Sari stands next to a dead Optimus Prime

snavej says:

Sari's kung fu was much greater than expected.

snavej says:

The cruel SOBs had even stolen his nose.

snavej says:

The animators were trying to save money.

Nexus Knight says:

Sari: Why does this happen everytime I meet new people...?

snavej says:

Maybe if I turn grey and lie down for a bit, she'll go away.

snavej says:

She had wandered into an old black-and-white cartoon and had to leave quickly before she was infected by old-time values like decency, industriousness and hard-core prejudice.

BG the Robit says:

Sari: But we didn't even make out yet... :,(

BG the Robit says:

Did you get a new paint job before you died?

Kilgore says:

When your mom walks into your room at night and you pretend to sleep

DarkEnergon says:

Sari: Well, he's dead, and clearly gone forever with no chance of coming back.

Victinoko says:

Someone forgot to put on cream today

Sigma Magnus says:

"Dangit, this is the tenth time this month..."

Cmdr. Trailblazer says:

Sari: "Get up, Prime. I know you aren't gonna be there forever, so save us the drama and stand up."

Riptidemtmte says:

"Oh, well. Time to wait for an Animated Rodimus!"

TF Cagle says:

Optimus: Why do I have to die in every show, and yet Megatron doesn't ever seem to die!

Producer: Didn't you ever see Galvatron!

Optimus: Oh yeah, right. yeesh.

TheWeirdOne12 says:

But prime.... I'm just a soldier! *COUGH COUGH* I mean a kid!

Caleb.tron says:

Really Optimus this has got to be the 15th time at least well.. at least Megatron or Hod Rod didn't do it this time

Saphire says:

Go change, Prime. Grey is not your color.

kruiz220898 says:

Woohoo Optimus is dead!!!

spartanH85 says:

This is really what happened when Optimus learned how humans reproduce

Red_Sun says:

Sari:"Its alive! My Frankenprime lives!!"

MarkNL says:

Daniel Witwicky enters the Animated dimension, using a portal: "Déjavu!"

rodimus27 says:

PRIME:I new energon bathing was a bad idea dammit bumblebee

shortwave says:

Dammit girl im dead cant you tell buy the new paintjob?

kaseycuyler says:

Sari: "so THAT'S what you look like when you don't put your makeup on in the morning!"

Pokejedservo says:

Sari: There now my clay recreation of Optimus' head is almost complete!

kersheisi says:

Last time I turned grey, Spike's annoying little spawn stopped talking to me. Maybe that will work with this one too...

omegasupreme69 says:

can i get an autograph if Your like still alive and stuff

maroyasha says:

He turned grey! He's actually dead this time!

Heres a Hint says:

knowing that x-factor is going to be the 2012 xmas no 1 was too much for him to take

Road Turtle says:

Sari, "...and when I told him where human babies came from, he fell over and got all grey..."

Revenge of Bruticus says:

(whispers) "Prime, you can get out now. The director called 'cut'."

Zeedust says:

"Robots in Disguise" is one thing, but trying to camoflauge yourself to match the pavement is taking it a bit too far.

SentinelA says:

Sari: Prime, I think it's time you cut back on the tanning bed.

bossman328 says:

OP: "Sari...it is to you I pass the matrix of leadership"
Sari: "Prime...I'm just a stupid kid...I am not worthy...and I don't want it!!"
OP: "you ungreatful little..." (dies)

Trikeboy says:

You died AGAIN!!!

Ryuki says:

Sari: Romeo; Oh, Romeo. Why thou have to die ?

Maestro Meister says:

You murderers!! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

Sentinel Maximus says:

"Do not grieve,... soon I shall be one with the,... gahhh,...uhhhhhh"

Dessolock says:

He's not quite dead! He's getting better! oop.. he's died...

Hotrodimust says:

Another one bites the dust

snavej says:

Given Optimus's great size, the cost of a proper funeral was over $250,000, so it was decided to leave the body in a vacant lot for mechanics to strip for parts and scrap.

WolfSpider1979 says:

And... He...Is...OUTTA HERE!

TFanPage101 says:

Sari: "Optimus, you can't die, who's gonna save us now."
Ghost Prime: "Arise, Rodimus Prime."
Sari: "WAKE UP!!!!!"

Egghead2568 says:

Oh not again! Oh well, i'll just reactivate your ass later.

axiom4t2 says:

Dude! You are soooooooo stoned!

