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michellatron says:
Kremzeek didn't understand that you actually need to have hair to use Rogaine.
Not Sonic says:
so this is wat it looks like when i bleach my poopy!!!!!!!blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah doodoo caca peepee!
optimus9504 says:
Kremzeek said: "what that shaving cream? or white cheese or cotton foam?"
Powerstorm says:
Wallace & Grommit's Wash N'Go Window Cleaning Service has taken on more staff...
Zeedust says:
Since Scourge got away with an End of Evangelion homage, Kremzeek can't resist the urge to jack of over the comatose form of T-ai.
Kremzeek: "I'm so ----ed up..."
Minicle says:
Kremzeek: KREEEEEMMMZEEEKKK KREMZEEEK!
Translation: GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF MY SHOWER NOW!
Com&Con01 says:
As news of the Laughing Cow's fame spreads, wannabe acts are springing up all over the country. (Note, may only make sense to UK viewers).
Nightshadow says:
Now kids, this is another reason why Smoking is---
Kid: Bad for you?
Kremzeek: No, good for you, this smoke is cool to hold and throw around.
turbo97 says:
so there i was with a baby seal in one hand and a ball peen hammer in the other so i did what any good person would do...
turbo97 says:
ok class ill warn you one more time the next one to shoot a spit wad goes to the principle
shockwave_inoz says:
KREM: "Okaaaaay. Who's the JERK that threw THIS?!" All Decepticons point at Starscream, who was just idly staring at the ground, minding his own business for once. STARSCREAM: "Huh?" KREM: "You! Screamer! I'm gonna chang
Road Turtle says:
Why Kremzeek never had an action figure; he glowed in the dark and came with a jar of gelatinous white slime.
AirFlare says:
"I dunno, Doctor, I think i'm sick or something. At first, I stroked it, then I continued to stroke it and all of a sudden this white stuff's all over my hand. What is this?"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
I've seen this episode,it's were Kremzeek get's his good cloths dirty rescueing Pandora the cat,and tries to wash them himself,that's when Alice and Mrs. Brady find him in the sud filled laundry room.
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
After seeing "A Decepticon Raider in King Arthur's Court," Kremzeek decided he was going to make gunpowder, too.
fuzzy butt says:
when my a$$ burns, I just put a little dab of Kremzeek anal cream around my sphinter and it sooths the pain away with its new and improved bubbling action.
( warning my cause cancer, bleeding, and cravings to listen to Dianna Ross music)
Bluevolt says:
Ah, so Monkey, your freind Pigsy fried up nicely, but he didnt squeal. Where is the Princess?
Acelister says:
If he looked reaaaly closely, Kremzeek could swear he saw chocolate chips.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
5/4/04 Kremzeek plays havoc with Seibertron in response for the abuse he received on The Ultimate Caption Contest.
Acelister says:
Too late he realised it was NOT new Impereal Leather Foamburst shower gel.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Did you know? Kremzeek had a rather extensive collection of cotton,weird little guy ain't he?
Castle74 says:
Our worst nightmare.....a rabid Kremzeek! Look he's already foaming at the mouth!!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Kremzeek Car Wash,wash and wax your car only $5 after 4pm,includes Full service wash and wax,Armorall of tires dashboard and inside door panels,free vacuum service on all carpets,and popcorn directly from Kremzeek's ass for all kids under twelv
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"HEY!WHO THE HELL RIPPED OUT DAVID HASSELHOFF'S BRAIN?!"
"And your eating it? Good job Kremzeek!!!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"HEY!WHO THE HELL RIPPED UP MY COUCH?!"
"GRRRRR...DAMMIT KREMZEEK!!!"
TheRoMan says:
At first they shot at him with thier weapons. Then they dragged him through the streets of Japan, flogging him and pelting him with foam. He was just an innocent creature, but that didn't matter to them. They finally crucified him on a tower until hi
Gambit's Mind says:
Yeah and I've got white fluffy cotton comming outta my a......oh wait, I do..
thexfile says:
we spotted kremzeek in his preparation for the transformer olympics... we think that kremzeek is a bit confused about the shot put,insn't that suposed to be an iron ball instead of a foam bal zeekster ??
Ransom says:
This is Kremzeek, humans. Look kids, *takes a bite* mmmph hmph ummph shum. *swallows* I mean, it's bad for your teeth (look at mine!), and *takes a bite* shumph himph mmph hmm. *swallows* I mean, don't become like *takes a bite* hmmphph. *swallo
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Kremzeek got this off the internet it's supposed to increase his penis length.Time will tell.
Ransom says:
"Ever wonder how Kremzeek fits into those eensy-teensy microscopic electronics? Behold! The amazing p0w4h of Dove soap!"
Binaltech Bombshell says:
Commercial spokesbear Snuggles was killed today by an enraged Kremzeek. "It was justice!,"Kreemzeek reportedly screamed as he was taken into police custody,"That little bastard ruined my fine washables! No jury in the world will convict me!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Children DO NOT eat insulation foam Kremzeek is a trained professional,and should not be imitated in ANY way.Besides he's FRIGGIN BONKERS!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Kremzeek VS Barney:Round Two:FIGHT!:ugh ugh huh ungh huh FINSH HIM!: UNGH! FATALITY! The winner Kremzeek.
