Optimus Prime on his deathbed

Seibertron says:

This is a test. This is a test. This is a test.

Seibertron says:

When your group project dies and you're the only one who did any work — RIP to the real one.

snavej says:

Arcee: NO ONE SPIT IN THERE! MINDLESS CHODES!!!

snavej says:

He was so shocked at being mistaken for a transsexual that he died.

trailbreaker says:

He left the matrix on the upstairs nightstand again …

ZeldaTheSwordsman says:

Tragically, Optimus Prime passed away from old age while waiting for a winner to be declared for this contest.

ZeldaTheSwordsman says:

"The seller lied! They said this Alternate Universe Optimus Prime was MISB!"

trailbreaker says:

So he WAS lactose intolerant….

Targetmaster Kup says:

So he was Nemesis Prime all along!

XMMslayer86 says:

Even plot armour couldn't save Prime

snavej says:

'So we're agreed: no more diversity hires! If they'd monitored the shuttle properly, this wouldn't have happened.'

Abominable prime82 says:

vengeance is my appetite and defeat is my death so until we meet this is my last breath.....

Chribagel says:

Head.

snavej says:

Ultra Magnus: Daniel, we just read Skybound #6. We'd like you to climb inside the Matrix.

HardcoreHackney says:

Uh-oh, better call MAACO.

trailbreaker says:

The paint jobs on these knock-offs are horrible.

snavej says:

At that very moment, after holding it in for a long time, they all farted in unison.

snavej says:

Perceptor: I could rebuild him, using the mind of Alexa.

Ultra Magnus: No, Siri or nothing!

snavej says:

He watched an episode of Thundercats, with the superior animation. He died of jealousy.

snavej says:

Hot Rod: So the whole thing was driven by two rats running in wheels that were attached to generators!

Perceptor: That's what you get, living in a cartoon.

trailbreaker says:

Perceptor- “Prime hurry up and die so we can get a new caption !”

Nediablo says:

It is the year 2005 Prime.

You can't do this. It's offensive. You know it's offensive.....

It doesn't matter if Jazz gives you a pass on that word just stop it!!!

What about Magnus?! That's not the same!

snavej says:

Perceptor: Everyone grab a slice now before he goes off.

[Hot Rod uses his circular saw to cut slices.]

Mkdlmr says:

Will this contest never end?

snavej says:

Kup: If we stick a pair of those cheap plastic 'googly eyes' on him, he'll look a bit more alive.

Everyone Else: [Stares at him in disgust]

[Pause]

[Arcee goes to find googly eyes.]

snavej says:

Prime prepares to time travel back to the 1920s for a sensational new appearance in a Buster Keaton flick.

Magnaboss72 says:

Prime: while looking at Hot Rod, "This is all your fault, motherf*****".

snavej says:

Hot Rod: So much death...

Arcee: Prime's gone but hope's not lost.

Hot Rod: No, I mean some of the boards on Seibertron.com have no users left! The horror, the horror!

[Much wailing and gnashing of metal teeth.]

Taylorjason766 says:

Preceptor "Is anyone up for a game of 'operation'", Hot Rod "yeah that's sounds great, I'll go get the tweezers"

snavej says:

Blurr: Weshoulddoasponsoredfunraceinhishonour!

Arcee: Shut the hell up, you speed-obsessed git!

trailbreaker says:

Hot Rod — “oh well, what’s for lunch?”

snavej says:

Hot Rod: You can't die! You have to appear in Earthspark, fighting alongside Megatron!

Prime: Groan! Just let me lie here for five more minutes!

snavej says:

Later, Optimus was rebooted as Kid Traumatiser 3000. It was a refreshing change of pace.

snavej says:

Hot Rod: He's greyed out. What now?

Perceptor: This is a work machine. We should contact IT but they're on leave.

Magnus: Wait, this is 1985!

Kup: We can fix him with chewing gum, rubber bands and panty hose!

snavej says:

Waiting for the next caption picture that never comes.

snavej says:

Perceptor: It's too late!

Blurr: OhnohegotCANCELLED!

Hot Rod: By the wokies!

Kup: Those turbo-grabbing punks couldn't stand his 'Freedom' mantra.

Arcee: We need to kill EVERYONE with coloured hair, especially blue hair.

snavej says:

Hot Rod: Sorry Optimus but the paint shop totally ran out of every colour except luminous green.

Optimus: Oh crap, might as well just die then. [Dies]

trailbreaker says:

Prime - “Happy Halloween!!”

snavej says:

Perceptor: Shit.

Blur: Shit.

Hot Rod: Shit.

Arcee: Shit.

Kup: Shit.

Daniel: Shit.

Ultra Magnus: Language, all of you!

[Arcee kicks him.]

Ultra Magnus: Shit!

snavej says:

Arcee: I can't believe that so many sick ****s are making fun of us!

snavej says:

Daniel: I'd better be getting a super-long vacation after all this shit's over!

Kup: I'll get you into Disneyland. They'll boost your spirits and also woke the heck out of you!

snavej says:

Half of Reddit went members-only in 2023. Prime couldn't handle it and died.

snavej says:

Ultra Magnus: Hot Rod, you were supposed to wind him up at the back EVERY morning, not just when you felt like it!

Hot Rod: My bad, sorry.

Blurr: Don'tforgetIneeddoublewindingbecauseI'mfast!

Convoy12 says:

Wreck-gar in background: We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty!

snavej says:

Perceptor: There's a 70% discount at Dr. Tires Store.

Prime [wakes up]: Oh really?

Perceptor: I knew that would work.

Prime: I also like a crossover with the Big Bang Theory franchise! Dr. Tires is run by Sheldon Cooper's brother George.

snavej says:

Magnus: You know, maybe we should give up this whole Autobot business and go live on an island or something?

Daniel: You effing useless brick! I want revenge!

snavej says:

They decided to 'do a She Hulk' and go talk to the writers' room about all this. Breaking the fourth wall is darned cool!

snavej says:

Hot Rod: My mother's going to kill me!

[Stunned silence from the others.]

ZeldaTheSwordsman says:

"Feels like I've been dying for years..."

DeathReviews says:

"Hurry up and croak so we can get the new toys on shelves!"

trailbreaker says:

“So that’s where he hid the Cheetos…”

snavej says:

Perceptor: So we're all deeply aggrieved. Let's go on Reddit and really b1tch about it!

snavej says:

All the other dead Autobots were thrown in the bin and forgotten.

snavej says:

Hot Rod: What did he mean, 'You're going to fight Sharticons'? That sounds disgusting!

Kup: Death-bed visions can be confusing, lad.

snavej says:

Later, Arcee stole the smoke stacks and carried on 'using' them, as she'd done secretly for a very long time. Nothing satisfies like big, shiny smoke stacks!

snavej says:

They wanted to reboot him but Microsoft had somehow greyed him out, so they couldn't click on anything.

snavej says:

They decided to use the body as a memorial to all the fallen companies and careers that were somehow connected to Transformers.