Bumblevivisector says:

And so did the power of the Allspark grant Tara Strong a glimpse of the fate of SymBionic Titan.

Ultra Markus says:

rachet: I fear the wounds are fatal!
Sari: Prime! you cant die!
Prime: NEVER FEAR SOON I SHALL BE ONE WITH THE MATRIX!

griftimus prime says:

the future of transformers prime. children kill the show

Ultimos says:

Hasbro: Hey Sari, how is the "Dead Prime" re-paint?
Sari: I didn't mean ACTUALLY kill him!

waaaaghlord says:

Alas poor Optimus. I knew him Bumblebee, a fellow of infinite mirth.

snavej says:

Sari: Can he be saved?

Ratchet (out of shot): No, his ratings were too low. The audience is slipping away.

Sari: Spongebob, you __________er!

snavej says:

Sari regretted 'wrangling up the wrong kind of ding-dongs' for Optimus.

snavej says:

It wasn't the best of times to ask for that $20 loan to be repaid.

snavej says:

Sari: OK, nap time's over. You've got thousands more deaths to come, whipping boy!

snavej says:

This grey repaint was voted the biggest TF rip-off of the year.

snavej says:

Way to re-traumatise the kids, nostalgia addicts!

snavej says:

Sari: We should never have left him in the sunlight for 177 years.

snavej says:

Sari: I always wanted a big ____-off statue to put on my lawn.

snavej says:

Budget cuts led to colour removal from part of the show.

snavej says:

Bury the ______ next to Jimmy Savile!

Ryuki says:

Optimus:Hot Rod, take the Matrix...
Sari:er, Optimus... I'm not Hot Rod ?!
Optimus: well, you have same color scheme with him!

Ryuki says:

Sari: if I kiss him, would he be awaken like that scene in Sleeping Beauty ?

Bumblebee:I think it would more like a Kiss Player scene to me...

Gundamu says:

She warned him about taking Safe Search off. He didn't listen...

PrymeStriker says:

Again?

Bumblevivisector says:

SARI: Wait, was this whole frame black & white before I walked in? I thought Shout! was gonna' do better than Rhino on cartoon restoration- or is Ted Turner behind this?

Heckfire says:

SARI: ...wow, he took that "how babies are made" thing way worse than I did when I found out.

datguy86 says:

Weight of chin at time of death... 250 lbs.!? Why that's twice as much as when the subject was alive!

Marcus Rush says:

So umm, where's the candy?

Shadowstream says:

Cheap cracked plastic, faded colors, neutered light piping... either it's a knock of or modern Hasbro.

Optimus-Pie1 says:

Yellow Dress: 23.45
Hair ties: .75
Key to the all spark: 10.15
Failing to invoke emotion by ripping off one of the most heart wrenching death scenes ever" Priceless

For everything else there's G1

Gonshyk says:

Sari: And who is now sleeping Beauty?

SKYWARPED_128 says:

Sari: I tell ya, all that air-conditioning is NOT doing your complexion any favors....

lonrac says:

See! I warned you that pretending to be animated Bape Convoy was a bad idea.....

skidflap says:

He's dead jim.

Bumblevivisector says:

SARI: Wait, metal doesn't just randomly crack like that, unless I KNOW WHO DID THIS! (dials cell) Hello, Lockdown? Got a job for you: Target's name is Pat Lee...

Bumblevivisector says:

SARI: What, no repaint of this? It would make more sense than that ultra-limited j-exclusive Elite Guard redeco with the off-center insignia.

Bumblevivisector says:

SARI: Is this the mythical cut-scene where you crumble to dust? Then Sam puts in his sock and heads to Egypt so Jolt can...fail to end the writers' strike. (sigh)

d_sel1 says:

Sari: World that needs Optimus, check. Key that resurrects robots, check. Stan Bush's "The Touch" on my iPod 27, check! Let's do this!

Bumblevivisector says:

SARI: And speaking of necrophilia, we could just say Ginrai's driving your hot-wired corpse around instead of a transtector, if that would make more sense to the American whiners.

Bumblevivisector says:

SARI: Let's see, resurrecting Optimus might prevent Rodimus Prime from beating Unicron, leading to a Rythems of Darkness scenario...aw, f@#% it! Fan-necrophilia trumps all! Up an' at em!

Bumblevivisector says:

SARI: 3 eps in, and we already get your Movie Death? Damn, this continuity's cycling through toys FAST! Guess we'll have Animated Ginrai as leader by season 2...