush* (put coats back on.)
Anonymous says:
Windcharger"Hey,Elita! You think Prime has a big tool?Chenkout THIS!!!"
Brawn:"Funny,I can't see a darn thing!!HAHA!!"
Windcharger:*sob*
Galvatron Z says:
Windcharger: "Say hello to my little friend!" Brawn: "Next time just remember your gun!"
Anonymous says:
Brawn: what da hell are you doin' windcarger!! were in da middle of a battle here!! windcharger: can't.... help it....gotta....flash
The Chosen One says:
Behold my glorious robothood! Do I make you randy? Do I turn your gears, baby? Yeah!
Silverwolf says:
Brawn: I did'nt know you were a member of the "clan" too.
Silverwolf says:
Windcharger: I'm to sexy for my....... sheet..... to sexy for my manafold.
Super Prime says:
Windcharger: See me everyone I got Breasts. Brawn: you are now gay? Gears(offscreen):Windcharger you sick Fag.
Anonymous says:
(bow chicka bow wow)
"Hey look, the Decepticons are throwing money. I guess we are good for something after all!"
Anonymous says:
BRAWN and WINDCHARGER:We may be small,be we get all the Decepticon females!
Anonymous says:
Wind: I Know dressing up like rocket secintists, wasn't going to fool megas, I mean we're only dubble the size of those bunkers, What was Prime thinking, trusting Hound like that. Brawn: I'm just wondering where Prime got lab co
Flamemaster Galvatron says:
After Brawn and Windcharger left the Transformers series..they went to star in such films as "debbie does oregon"
Anonymous says:
Honestly! Its much bigger than that, its a little nippy out here today! What are you laffin at Huffer!
Jackpot says:
"Windcharger... do you realize this means we spend 99% of our screen-time naked?"
Sideshow Sideswipe says:
Windcharger: Okay Brawn, we can practice the mating ritual, but next time I get to be the human female.
Anonymous says:
"See, you'd think we wouldn't be able to find clothes in our size. Fortunately, I found a ship with a pretty big sail."
Anonymous says:
Megatron: "Let's attack those large, metallic humans, Starscream!"
Anonymous says:
Singing: I'm, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy, it hurts...
Mixmaster says:
Brawn : I don't care whether you think you look fabulous in it, Windcharger. I'm not wearing the new Fall line.
Anonymous says:
Even with war going on, Windcharger and Brawn had time to join the local Polar Bear Club.
Anonymous says:
I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go
People know the part
I'm playin'
Pay for every dance
Selling each romance
Ooh, what they sayin'
Anonymous says:
Windcharger: Looks like this is a job for -- whoops! I'm a transformer, not Superman!
Seibertron says:
"Hey Brawn, check out my new package upgrade. Big isnt it???"
Anonymous says:
Because to the Autobots, few things are as important as personal hygiene.