-Kanrabat- says:

It's been months or even years since I'm dying here... SOMEONE OFF ME ALREADY!

Ig89ninja says:

There... is... another... prime

*dies*

CloudJumper says:

When the breast reduction surgery goes wrong

trailbreaker says:

This happens after listening to “Call Me Maybe” for the 100th time.

Dangerdoll says:

He died for our sins

Simplify says:

Dang it, the color cartridge is out of ink again.

snavej says:

Hot Rod: So, the funeral will be delayed because we have to go and fight some bozoes called 'Sharkticons'.

Perceptor: Typical! And they coloured my left arm wrongly in scene 47 too!

snavej says:

Old Kup called first dibs on his spare parts.

snavej says:

They waited until Thursday and then gave him to the scrap metal dealer, who toured the area in a van every week.

snavej says:

Ultra Magnus: Hot Rod, I have NEVER f**ked a pig!

snavej says:

Since he was known for his magic tricks, they waited too long. The ambulance arrived 37 minutes later.

snavej says:

Someone had switched the Matrix for a rotisserie chicken that revolved slowly and steadily in Prime's chest oven.

snavej says:

He dared to insult Elon Musk, the new owner of Twitter. He paid the price.

snavej says:

Hot Rod: I told you that I found a dead body!

Arcee: Smells really yucky.

Ultra Magnus: Can I poke it with a stick?

snavej says:

Due to a divine clerical error, Prime's spark was taken by the Black Rabbit to dwell with Frith forever. [Reference: Watership Down book/movie]

snavej says:

Optimus: I want my body converted into 2,428 electric food mixers! Just for the hell of it! Hahahahaha...urgh! [Dies.]

snavej says:

Optimus: My final secret is that I loved crushing small animals under my wheels when no one was looking. Hahahahaha...urgh! [Dies.]

snavej says:

Killed by the krazy stories of Kurtzman!

snavej says:

Sadly, with their leader gone the secret sauce recipe was lost forever.

snavej says:

Another casualty of the Satanic Solarium: roasted to death under hot lamps.

snavej says:

Hot Rod: Damned opioids!

OptimusBrat says:

Do you think this is covered under Warranty?

twitchybristles says:

Twitter

optimist-prime says:

Did you try turning him off and on again?

Bumble Bot says:

C'mon, say the line!

snavej says:

Everyone was annoyed that they were having to do a complete reshoot after the disastrous first and second drafts.

Havokh851985 says:

Perceptor: “look Kup, all we’re trying to say is…what if you’re by yourself and your heart stops?”

ZeldaTheSwordsman says:

Watch there still not be any PotP galleries by the time this contest closes

skyshadowprimus says:

Seems Nel Yomtov was correct, some of us dudes in the background really do lose all our colour for no reason.

DeltaSilver88 says:

Ultra Magnus: *is passed the Matrix of Leadership* Er, Optimus, you do know this is just battle armor and my real body is too small to have a chest cavity for this?

Vapor-03 says:

OP: And one more thing...Action..Masters...are not...legit trans..former toys..and never will...beeeeeeeeee *Prime flat lines and dies.

trailbreaker says:

Hey there’s cake inside !!

Hieronimus Prime says:

The prophesied savior of the Autobots, Optimus Prime, shortly after his death surrounded by his Apostles.

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

The deed was done
To SELL MORE TOYS!!!!!!
*cue sleep mode optimus*

warturtle says:

when you find a deadd body in among us

snavej says:

Blurr: Hurryupandopenit!

Kup: What could be inside? I'm guessing gold.

Hot Rod: I'm guessing gold and snakes!

Ultra Magnus: Always showing off, Hot Rod!

Triptykon says:

Do you even function Bro?

aaronmvhardy says:

Way to go Hotrod.

-Kanrabat- says:

This "contest" is as still and lifeless as me.

--- Optimus Prime.

snavej says:

It was the best way for Prime to get the condensation off his flat, glassy nipples.

DeathReviews says:

'Did you try jiggling the handle?'

trailbreaker says:

Let’s file a claim, he’s clearly damaged.

Bikkusu says:

"He had the blues, so we uninstalled them, but it took the reds and whites too."

Raze1134 says:

"Anyone got a USB adapter for an old 80s charger cord???"

snavej says:

Optimus: You ****s are all so ****ing useless!

digitalcheetah says:

You know, I did tell you I was ill!

MeGrimlockFan says:

"Oh sh*t Optimus Prime got COVID-19 and died from it what do we do now?"

DeathReviews says:

"Let's put his hand in a bowl of warm energon!"

snavej says:

They should never have let him appear on that 'Ice Road Truckers' show.

clgendro@hotmail.com says:

There's a small disc behind the matrix. Teletran 1 says it just reads "delete my browsing history"

snavej says:

There was a vital part missing from the robot building kit, so they had to complain to the manufacturers. They received the wrong part and then gave up in disgust.

snavej says:

Despite being informed of the death, local authorities still demanded full tax payment.

raijinald says:

Autobot Autopsy Lesson. By Dr. Percy

snavej says:

It was a bad situation but at least now they could all screw each other without embarrassment.

snavej says:

The shortage of truckers in 2021 got worse...

snavej says:

Killed by Xhat007's lame script.

snavej says:

It crawled out of a giant TV screen when a haunted video clip was played.

Teknoman13 says:

Have you tried turning him off and on, or rebooting him?

snavej says:

Meanwhile, over in 2021, the Seibertron.com staff had all died too, leaving silly old fans to keep posting stuff vainly on the boards.

trailbreaker says:

Chocolate shaped Autobots! Yum!

snavej says:

Sunbow needed to save money. Coloured ink wasn't cheap.

ARO says:

I know Optimus has a heart, but if a Xenomorph comes bursting from his chest, I'm out of here.

doz says:

If only he had been completely torn apart rather than hit in the gut. That we can cure!

Phant says:

See everyone... THIS is why we only scan imports for our transformations.

Phant says:

...Did someone take the batteries for the remote again?

snavej says:

This is what happens when you don't eat your weeties.

Solipsist says:

Damn it! I am telling you It's NOT COVID!

SpaceEagle says:

Today we will be restoring a vintage Optimus Prime toy-

Tigerhawk7109 says:

Can someone ban the spammer? If anything, he killed Prime.

Mkdlmr says:

[Arnold voice] HE'LL BE BACK. [Cue Terminator theme]

snavej says:

Kup: Now we'll never know where the TV remote went!

Nemesis Maximo says:

“Is it dead?”

snavej says:

Optimus had overtanned but narrowly avoided accusations of blackface.

trailbreaker says:

Damn spam bots!