7THSON says:
KREMZEEK IS PUZZLED. HE SHAVES HIS PALMS EVERY DAY BUT THE HAIR KEEPS GROWING BACK
thexfile says:
(voice of sir david Atimburah) "And here we see a prime example of the creature in it's wild surounding.Note the hand to ear movement.It is allmoast if he is suggesting to cal someone.It is remarkable to se a creature so wild acting out sutch a
thexfile says:
" it's the all new al in 1 crazie glue , glues anything to eaverything. produckt glues: metal , wood , glas , concreat , brick , carbon fiber , all plastics , and eaven giant cartoon monsters. it's so easey a child can use it. warning compa
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Kremzeek Tribble removal service 24Hrs a day makes Tribbles troubles go away! 817-555-1414
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Heyyy,what do you know Kremzeek and I have the same fantasy about uncovering Amanda Peet with whipped cream.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Kremzeek was pretty good this year,so for christmas he got the Snoopy Snowcone Machine,sadly he used once maybe twice.It met the ultimate fate that all Snoopy Snowcone Makers meet it sat in the basement until somebody threw it in the trash.
trailbreaker says:
"Try our new Old Spice AFTERSHAVE CREAM! Endorsed by little electronic creatures everywhere!!"
Stargazer says:
First the Staypuft Marshmallow Man, next Skeletor. Soon, Hasbro's cartoons shall rule!
Castle74 says:
Kremzeek was enjoying his favorite past-time, Whip hits, until a unforseen accident occured. He never did them again!
Obi-Wan Kenobi says:
I was gonna rule the world,
but then i got high
but then i got high,
but then i got hiigggh
Banshee says:
Krem had run out of excuses, it was time for him to admit that he was addicted to insulating foam
TheRoMan says:
Kremzeek call agent. Kremzeek no want to guest star on Queer as Folk no more!
TheRoMan says:
So, this is toothpaste. If had used this before maybe I would have more than 3 teeth.
thexfile says:
Kremzeek (taking a shower) hey you , get out get out , can't a man have his shower alone ??
but if you are a chik whey not join me i'm already soped up . hint hint
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Kremzeek has been described as whimzical.Whimzical my ass he jumped in to my dad's pacemaker,NOW HE'S DEAD!" (correction)
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Kremzeek has been described as whimzical.Whimzical my ass he jumped ito my dad's pacemaker,NOW HE'S DEAD!"
Retrospex says:
"Gaaawdamn Trypticon, I mean the movies are one thing but bring some tissues man NASTY!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FOR GODS SAKE STOP HIM HES GONNA EAT AND THEN GO IN THE POOL!"
"So?"
"An electrical creature in the pool with people and it has a full stomach,that's violating at least 2 rules mom set out."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
The secret behind Kremzeeks nearly limitless energy is cocaine,oh man I needsome cocaine.
star_sabre86 says:
anyone have any paper towels? I need to get rid of all this whipped cream
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Gillete Mach 3 Turbo the best a what ever the hell its is can get.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
ssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffff,"ah,Say ello to my little friend,Kremzeek "
Topnwe says:
Kremezeek: behold! i have invented electricity! Al Gore(from off camera): nope, i invented that one too!
_Max_ says:
"And with new L'Oreal robo-shampoo, my fur becomes totally smooth and shiny."
Castle74 says:
This a deleted scene from the episode "Kemzeek". The writers thought Kremzeek getting hit in the face with a pie would be funny. It was finally cut when Kremzeek's agent, Scott Boras, complained of a no-pie hittting clause in his contrac
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Kremzeek,"In the past I've been portrayed in typecast,shouting like a savage Kremzeek!,Kremzeek!,in reality I am a very adept actor whose on screen presonna has been compared to Wells,or Hackman,Hopkins.I've done comedy with Gleason,Martin,
Amelie says:
*grabs "shampoo" from bath* Argh! No! Next time someone does [i]that[/i] in the bath, they'd better wash it [i]all[/i] away! Last think I need today is a facial! XD
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Feed a Kremzeek to much ice cream,and you'll get a fat Kremzeek.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Kremzeek,"White foam I know I shouldn't say this, but I love you,I don't care who knows,I LOVE YOU!!!!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Hey everybody it's Creamzeek!
Sorry I knew it wasn't that funny.
Mkall says:
"Hey I thought this herbal essance junk was supposed to give my hair more body and life. As you can see, it's all false advertising."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Hey I hate Kremzeek as much as the next guy,but he swallowed a package of microwave popcorn,and proceeded to vomit some of the best popcorn I've ever tasted!
ArctosPrime says:
OH< MY GOD!!! What is the world coming to when such vilence caused by Kremzeeks to poor defenseless Snowmen? there was nothing left of the body that could be identified, Carl.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
2002 Hasbro announces the launch of Armada and the creative force behind it.
TheRoMan says:
Coming this month from Hasbro...Kremzeek Commemorative issue. Of course its Hasbro so he only shoots foam. Next month Takara will release a version that shoots 40,000 volt bolts of electricity, I'm waiting for that one.
fuzzy butt says:
An angery twinkie after finding out just how the creamy filling is inserted into him
thexfile says:
they finaly did it , they made the crapest transformer eaver , only thing next wil be 1 that transforms into a turd , withe a extra smel button.
thexfile says:
you knew armade suked , but did you know that it was so bad that kreemzeek went of to do a screentest for "no wet wonder foam" unlukely he did not pas , and is stil unemployd to this day.
thexfile says:
monster : ( roaring noise ) thinking ( where are those blasted kids )
shaggy : look scoobe it's the monster run
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Proof positive that even the worst episode of Beastwars/Machines was better than Kremzeek.
TheRoMan says:
It was a sad day in cartoons when the results came back on Kremezeek's monthly specimen test. He was of course positve...the shockwaves could be felt all through the industry. Only days later did Arcee test positive as well, then Springer and so on.
Cliff Jumper says:
The New York recruit for ceaning up the Staypufft Marshmellow Man's remains.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"THIS PURE SNOW! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?!"
Jaw Crusher says:
...and thus, in that hot tub on New Year's Eve, did Estoria's unusual love affair with Powerglide come to a horribly tragic end.