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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Woman running in the street

Woman running in the street
101 comments
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101 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

Heckfire says:

WHOA...and they call the Stunticon "Drag Strip"...

Dec 16, 2011

Unknown says:

It Juwanna Man!!!!!!!!!!
Run for your lives!!!!!!!

Mar 31, 2006

Unknown says:

ACH, NAY! A STROKE!

Feb 20, 2006

Scatterlung says:

Batman, mid transformation, I'd say...

Sep 3, 2005

-Ry- says:

aahhhhhhhhhhhh omg im soooooooo gay

Aug 26, 2005

Roadshadow says:

Unfortunately, this was Arcee's pretender shell: a retarded guy in womens' clothing.

Jul 11, 2005

Mest4life135 says:

i read this really inspiring poem in starbucks today and im like 'hey lets go jog around'

Jun 2, 2005

the purifyer says:

woman: my spider senses are tingling

its a pic of spiderman after a gender change

Apr 16, 2005

gauthic_angel7680 says:

Daniel in disguise: Sh*t, I hope nobody looks up my skirt. That's where my crack is.

Apr 15, 2005

Montmorency says:

AAAAH! It's the same episode over and over of Gilligan's Island on the big screen!

Apr 10, 2005

scattershot78 says:

"Where's the American Gladiators studio? I am late for work!"

Mar 30, 2005

Pokejedservo says:

Just when you that that Rock band episode of the Real Ghostbusters was one of the strangest things in mainstream 80's pop culture...

Mar 29, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Is it just me or does The Amazing Race suck more every season?

Mar 13, 2005

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Synergy proves she has a sense of humor when Jerrica askes for something "in gold."

Mar 13, 2005

LoserBroadside says:

Buildings tremble. Cars swerve away. Grown men hide. Beware the giant woman!!!

Mar 13, 2005

Operation Ravage says:

That's no lady, that's a man, man!

Mar 13, 2005

Road Turtle says:

"...it's just a jump to the left, Then a step to the ri-i-i-i-i-ight!....."

Transformers: Rocky Horror

Mar 13, 2005

stonegargoyle says:

LITTLE DOES HE KNOW WHEN HE CATCHES UP TO ME IM GONNA DROP THE STINK BOMB ON HIM

Mar 13, 2005

gir says:

"Holy hidiously tanned drag queen batman!"

Mar 13, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Lenscrafters:Butt ugly frames in less than an hour!

Mar 12, 2005

Solidus says:

Dennis Rodman was originally planned to be Hot Shot's Minicon. However, the concept didn't fly with test audiences and was later dropped.

Mar 12, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Somehow Running Woman just was not as cool of a movie as Running Man.

No Auh-nold.

Mar 12, 2005

Byrerprime says:

The fifth member of the the Totally Spies team arrives for his... err, her interview.

Mar 12, 2005

Starbeam says:

Victory Leo's pretender form was ridiculed by all Destrons and some Cybertrons.

Mar 12, 2005

Binaltech Bombshell says:

"...and Candy Swallows takes the lead of the Pornstar Marathon!"

Mar 12, 2005

1337W422102 says:

What happened after inter-species marriage was permitted.

Mar 11, 2005

Omega Sentinel says:

Have to get away from the awful concepts of Action Masters and Pretenders...AGHHHHHH!!!!

Mar 11, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

I'm....too tan for my shirt,too tan for my shirt,so tan it hurrrrrts,and I'm too tan for my car,too tan my car to tan by farrrrrr.

I'm a freak,you know what I mean,and do my little turn on the sidewalk,on the sidewalk,I show you my tanne

Mar 11, 2005

arcee_rika83 says:

We're 'dancin' in the streets'!

Mar 11, 2005

ChocolateThunder says:

An early attempt at cross promotion with an '80's MTV music video combining rap, hoochies and giant robots.
"I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the b

Mar 11, 2005

Nagi says:

Michael Jackson (in drag and with tan) trying to flee from justice

Mar 11, 2005

Road Turtle says:

Frist I fall asleep in the tanning bed, then the dog eats my contact lenses so I have to use my Grandma's glasses till I get new lenses, then my closet catches fire burning my entire woredrobe so now I have to borrow my sister's dress, and now

Mar 11, 2005

DeltaOmega says:

Look! There's the Boy Wonder in Drag!!