Ig89ninja says:

They're looking upon the current state of the Ultimate Caption Contest.

Arrick94 says:

It's as I feared. His ink cartridge is empty. It'll be cheaper to buy a new Prime than to buy a new cartridge.

trailbreaker says:

List him with “slight play wear” on EBAY.

Tigerhawk7109 says:

It was time for First Aid to leave, he had seen everything.

Blastback says:

Optimus is as dead as this contest!

futurevoiceactor says:

"Death is but a door; time is but a window, I'll be back."

thunderstorm5000 says:

Blurr: ohmygoodnesphmygoodnesssomebodybettergogetsomeprimerandcolorpaintcauseOptimusjustrustedrustedrusted!!!!!

thunderstorm5000 says:

Arcee: I know why Optimus is this color. HOT ROD, Did you FART?!?

thunderstorm5000 says:

Ultra Magnus: Man I told him not to eat those energon maccadam fishcons....

trailbreaker says:

A night of Clue goes horribly wrong ...

MeGrimlockFan says:

Ultra Magnus: Its om guys Dr. Strange saw the future and told me Optimus Prime comes back at the end of Season 3

Solipsist says:

KUP: I told Prime not to mix Red Bull and Fireball .

snavej says:

Hot Rod regretted telling Op that a fish up the tailpipe was healthy.

trailbreaker says:

That’s a really creepy jack-in-the-box.

hausjam says:

He's going to a better place; in the 1950's before color television.

snavej says:

At least four of them had weird boners at this moment.

THE_Fallen_Megatron says:

"He's gotta be faking it...right?"

THE_Fallen_Megatron says:

Kup: "So...who do you bet is gonna die next?"

THE_Fallen_Megatron says:

"Bumblebee's not going to be happy about this."

THE_Fallen_Megatron says:

"Maybe Ratchet can bring him back. Oh, wait! He's dead, too."

THE_Fallen_Megatron says:

"Great. We just scarred kids for life."

THE_Fallen_Megatron says:

"So...who gets his trailer?"

trailbreaker says:

“Who gets his Game Stop stock ?”

snavej says:

Perceptor: Someone put fifty gallons of diesel into his leg tanks.

Kup: Arcee, did you...?

Arcee: What kind of fembot do you think I am?

Hot Rod: Slightly airheaded, often distracted.

Arcee (realises her mistake, mutters): Daaaammmmnnn!

snavej says:

'Alright, who backfired?!'

snavej says:

With OP dead, UM ineffective and RP lame, the meek and modest Snavejimus Prime rose to the challenge. :-D

snavej says:

'Touch the Truck' competition: Hot Rod was about to win!

snavej says:

At this point, they handed over control of the investigation to Scooby Doo and his gang.

snavej says:

The unholy beginning of Zombimus Prime...

snavej says:

I think he's a refugee from the days of black and white movies!

snavej says:

After the funeral, they all had to go and live with Uncle Jim and Aunt Mildred in Saskatchewan.

snavej says:

Back in the late 1970s, Prime auditioned for the role of weird alien corpse in the movie Alien.

snavej says:

Hot Rod: I'm taking his laser rifle.

Arcee: I want the energon axe.

Kup: No one's getting anything until probate's finished.

Magnus: Who's the lawyer?

Kup: Mr. G. Alvatron & Sweeps.

snavej says:

Kup: You're the next target, Magnus.

Magnus: No, I'm escaping. I just got a new job delivering Toyotas to the Mid West. Good little trucks.

snavej says:

The 'Casper the Friendly Ghost' crossover was off to a good start.

snavej says:

They reused his body as an old-style juke box.

snavej says:

One of Hot Rod's fish got lodged in his tailpipe. He suffered a fatal internal Baysplosion.

snavej says:

Too late, they discovered that he'd been running on Huawei, Windows 7 and Flash Player.

snavej says:

Some Klingons showed up out of nowhere and then everyone did the death howl.

snavej says:

Perceptor: Subsequent analysis shows that there was maple syrup in the fuel tank.

Magnus: Those frakking Canadian baskets! Let's get them!

snavej says:

After he slipped away, the corpse began farting horrendously. Daniel didn't stand a chance.

snavej says:

They knew they were doomed when they only found a magic eight ball in there.

snavej says:

He was teaching them the secrets of camouflage. They weren't learning very quickly.

snavej says:

Everything would be alright in the morning because it was GROUNDHOG DAY!

snavej says:

He was worrying the livestock so the farmer had to shoot him.

snavej says:

Perceptor: Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched? Maybe those human 'fans' have tapped into our camera feeds again.

Hot Rod: Later dude. I have to get some scratches buffed out.

TOO MUCH ENERGON! says:

I Uh, guess we should’ve turned off the tanning bed, huh?

snavej says:

It was all a huge prank involving a lot of play-acting and a tin of special paint.

snavej says:

They resurrected him briefly by switching him to Spanish mode. [The makers of Buzz Lightyear sued.]

snavej says:

The batteries were flat and the stores were closed so play time was over until tomorrow.

snavej says:

Hot Rod: Time to settle that bet, Percy. He didn't survive.

Perceptor: You rigged the fight!

Arcee: That's it, we're through! I'm taking Danny and joining the Decepticons. I'll sue for child support.

snavej says:

Perceptor: I told you he wasn't a Jedi. He didn't disappear after death.

BIGGUY007 says:

You may know me as Optimus Prime the Red & Blue, but I am Optimus Prime the Gray.

snavej says:

They put him in a John Travolta disco position and installed him on a rotating platform at the Museum of Fads and Crazes.

snavej says:

Longest lie-in EVER!

snavej says:

They were all secretly thinking about Surströmming, the canned herring with the disgusting smell. It was somehow popular in Sweden.

snavej says:

They weren't entertained. His Prince impression looked just like his David Bowie impression.

snavej says:

On the outside, Hot Rod was sad. On the inside, he was ecstatic. He wanted to laugh but didn't dare. Instead, he started the Ultimate Caption Competition as a place for all the jokes!

snavej says:

The Heimlich manoeuvre didn't work because of his face plate!

snavej says:

The Transformer Civil War started as a petty dispute over a driveway that was shared between Optimus and Megatron.

snavej says:

Hot Rod: This isn't fair! It was only a flesh wound!

Kup: Don't learn all your lessons from other movies, kid!

snavej says:

The worst thing was that he hadn't finished his Pokemon collection. In fact, he hadn't even started it. Pokemon hadn't been invented yet.

snavej says:

It was so sad that they all formed a country and western band. They toured the galaxy, making trillions of other people very sad as well.

snavej says:

There were so many tears that Magnus had to remove his head and use the extra head inside. [See original G1 toy.]

snavej says:

After the battle, Perceptor cleaned up part of the base with the vacuum cleaner that he kept in his groin. [Credit to Kryten the robot, Red Dwarf comedy show.]

snavej says:

After all that happened in this tumultuous time, no one found out why Magnus NEVER used his missiles! What was the deal with that? Was he saving them for Bilbo Baggins' 111th Birthday Party?!

snavej says:

Hot Rod: Prime, are you only doing this for the money?

