Scrapper buried in snow next to Sari

trailbreaker says:

Too much Tide in the washing machine....

Bonerking says:

Scrapper and Sari headed to Hollywood to demand why the Hollywood movies about Transformers were so bad. After crashing into Michael Bay's home, they found the real culprit.

omegasupreme69 says:

hey kid i mean i am having a bad day here but Your back WTF is up with that...

omegasupreme69 says:

its not easy being green.....

megatron1322 says:

Scrapper takes the tony Montana approach...

Heres a Hint says:

this is not what i had in mind when i said snow is my idea of a good time

Swoopscream says:

Alright.. this is gonna sound nuts... but there was a ghost RIGHT HERE and he sprayed ectoplasm ALL OVER... Do NOT tell Megatron, though.

Evil Eye says:

Scrapper: Good Primus...What did we do last night?

Zeedust says:

Sari: "That's not how you make snow angels, Scrapper."

Scrapper: "And the jetpack is part of how you usually do it?"

Road Turtle says:

Sari, "What do you mean you're stuck in the snow? You turn into an excavator with treads. Ugh, you're so lame."

MarkNL says:

Sari: I've found my christmas tree!! Gimme some decorations!
Scrapper: uhhh?
Sari: EEK! *Scary voice: It's Alivvveee...

dedcat says:

Sari takes the Cool Whip/Coo-Whip debate VERY seriously.

snavej says:

Suri: What happened?

Scrapper: There was a snowball fight. Metroplex showed up. I don't remember much after that.

snavej says:

The snow was cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. Scrapper didn't like being called a brass monkey, though.

snavej says:

They soon found that New York cafes served unfeasibly large cakes and then they became trapped in the frosting.

snavej says:

Scrapper: Could you please sing 'Soft Kitty' to me?

Suri: No, that would rip off 'The Big Bang Theory'.

Scrapper: O.K., just sing a dirty song by Gary Glitter, then.

snavej says:

Suri: Found you. You're 'it'.

Scrapper: Should have repainted myself white.

BenderCrosby1 says:

Kid! Next time, warn me before they cross the streams...

Evil_the_Nub says:

Quick! Get me outta here before Dr. Rockso finds me.

Gonshyk says:

Sari: Bad, bad Scrapper, I know that you like me very much, but you have to be modest! This is a children's cartoon!

Spleenzorio says:

I can explain

Red_Sun says:

Scrapper:"I said no yodel, but he didnt listen to me. Stupid Snowcat!"

MasterSoundBlaster says:

"When I asked Charlie Sheen for some acting advice,this isn't what I expected he would do."

silentken says:

Well, thats it for Mr. Stay Puff...I Love this town!!!!

LikeaBoss says:

Scrapper: SO MUCH COCAINE!!!!!

Trikeboy says:

Sari: Look Scrapper, look what I just made. That is how you make a snow angel. You have to lie down, not just stand in the snow.

Gundamu says:

Scrapper: What can I say? It's a hell of a drug...

Foximus says:

Sari: Seems like our extreme snowboarding caused an avalanche...Let's do it again!

d_sel1 says:

Sari: It is only 10 feet of snow Scrapper. What, did you grow up in Texas?!?

snavej says:

Scrapper: The colour scheme is a Hulk tribute.

snavej says:

Scrapper: Embarrassing! Put my picture on the internet and I weel keel you!

DINOBEAST says:

"sigh" This, is why girls shouldn't pee whilst standing up.

#Sideways# says:

"Looks like Scrapper..."

*Sunglasses*

"... Is six-feet under."

YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

snavej says:

This is how much cocaine was used in the making of all Transformers stories thus far. A much larger pile was used during the making of all Transformer toys. The Transformer games makers prefer meow meow.

Ryuki says:

well, isn't this an irony... a decepticon whose alt mode was supposed to be power shovel trapped in the ice ?

Ominous Prime says:

Dig myself out? What do I look like, an excavat... oh, right.

MasterSoundBlaster says:

Well don't just stand there,go grab a shovel!!!

Bumblevivisector says:

SCRAPPER: "No way was the catalyst mixed right; I'm getting out before I'm trapped in this silicone!"

SARI: "Look, HasTak decided ignore all TFA Costructicons, so it's reverse-molded KOs, or no toys period!

5150 Cruiser says:

This isn't were i parked my car