Mar 10, 2005

DarkDranzer says:

*When Sunstreak*er* gets a sex change and a body change*

Sunstreak: I'll get Tracks for this!!

Mar 10, 2005

JazZeke says:

A scene from the upcoming movie, "SON OF MS. DOUBTFIRE".

Mar 9, 2005

Mikemann says:

Man in background(to officer off screan)-Ossifer that theif stole my tote bag!

Offiser- You're what?

Man- My purse! She stole my purse!

Woman- My friends'll never figure out my secrite.............. that I steal totes not purses totes!

Mar 9, 2005

Ransom says:

Optimus: Aaaah! Ugly! Must.. avert.. optics... *accidentally steps on her because he isn't looking*

Narrator: And THAT is why, boys and girls, you never go outside in drag.

Mar 9, 2005

Zeedust says:

Ru Paul makes a special cameo appearance in an episode of Transformers.

Mar 9, 2005

trailbreaker says:

Artificial tan cream, you think?

Mar 9, 2005

trailbreaker says:

Is that a woman?? Looks a bit butch to me...

Mar 9, 2005

Arc the ZAKO says:

Woman: Lipstick...check wallet check...giant transforming robot right in front of me check...GIANT ROBOT IN FRONT OF ME!?! AHHHHH!!!!
Prime: Wait! I'm here to save you! Ah forget it...

Mar 9, 2005

wobblefunk says:

how did they know i was an NBA player? im only 8ft and black, how could they tell?!

Mar 9, 2005

Road Turtle says:

The Baroness (in disguise), "Bah! The Joes have discovered me again! How do they always know?!"

Mar 9, 2005

Luketigers says:

ACCESSORY MATCHING GONE TOO FAR >>

>>Not only does Elise have to have her own matching clothes and then matchnig car, but now she's got her own matching giant robot too!

Mar 8, 2005

1337W422102 says:

...this better not be Seibertron's excuse for a Black History Month celebration.

Mar 8, 2005

Mikemann says:

New Special on Fox: When Giant Robots Fart!

Mar 8, 2005

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Electrum baths aren't just for giant robots anymore.

Mar 8, 2005

1337W422102 says:

Geez, talk about "BEAST" Wars...

Mar 8, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

I always thought those Sci-Fi channel ads with all those odd characters was just digitally enhanced normal people,but here we see one of those freaks walkinging into the Sci-Fi channel building.

(Hey I had to work the Sci-Fi channel logo in somewhere.)

Mar 8, 2005

Lorekeeper says:

Spending too much time with the Transformers, Spike tries to be "more than meets the eye."

Mar 8, 2005

Bunny_FooFoo says:

:Aerosmith cuts in with Dude looks like a Lady:
Duude looks like a lady, Danuh, Danuh, Duuuuude looks like a lady!

Mar 8, 2005

WindWhisper says:

oh my god should my hand really bend like this, i know i'll ask that giant robot

Mar 8, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

A blonde's house is on fire when she pulls up to her residence in the country. From her cell phone, she calls the fire department in a panic.

The dispatcher tells her to settle down; they need to know how to get to her house. The blonde replies, &

Mar 8, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

Did you hear about the blond prisoner who was found in her cell with half a dozen bumps on her head?

She tried to hang herself with a bungee cord.

Mar 8, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.

She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching

Mar 8, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"Miss Hilton! You dropped your Sidekick!"

Mar 8, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"With this mask and wig, nobody will guess I'm really BATMAN!"

Mar 8, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

....and in that moment, Wheelie got his wish from his fairy Godbot.

Mar 8, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"Ahhh! Run for your life! Run for your...ooh! Macy's is having a sale!"

Mar 8, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"Well, it wasn't my penis getting cut off that bothered me, it was my salary getting cut in half."

Mar 8, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"Do the Monkey with me!"

Mar 8, 2005

ArctosPrime says:

Sing along everybody: "i'm not a girl, not quite a woman, yet."

Mar 8, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

The shoe polish on the binocular trick claims yet another victum!!!

Mar 7, 2005

Towline says:

With these glasses. The Decepticons won't know that I'm Carly.

Mar 7, 2005

TFBuyer says:

Heinlad's little-known and even lesser-seen "cross-dressing street walker" transformation.

Mar 7, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Unbeknowst to most Transformer fans BeastWars child actor Ona made an appearence in a G1 episode as an adult!