Optimus: I wanna be richer than Tony Stark or his lookalike Robert Downey Jr.!

snavej says:

Movie partly made by Sunbow. How is it pronounced? BOW and arrow? BOW low to the King? We wonder about such things if we don't care about the movie, like a lot of parents in the cinema.

snavej says:

Magnus: By Grabthar's hammer, you shall be AVENGED!

Ghost of Alan Rickman: Please pay royalties to my estate and my studio, you metal monstrosity!

snavej says:

This was not a good time for Hot Rod to get out his spinny blade hand but he did it anyway. It was fun, so Arcee showed everyone the spinny blade that came out of her foo-foo.

snavej says:

Best Lego set EVER! None of those distracting, bright colours; just pure, brick-on-brick action.

snavej says:

War, HUNH! Good God yawl. What is it good for?

Actually, it's quite entertaining: assuming, of course, that one is not affected directly.

snavej says:

This was a great opportunity for an impromptu Witches' Sabbat.

snavej says:

Kup: We always told him not to touch the power lines but he didn't listen.

Magnus: He was too busy giving a speech about truth and freedom. Silly old mech.

snavej says:

And all this happened because the unbeatable Metroplex was on vacation.

snavej says:

This would later inspire REM to write 'Everybody Hurts'. (1992)

snavej says:

As they were enjoying the pathos, an army of Decepticon drones was steadily shredding the rest of the world. [Ooh, bleak!}

snavej says:

Arcee: Well, I was rubbing his smokestacks in private when he ejaculated a huge cloud of smoke and collapsed.

Hot Rod: I'm gonna grow some smokestacks.

Arcee: They won't be as good.

Magnus: You could rub my missiles!

Arcee: No.

snavej says:

He was found dead of mysterious injuries in Home Ersek Sual Park.

snavej says:

Hot Rod: Don't you think this is weird?

Blurr: Yeah.

Kup: Yeah.

Perceptor: Yes, weird.

Magnus: Definitely.

Arcee: Well, I'll take Danny back to his Mum.

Hot Rod: And I'll do a bit more fishing.

snavej says:

Kup: Now we have the wake. We sit by the body all night to keep his spark company and to make sure he's dead.

Galvatron: (approaching) Think again, you old fogey! [Attacks hard.]

snavej says:

Prime: I'm going.

Hot Rod: How do we use the washing machine?

Arcee: How do I cook a Sunday roast?

Perceptor: Where are the Xmas presents?

Kup: Did you have insurance?

Magnus: Where do babies come from?

Prime: [Dies.]

snavej says:

Another victim of Chinese malware. Or bat flu. Or pangolin pox. Or Decepticon dysentry.

snavej says:

Arcee: Maybe he's just faking it?

Hot Rod: Like you?

Arcee: EXCUSE ME?!

Blurr: Shedoesthough.

Arcee: Stick it, Mr. Speedy! I hardly felt you.

snavej says:

'Get up and fight, you entitled snowflake!' they said. It didn't help.

snavej says:

Prime: Pass the Matrix to Springer.

Magnus: I will, Dear Leader.

Prime: [Dies.]

Magnus: I had my fingers crossed! [Claims Matrix.]

snavej says:

Arcee wanted to marry a Junkion. Hot Rod wanted to marry a Quintesson. Kup wanted to marry a roadside recovery man. It was too much for Optimus.

snavej says:

Their strange adaptation of 'The Wizard of Oz' didn't go down well with theatre audiences. Also, they dropped a house on Dame Judy Dench and got sued.

snavej says:

A Transformer family holiday to the beach ended in tragedy when Prime was hit by a low-flying Aerialbot.

snavej says:

After hearing the news of Kim Kardashian's break-up with Kanye West (2021)...

snavej says:

They performed the funeral quickly and then went back to their true passion: relentless trolling of sensitive people on social media.

snavej says:

The cost of a super-sized burial plot nearly bankrupted them. To compensate, they siphoned e-currency from Jeff Bezos.

snavej says:

They thought they could fix him but the couriers didn't deliver the parts in time.

snavej says:

He didn't like the idea of being impersonated by fat cosplayers so he let himself die.

snavej says:

They were all shocked to hear that Prime had changed his Will. The inheritance would go to the Doubledealer Home for Hopeless Three-Wheel Vehicles.

snavej says:

Their recreation of the movie 'Flatliners' went too far.

snavej says:

He was simply too blocky to survive.

snavej says:

Daniel realised that white clothes weren't ideal in a scary Transformer battle situation.

snavej says:

Magnus: Rodimus, you'ver shrunk!

Hot Rod: We haven't got there yet. Read the script FFS.

snavej says:

They bought a new leader from Ikea but they put him together wrongly and then they lost the Allen key. Eventually he got rusty and had to be thrown out.

snavej says:

Arcee: Now you've done it! I'll give you a REAL piece of my mind when we get home!

Hot Rod: Yes dear.

Magnus: Yes dear.

Blurr: Yesdear.

Perceptor: Affirmative.

Kup: I'm too old for this scrap.

snavej says:

They all hated him so much that he died.

snavej says:

The drunken leader was redecorated by students, following an internet craze for grey.

snavej says:

At the Autobot Expat Games, the Patacake tournament had an unusual backdrop.

snavej says:

They tried to repair him but the smart phone industry had taken all the rare earth minerals.

snavej says:

This is what happens when you don't visit Dr. Pimple Popper in time.

snavej says:

Daniel: Prime, you can't die! You haven't met Leonard Nimoy yet, or Orson Welles!

snavej says:

Blaster's hair metal ballad didn't go down too well.

snavej says:

Perceptor: We can bring him back to life, kind of. I have a team of highly-trained weasels.

snavej says:

Magnus: Should we bail? The Ponies movie is much gentler than this massacre, I heard.

snavej says:

Kup: 'Arise, Wheelimus Prime!'.

Hot Rod: Go screw yourself.

snavej says:

Hot Rod: You know what we should've done? We should've given Blurr a really big gun and let him shoot all the Decepticons before they could press their attack. He's too fast to stop, right?

Blurr: ActuallyIgetquitetiredaftertenminutes.

snavej says:

His final words: 'Clear my browser history'.

snavej says:

Kup: Get up, Prime! We want to do captions about more than just death!

snavej says:

Hot Rod (seance mode): Is there anybody there?

