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Iraqi Information Minister has conference about Optimus Prime

"Yes, we are confident of our new alliance. After all, both our nations have suffered unprovoked attacks by sadistic and incompetent warmongering people who rape the environment for fuel and whose air force target civilians to promote fear.

Aug 18, 2003

Seaspray with his hands cupping his face

Optimus H.Christ, Bumblebee, look in that mirror! Can you believe how badly they've drawn us this week?

May 20, 2003

Human: "Hey, Spike, how's the 'flu? It's your understudy here... yeah, I'm getting along fine, I've helped the Autobots a lot. Just wanted to check up... the Autobots are the ones with the purple badg

Apr 24, 2003

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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