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Optimustard says:
Proof that Botox has been around since before time began
. Blitzwing: I am smiling, we are all smiling!!
Rainmaker says:
The day Megatron, Blitzwing, Astrotrain and Starscream came face to face with an Autobot Medusa.
Skyspeed says:
Failing taking over the entire universe, the Decepticons settled for Konoha instead.
nyklas78 says:
OH MY GOD! Its Obama,Clinton,Kerry....and Oprah!. They have taken over the world!
Evil Eye says:
The Decepticons soon regretted letting Pat Lee sculpt their faces on the mountainside.
JeffreyVeregge says:
Goodnight, sweetheart, well it's time to go,
Goodnight, sweetheart, well it's time to go,
I hate to leave you, but I really must say,
Goodnight, sweetheart, goodnight.
#Sideways# says:
That's huge, but nothing compared to snavej's post count on this thing!
Maestro Meister says:
Judging from his tramp stamp tattoo, we can safely assume Transformers Prime Unicron is a Geewunner.
Tranzilla says:
The Decepticons took Queen's "We Will Rock You" a little too literal...
snavej says:
This was actually a memorial to those fantastic times when the Decepticons would sit on the couch and watch 'Leave it to Beaver' reruns.
snavej says:
Despite the best efforts of the Decepticon master sculptors, the Turner Prize for Art went to some overconfident, cocaine-addicted, self-promoting t**t from Hoxton, London, UK.
snavej says:
The real reason for Decepticon misfortune: the massive diversion of resources to vanity projects.
snavej says:
More effective than scrawling your nickname all over the city with car spray paint.
snavej says:
More than meets the eye: there was a visitor centre and cafe just under Astrotrain's left nipple.
snavej says:
After this, they turned to deal with the real threat: the retail park just off the freeway.
snavej says:
They were originally going to be on horseback but then Optimus's shenanigens delayed the project for many years.
snavej says:
Desparate to escape their enslavement to Nintendo, the Decepticons undertook large-scale diversionary activities.
snavej says:
'Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.'
The Decepticons are reduced to rock carving on an obscure mudball planet.
snavej says:
And you thought that the injuns were p****d off with the faces of the dead presidents on their sacred mountain! [Actually 'native Americans'.]
Mindmaster says:
"I pledge alleigance, to Megatron, of the Decepticon States of Kaon..."
paul053 says:
Starscream: You know, I've seen a picture on Google showing what the original human presidents looked like from the back of these rocks. I wonder what we look like ...........
alekesam says:
Megatron:"...and I told Laserbeak to sculpt us as true to life as possible. That is why they all look miserable except me."