Springer: Yes, I'm in the back room topping up my green tan.

snavej says:

Magnus: This Matrix itches like a bastard. Does anyone else want it?

snavej says:

Hot Rod: It's time to get tough. Arcee, release the Super B1tches!

snavej says:

Yodel had delivered the wrong thing AGAIN.

snavej says:

We will all sing the national anthem: 'Stronger' by Daft Punk and Kanye West.

snavej says:

They erected a statue in his honour. Shortly afterwards, a bunch of self-righteous millennials pulled it down because 'he hadn't killed enough Decepticons'. Those millennials went on to die of the 1995 Kangaroo Flu.

snavej says:

The nostalgia levels were so high that they all died of nostalgia poisoning within ten years.

snavej says:

Perceptor: We need a proper new leader. Magnus isn't ready, mentally. How about 'Star Saber'.

Magnus: [Expletives deleted].

Hot Rod: Great plan: it just needs one small adjustment. Change 'Star' to 'Hot' and 'Saber' to 'Rod'.

snavej says:

Before he died in 1986, Prime mumbled something about 'President Trump, Brexit and the Dread Corona'. Everyone thought his mind had snapped.

snavej says:

Their regular book club meeting was interrupted by something rather inconvenient. Some homeless guy wandered in and died on the coffee table.

snavej says:

Kup: Cut off in his Prime. Hah, you hear that? I made a joke! I'm a great comedian, even now!

[Withering looks from the others.]

snavej says:

Kup realise that he was nearly at that grey stage himself. Also, Blurr wasn't far behind. All that speed was cutting his lifespan drastically.

snavej says:

Hot Rod: I don't believe it. I guess he didn't know he was a toy all this time. The shock of finding out killed him.

snavej says:

Magnus: He deserves great respect. He lived a long time and kept his figure.

Hot Rod: Well said, Tubby!

snavej says:

Kup: Well, there's only one course of action for us now. We'll go home, watch TV all day and get fatter.

snavej says:

Arcee: If we stare at him long enough, he might recover!

Daniel: Even I know that's stupid. Waaaaaa!

snavej says:

Arcee was still annoyed that, after seeing her Masterpiece MP-51, Hot Rod called her 'Sniper Elite Barbie'.

snavej says:

Planking with opened breasts was not quite right, according to social media.

snavej says:

Hot Rod: You have a pet scraplet? Are you insane?!

Perceptor: Never mind that. I think he's hiding in this old corpse. Help me find him.

snavej says:

As part of the 'Ghostbusters' crossover comic, Prime became a restless spirit who haunted a street corner in downtown Philadelphia.

snavej says:

Too late, he discovered that the new 'Earthrise' cartoon was terribly dull.

snavej says:

Blurr: PayupMagnus.

Magnus: I could've sworn he'd turn brown, not grey.

snavej says:

Optimus: When the Energon tax collectors come calling, lie down in grey mode like this and they'll have to leave.

snavej says:

The ridiculousness of 'The Last Knight' crushed his spirit but then someone showed him 'Bumblebee' and he was resurrected.

snavej says:

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur.

[The Big Bang Theory]

snavej says:

It was actually Nemesis Primme taking a nap.

snavej says:

Hot Rod: Remember what he said in Age of Extinction - we are not technology for the humans and we are also not fun collectibles made by Hasbro. They can go and screw themselves.

Kup: Seems gratuitous but hey, what the hell! Screw 'em.

snavej says:

Perceptor: There's nothing in the rules against using dead leaders as collateral in space poker games.

Arcee: How about I raise you a human child?

Daniel: What???!!!

snavej says:

Prime: You people aren't good at disguise, are you? Look, let me demonstrate. I'll begin with a dull colour scheme...

snavej says:

Hot Rod: I didn't do it. No one saw me do it. You can't prove anything.

Perceptor: We have recordings from multiple angles.

Hot Rod: Ah.

snavej says:

He had accidentally found the website for erotic gearboxes and the strain had been too much for him.

snavej says:

The battle for Earth was over but the battle for an insurance payout had just begun. The latter would prove to be much more costly than the former.

snavej says:

In death, he tried to avoid numerous corporate crossovers but to no avail.

snavej says:

Magnus: I'm better than him because I can carry all of you in transporter mode.

Kup: You're going to be a hearse in a minute, dipstick!

snavej says:

Arcee: We have to bury him under a very heavy slab of metal in case he comes back as a vampire or zombie.

Hot Rod: Stop reading those supernatural horror stories, you attention-seeking airhead!

snavej says:

Magnus: I remember the time he gave me advice that saved my army.

Kup: I remember the way he would inspire my troops to go above and beyond the call of duty.

Hot Rod: And I remember how he told me to hurry up one time. He had to die for that.

snavej says:

Magnus: I'm the Daddy now!

snavej says:

Arcee: What will we do if the Matrix never works again? How will we make new bots?

Hot Rod: In that case, we'll do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

snavej says:

Magnus: Perceptor, does this Matrix have an instruction manual?

Perceptor: I'm afraid it was lost in the Grand Clear-Out of 5.6 million years ago. All that remains is an expired warranty card.

snavej says:

Hot Rod: Look, we'll say he retired. If we hide the body and pretend he's still alive, they'll pay his pension. We'll finally be able to afford that double glazing.

snavej says:

He became Optimus Sub-Prime and the bank foreclosed. All the truckers, hookers and immigrants inside were evicted.

snavej says:

Eventually, the grey pube syndrome spread to his whole body.

snavej says:

Magnus: Blaster, stop playing that Hammond Organ music!

Blaster: OK, switching to brass band music!

snavej says:

Optimus was slowly turning into Batman.

snavej says:

Blurr: This isn't the energon buffet. Huffer lied to us!

snavej says:

He was still alive in his TRAILER SECTION!!!!!! Everyone tends to forget about the trailer section.

snavej says:

They replaced him with the best Masterpiece version from Hasbro. No one could tell the difference.

snavej says:

They called Doctor and the Medics but it turned out that those were pop musicians.

snavej says:

Doctor House from that TV show 'House' was out of contact, so the patient was lost.

snavej says:

Arcee: Magnus, for the last time, it WON'T FIT!

snavej says:

Prime was annoyed that, in the afterlife, he'd be stuck inside Magnus' chest.

snavej says:

Was it suicide by Megatron or suicide by Hot Rod? The annoying TV historians would argue about it for centuries.

snavej says:

They were all hiding their preoccupation with anticipated movie award glory.

snavej says:

Their highly complex plan to kill Optimus had succeeded. (Ooh, controversial!)

snavej says:

Later, an anonymous book was published. The title was '101 Uses of a Dead Optimus'. Critics called it tasteless plagiarism. Sales were disappointing.

snavej says:

They wondered if it was too early for a seance.

snavej says:

He was finally dead enough to appear on a reality TV show.

snavej says:

Perceptor: On the positive side, the scrap value alone would be very high. We're talking five figures, people!

snavej says:

Kup: Have you tried turning him off and on again?

[They look at him shocked.]