She'd be about 1,000,187 years old in this picture!

Mar 7, 2005

-Soundwave- says:

Damn! I have to go take another hormone shot before my beard starts to grow too.

Mar 7, 2005

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Run from that car's lousy paintjob!!!

Mar 7, 2005

1337W422102 says:

"Oh my God! Run for your lives!! THEY'RE RELEASING MORE 'ENERGON' FIGURES!!!"

Mar 7, 2005

crozz131 says:

"OH MY GOD!!! My tan is starting to fad. I better get to the TanOrama fast!"

Mar 7, 2005

JazZeke says:

All the plastic surgery has finally caused Michael Jackson to molt. Just in time, he escapes from his trial in his new body.

Mar 7, 2005

Jaw Crusher says:

Well, hopefully next time Jessica Simpson will be smart enough not to hide in the nearest tanning booth when there's an extended Decepticon attack on the city.

Mar 7, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Hey everybody! It's the new Jan Brady!"

Mar 7, 2005

Giga Prime says:

Dennis Rodman narrowly avoids being hit by a car.

Mar 7, 2005

ninjabot says:

I allways thought there was something funny about Spark-Plug.

Mar 7, 2005

Marcus Rush says:

Yet again people run in fear after the woman in yellow responds to their cat calls.

Mar 7, 2005

Masterpiece Prowl says:

The winner of the drag queen pagent.

Mar 7, 2005

Arc the ZAKO says:

Woman: RUN! ITS GODZILLA!
BW Megatron: What?! Who is this "Godzilla" You speak of?!!
Woman: AAAH! RUN! IT TALKS!!!!

Mar 7, 2005

JazZeke says:

Run! Run in terror from the yellow Tracks!

Mar 7, 2005

Thanatos Prime says:

I know! I'll dig my way to safety!!

Mar 7, 2005

Thanatos Prime says:

HEY MACARENA!

Mar 7, 2005

Road Turtle says:

"Oh my Gawd! It's the Fashion Police! Run!"

Mar 7, 2005

Road Turtle says:

Plagued by sudden and spontaneous uncontrollable bouts of violent and feverish Hula dancing, Betty finally desides to get treatment for her touretts.

Mar 7, 2005

Zeedust says:

Man in Background: "Help! Police! A crossdresser with no eyes stole my purse! Wait, why are people looking at me funny now?"

Mar 7, 2005

Screambug says:

Batman goes in drag.:D

Mar 7, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

I told you the new Sigma Six Joes sucked.

Mar 7, 2005

Sinister Mentor says:

Do da' robot!

Mar 7, 2005

Bruticus Buckeye says:

Wow, Hulk Hogan looks like hell after the sex change operation!

Mar 7, 2005

Acelister says:

"Walk like a man! Talk like a man! Give myself awaayyyy!"

Mar 7, 2005

Tusko says:

I once caught a fish this big!

Mar 7, 2005

Suzuki says:

Look! A drag race! (Cue rimshot, and booing from the audience.)

Mar 7, 2005

Road Turtle says:

OK, now sing along!
"Tall and Tan and Young and Lovely, The Girl from Impanema gose walking, and when she passes each one she passes gose 'Aaagh!' "

Mar 7, 2005

Road Turtle says:

That's not a Woman!

Mar 7, 2005

Acelister says:

"Now at Crazy Jamal's Discount Busts, get this limited edition "Strange Bandana Lady" for only 29.95! Or free when you buy any two Autobots!"

Mar 7, 2005

Ratbat says:

In the '80s, this town was a decent place to live, and crime was low. Now it's 2005--and the whole town has been OVERRUN by crime!

Mar 7, 2005

Ratbat says:

Crime in this town sure has gotten MUCH WORSE since the '80s!

Mar 7, 2005

HookX5 says:

Not to be outdone by the success of his ex, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake donned a frock and started filming his latest music video complete with back up dancers.

Mar 7, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Boy Kill Bill v3 really looks crappy.

Mar 7, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

All the cops in the doughnut shop say wayyy-o,wayyy-o,wayyyyyy-ooooooo.

Walk like an Egyptian.

Mar 7, 2005

Binaltech Bombshell says:

"Walk like an Egyptian!"

Mar 7, 2005

Solidus says:

Not to be outdone by Spiderman, Catwoman decides to get in on the G1 cameo scene.

Mar 7, 2005

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