dismembled has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Sgt Epps: Holy f***!!!
Left soldier: What in god's name is that?
Right soldier: ARGH!!!
Sgt Epps: Screw fighting for my country! I don't get paid enough for this. RUN MEN!!!
Grimlock: "I saw Optimus kissing... Santa Claus. Underneath the missletoe last night."
Bumblebee: "Eww did he really?"
Kup: "Sure did. I saw him to."
All: "EWW!!!"
*Waits patiently* Is this ever gonna change? Someone please do something! *Starts to pull hair out and throw items around house* ARGH!
My gosh! Is this ever going to change... What's it been now? 5 weeks, maybe 6? *Yawns* The least they could have done was put a half decent Transformer up...
Optimus: "Oh my god I'm still here... How many weeks has it been now... I've lost count..."
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