Perceptor: Actually no. Let's try it. [Flips a switch twice; Prime reboots and goes back into action.]

snavej says:

Optimus resigned and bummed around Europe for years, making a living in miscellaneous transport gigs and smuggling people past Covid checkpoints.

snavej says:

Arcee resigned and took a job as an outsize model for Uniqlo. Sadly, she became pinker and pinker until it was unbearable and they had to send her far, far away.

snavej says:

Hot Rod took a gap year and travelled the galaxy, meeting and offending many strange species: Quintessons, Gallifreyans, Corellians, Republicans, etc.

snavej says:

Kup retired and went to live on a farm, with your old dog from childhood.

snavej says:

Perceptor resigned and took a job as assistant to Bill Nigh the Science Guy.

snavej says:

Ultra Magnus resigned and took a job transporting electric cars to Smugville, Arizona.

snavej says:

Blurr resigned and took a job as an auctioneer on Storage War Hunters New York California Texas UK.

snavej says:

Hot Rod: How's your weekend, Percy?

Perceptor: Well, I want fix up this place. I need lumber and drywall.

Blurr: Conswon'tletyabro.

Perceptor: You're right. [Sighs] More fighting, most likely.

snavej says:

Kup: I vote we go out and look at something more cheerful. Who's with me?

snavej says:

Arcee demanded an upgrade. She was made bigger and stronger, with a central 'V cannon' that sometimes smelled funny. Especially on a warm day.

snavej says:

In a surprise twist, the remaining Autobots assaulted the secret underground headquarters of Hasbro.

snavej says:

Perceptor: I fear that snavej has a new laptop and he's using it.

Ultra Magnus: Oh no!

Blurr: Darnshoot!

Hot Rod: I feel dirty!

Arcee: I am actually dirty. Very dirty. See my Instagram!

Kup: Funking hail!

snavej says:

After a few minutes of reverence, they all drifted off to watch Netflix. Later, they cut up the body and used it to repair the shuttles.

snavej says:

Kup: Enact the zombie protocols, I say. Turn him into a shambling grey killing machine.

Arcee: Only if you agree to the same procedure, you old fool. You're nearly there already.

snavej says:

Ratchet was dead already. Perceptor tried to fill in but he was useless.

snavej says:

Over the years, Prime had become an expert in avoiding unwanted duties. Feigning death was one of his tricks.

snavej says:

They sang 'Soft Kitty' too well and he croaked.

snavej says:

Kup: We need a proper replacement. Perceptor, start building some kind of robotic monkey.

snavej says:

Perceptor: We have a plan to rebuild him. We'll give him extra power by ramming a flesh man into his abs. He'll be a Power Master!

Ultra Magnus: Shut it, brainiac!

Daniel: I can't take this! [Runs off crying.]

snavej says:

He tried to arrange a fitting exit but the executives kept dragging him back in. At least it was better than hauling consumer goods across Michigan.

snavej says:

Daniel: Prime, you can't die. You're America's Dad!

Cosby: No he ain't, boy! Go buy me some sleeping pills!

snavej says:

Having seen too many deaths already, Kup was secretly watching TV on his eye screens. Later, he'd be glad of it when he had to deal with the TV-obsessed Junkions.

snavej says:

Optimus now regretted bullying Megatron at school for thirteen years.

snavej says:

This was when they realised that gun control was essential. Also bomb control, missile control and cannibal planet control.

snavej says:

Op: Tell that obscene **** snavej to go to bed. He's ****ing me off.

Hot Rod: Whatever you say, you shrivelled old husk.

Arcee: Hot Rod!

Hot Rod: Who cares? He's lost his marbles.

Kup: [Slaps Hot Rod upside the head.]

snavej says:

Bay would later recreate Prime's final battle charge. It would be better but somehow worse.

snavej says:

They all promised to stop Wheelie from claiming the Matrix. Everyone hated Wheelie.

snavej says:

Arcee: I hope I have a hard body like his when I'm his age - 4.5 million years old.

Hot Rod: You know they're gonna sag in twenty years, max.

snavej says:

The 'U' certificate might have been a mistake.

snavej says:

Op: Do not grieve for I will soon go to a better place - New Jersey, where there is a decent repair shop with very reasonable prices.

snavej says:

Three of them had brought grapes but it was useless. His mouth cover was permanent, especially after the coronascraplet epidemic of 1985.

snavej says:

Kup: I told him to use the stunt double. Why didn't he listen to me?

Arcee: That guy was goofing off. I heard he was playing space golf on the moon or something.

snavej says:

Blurr had to swear as fast as he could to express the anger of all the Autobots. They repaid him in Toys 'r' Us vouchers.

snavej says:

Hot Rod knew that he'd soon have to defeat Leonard Nimoy. He'd seen him in the sound studio a few hours ago.

snavej says:

Springer wanted to be there but he was green and it would've looked weird.

snavej says:

Afterwards, Daniel went Apex and refused to go back to school - EVER!

snavej says:

Some fool gave him petrol instead of diesel.

snavej says:

Perceptor: Let the fight over the Will BEGIN! Hoyven glaven!

snavej says:

Nearly all Transformers wore helmets to hide their shameful hair styles, unsightly scalp lesions and ridiculous ears.

snavej says:

While everyone was distracted, a lot of stuff got stolen by that ethnic group you hate most.

snavej says:

They were sick and tired of all this **** so they blew up Earth and went to borrow some kick-ass Star Destroyers from their friend Emperor Palpatine.

snavej says:

Ultra Magnus: This matrix makes me feel like dancing. Blaster, play Disco Selection 3000!

Blurr: Inappropriate!

snavej says:

Perceptor: Maybe if I put my shoulder dildo in there, I could bring him back?

Ultra Magnus: Ahem, matrix bearer right here! I should have a shot. No, he's gone.

snavej says:

Hot Rod: Here's a survey, Daniel. Question one - on a scale of one to ten, how badly have we ruined your childhood?

[Hot Rod is sent out of the room to think about what he's done.]

snavej says:

Arcee: Maybe now we can find out what's making that awful smell in his private rooms. It drives me crazy.

Perceptor: Illegal immigrants, my dear. He hoarded them.

Kup: We cleared those rooms six times but he kept filling them back up.

snavej says:

Hot Rod injected him with multicolour stuff and he woke up, swearing like a tinker.

snavej says:

Meanwhile, in Prime's trailer, 39 illegal immigrants were suffocating.

snavej says:

It was not an appropriate time but Magnus did it to Arcee anyway.

snavej says:

They couldn't afford the U.S. medical bills.

snavej says:

The solemn lament: I like trucking, I like trucking, I like trucking and I like to truck. I like trucking, I like trucking, if you don't like trucking, tough luck!

snavej says:

At the memorial, no one mentioned Op's partnership with trucker Peter Sutcliffe, the 'Yorkshire Ripper' (serial killer, UK).

snavej says:

They found a trucker and his lady of the night bunked up behind his back plate. The trucker was cooking beans on a hot plate.

snavej says:

Perceptor: Here's your problem - some dumb kid has crammed a lot of junk in the cab. His fuel pump couldn't function.

snavej says:

Now that Daddy was dead, Arcee could pursue her adult movie career with perv partner Hot Rod.

snavej says:

'Repaired by McDodgy's Body Shop, 14th November 1985.' Explains a lot!

snavej says:

Another sun bed casualty.

snavej says:

He should never have worked as an online delivery truck during the Covid epidemic. It wore him out.

snavej says:

Kup had secretly colluded with Megatron to have Ironhide killed. Thus, Kup was officially the oldest Autobot and had special privileges like a bigger energon pension and free antivirus software.

snavej says:

Ultra Magnus could hear every radio station in the world with his special antennae. They were slowly driving him insane.

snavej says:

They could've fixed him but it was cheaper to buy a new one from Hasbro. That way, the labels were fresh and unworn.

snavej says:

He was buried with his favourite toy, 'Nut Tightener 3000'. That was the low point of the day.

snavej says:

Springer was outside, desperately hiding dead Autobots to prevent further audience trauma.

snavej says:

Kup: We shall now sing Hymn number 328: 'Big Robot Battle Didn't Go Well'. This will be followed by Hymn number 48: 'Surprisingly Savage Revenge Mission Will Soon Begin'.

snavej says:

Ultra Magnus: That's it! Perceptor, activate Metroplex. We're gonna kick Tailgate, IDW-style!

snavej says:

Ultra Magnus: Hot Rod, why are you going pink?

Hot Rod: It's salmon!

[Wreck It Ralph joke.]

snavej says:

Blurr found Perceptor's lack of speed hilarious, even at times like this. How fast CAN a microscope drive?!

snavej says:

When arguments about 'Thanos vs. Galactus' go too far.

snavej says:

Blurr: Thissceneisdraggingcanwepleasemovealong?

Arcee: FFS BLUE BASKET! GO PREP THE SHUTTLES!

snavej says:

The maudlin hair metal ballad playing in the background was very annoying.

snavej says:

Ultra Magnus called Mrs. Prime to give her the bad news.

snavej says:

Hot Rod cried out 'By the Power of Greyskull!' but nothing happened. That was only a cartoon.

snavej says:

'Made in China'? WTF?!

snavej says:

Even though he was dead, his smokestacks kept growing.

snavej says:

Shia LaBeouf arrived to save the day but he was drunk, abusive and riddled with STDs.

snavej says:

The catering microwave broke down completely. How would they heat their beryllium baloney now?

snavej says:

Arcee vowed to kill all Decepticons. Surely that would be easy. After all she had those spindly arms, matronly hips and pretty pink sunglasses!

snavej says:

They agreed to blame the whole thing on a horde of vicious, rabid squirrels.

snavej says:

Hot Rod (sings): We'll always be together! Together in electric dreams!

Kup: Haven't you done enough damage?!

snavej says:

The whole movie had to be redubbed because of unwanted noise, hobo interruptions, tape hiss and prodigious profanity in multiple languages.

snavej says:

Finally, he was killed by the malign effect of his big glass nipples.

snavej says:

If only he'd chosen chicken, not fish. [Airplane! joke]

snavej says:

Wise Optimus knew that Bay was coming. He tried to escape by dying but that failed because he was fictional.

snavej says:

It was squeaky bum time in Autobot City.

snavej says:

Taking this as a warning, Ultra Magnus retired to the countryside and ran a small antiques shop.

snavej says:

The shameful name 'Convoyimus Prime' was buried with him.

snavej says:

Korean animators were the real enemies of the Transformers.

snavej says:

This was the start of the legal copyright battle with the Greyicons.

snavej says:

No one discovered the 'Reverse Matrix' that was hidden in Prime's bottom.

snavej says:

Prime died for the greater good...... merchandising!

snavej says:

Perceptor: Hey! There's a little guy in there pulling the strings!

snavej says:

Arcee: Blurr, go and find a very, very big shoe box!

snavej says:

Too many garish colours in the same room can be fatal.

snavej says:

Later, they discovered that the true cause of death was 'Space AIDS'.

snavej says:

If he'd gone Peterbilt, he might have survived, dagnabbit!

snavej says:

Little did they know that a second Optimus Prime was gestating inside Ultra Magnus.

snavej says:

This wasn't the right time to shout 'Dildo Shoulder' at Perceptor. Hot Rod did it anyway.

snavej says:

Magnus: To save time on the burial, we could feed him to the Dinobots. They're super hungry after the battle!

snavej says:

And thus began the 'Extraordinary Adventures of Deadbot'!

snavej says:

Best Halloween prank ever! No wait, it's June.

snavej says:

The Seibertron crowd brought their best paints and revived the stricken leader!

snavej says:

Blurr: I could give him CPR really fast!

Perceptor: No, that would be messy.

snavej says:

They had ordered the wrong kind of paperweight.

snavej says:

Kup: He would make an interesting 'conversation piece' in the lounge.

snavej says:

They tried to save him but Mark Wahlberg was unavailable.

snavej says:

He fought the good fight but he was no match for the 'Outraged Snowflakes'.

snavej says:

They had him stuffed and mounted on top of Metroplex's head. On a rotating platform.

snavej says:

They should never have dipped him in Cowca Cowla.

snavej says:

Henceforth, Hot Rod vowed to continue meddling in other people's fights until he'd avenged every death. This only lasted until he became a pimped-out RV.

snavej says:

Why are there so many Scooby Snacks in there? Was he moonlighting as the Mystery Machine?

snavej says:

The loss of approximately 10 million PronHub videos - due to a sponsor boycott - was too much for him.

snavej says:

The day after, Steeljaw sneaked into the morgue and feasted on entrails.

snavej says:

The corpse began leaking smelly fluids directly onto young Daniel.

snavej says:

Last words: I shall return, when CGI has made us much more believable.

snavej says:

His new grey colours clashed with everyone else so they had to evict him.

snavej says:

After wearing a Covid face mask for millions of years, he finally suffocated.

snavej says:

Captioned to death by over-enthusiastic fans: the ignominy!

snavej says:

He was said to be 'bigger than Jesus', so the people of the Bible Belt killed him and burnt all his records. [Beatles joke]

snavej says:

The Pink Power Ranger tried to fit in but still felt out of place.

snavej says:

They chose this image for the relaunch of the caption competition. Op was so incensed that he got up, shot himself and died all over again.

snavej says:

Hot Rod: Dibs on his Decepticon head collection!

snavej says:

Prime was melted down and converted into thousands of die-cast collectors' editions. Most of those were later thrown out by annoyed mothers, wives and girlfriends because they wanted a more feminine look to the house.

snavej says:

Red vehicles get the worst sun-fade, don't they?!

snavej says:

...and finally we can pack a thousand kilos in the chest. We're gonna be rich!

snavej says:

He wouldn't fit in the coffin so they were forced to CUT OFF HIS SMOKESTACKS!

snavej says:

The operation was a complete success but the patient died.

snavej says:

This was the start of Prime's Groundhog Day, where he died repeatedly and kept coming back. He was angry but at least Peter Cullen got richer.

snavej says:

Op's last act was to traumatise a lot of kids. Thanks Op!

Nexus Knight says:

Blown up, shot at point-blank range in the chest, being completely disassembled, it only takes a stab and a couple of shots in the side to kill him.

Solipsist says:

He's dead?! Dang, that COVID-19 can even kill Bots?!? We have to get off this planet now while we still can...

Tankox1972 says:

Well, the bad news is he's dead. The good news is he saved 15% on Insurance for his truck mode thru GEIKO.

trailbreaker says:

First year Med School students.

Squish says:

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside...

FrankieBabes says:

AND THE TOUCH!!!

FrankieBabes says:

...BUT HE HAD THE POWER....

Solipsist says:

Hey, Dibs on his G.I.JOE Collection! Called it!

Longarmmagnus says:

“What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on you?”

Durt Baggins says:

Wait, who stuffed beryllium baloney in here? GRIMLOCK!!!

Riot Riverman says:

Wait a minitet so you mean to tell me his "The Touch" CD has been stuck in there playing on repeat all this time?!

Seibertron says:

You can buy dead Optimus Prime on Amazon now!

shauyaun says:

When you’re playing with your cousins at a family gathering and one of them gets hurt

shonasof says:

You're not yourself until you've had a Snickers.

Tigerhawk7109 says:

Perceptor: I would love to take him to my lab-
Hot Rod: We’re in your lab, genius idiot

HotRodimus78 says:

This mood ring alternator Prime asked us to install is starting to get dull.

bjorkmgork says:

Did you try turning him off and on again?

The Analog Ninja says:

"So that's where he's been hiding his porn."

RLTW-N64-3D says:

*RECORD SCRATCH*
Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering what happened to me this time. Funny story this one, it all started back on Cybertron...

Lore Keeper says:

We found him in a vat of paint thinner.

mightygulliver says:

Hotrod: "The instructions said : middle shelf, 35min at 356degrees i dont understand"

Kup: "Fahrenheit not centigrade!! Even Grimlock can figure the oven out!"

TheLastUnicron says:

This wouldn't have happened if we just bought the goddamn toy.

X3ROhour says:

Hod Rod: "I had NO IDEA Optimus was bkack! Did you know that Optimus was black? Wow! Know wonder he never laughed at my racist jokes! Wow! You know a bot for 4 million years, and the whole time he's a black bot! I am a total piston rod!"

X3ROhour says:

Hot Rod: "Betcha I could totally fit my head in there!"

X3ROhour says:

So... THAT was dramatic.

Tigerhawk7109 says:

Hot Rod: Do I get the Matrix?
Magnus: Take that back.

Solrac333 says:

Hot Rod, "Can I have Roller?".

Emerje says:

Optimus Prime: Do not grieve. Soon I shall be an Amazon exclusive and everyone can own me.

Krapicon says:

If you look really really close you can see the Wizzzdoodle!!!

LE0KING says:

Hasbro rep approaches with a milk bucket.
"Come on Prime, I know there's more in there."

PhotonWaveZero says:

Hot Rod: Let's eat him... Cybertronian BBQ for everyone!

Regimus Prime says:

Nobody:

Hotrod: Dibs on his trailer.

Nemesis Maximo says:

“Check it out guys! I got the Amazon Exclusive Alternate Universe Optimus Prime in hand early!”

strangegeek says:

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

Kernow23 says:

Nah, its still not worth £49.99.

trailbreaker says:

Guess who farted .

DeathReviews says:

"That's it - I'm going for the wishbone!"

Roadbuster says:

*Thanos snaps his fingers and kills 50% of all life in the universe*

Optimus Prime: "Hold my energon!" *dies*

Guuhatsu says:

Kup: "This reminds me of the other 10 times Optimus Prime died."

blackeyedprime says:

My right missiles starting to swell, hope no one notices.

BIGGUY007 says:

Preceptor: Everybody gather in, I'm about to show you all how a clown car actually works.

Quantum Surge says:

The aftermath of Optimus Prime partying too hard and dying

rpetras says:

Do you think anyone would actually PAY MP prices for this deco?

aronjlove says:

Dammit Hot Rod, I'm a doctor not a mechanical engineer.

Optimal Pint says:

... And they never figured out just how 1920's Prime run on coal?

Bumblevivisector says:

"Dammit Hot Rod, WHY didn't you jump in to save Optimus before Megatron surprised him with that pistol? All of Transfandom will forever curse your idiotic inaction now that Marvel-originalism has eclipsed Geewun-Sunbow-purism!"

Torneira says:

Even though Optimus Prime wore a mouthplate his entire life, Covid 19 got the better of him.

darksabrz says:

Ultra Magnus to Hot Rod: "Dammit, Hot Rod! Do you want a death-metal gray paint job like this? Because this is how you get a death-metal gray paint job!"

VioMeTriX says:

and yet again there are still unpopped kernels.

KAMJIIN says:

It will be much cheaper to upgrade to the new God Ginrai model than trying to fix this thing.

Evil Eye says:

"Autobots, I'm really not sure about this "battle damaged" deco..."

trailbreaker says:

Hot Rod - “Look his boobs opened !!”

Kup - “ Foolish kid, you’ll never amount to nothing! “

trailbreaker says:

Kup - “ This limited edition grey Masterpiece Prime is depressing ....”

CoonWulf says:

Looks like the affects of "Pleasantville" haven't caught up to Optimus yet.

Solipsist says:

Kup: "OK... Whose Got The Will?!"

Solipsist says:

Prime: Perceptor, Delete My Internet History...

Roadbuster says:

"Should've... gone for the head."

no-one says:

Quick, check his wallet for cash!

Super Megatron says:

At least he owed up for causing the death of Brawn, Prowl, Ironhide, and Ratchet.

Otaku-mus Prime says:

Kup: Reminds me of the time I was on the Nostromo...

Otaku-mus Prime says:

Arcee: Magnus, your hands are wandering again.

ZeldaTheSwordsman says:

"And Takara made an exclusive of THIS?"

Autoking says:

Damn..I've seen better days, covid-19 sure has messed him up.

EvasionModeBumblebee says:

“. . . I knew we should’ve just gone with MP-10.”

chuckdawg1999 says:

Remember we need to keep him alive until after the 12th,that's when his social security check clears.

Ultra Markus says:

covid 19 claims another:(