Captions by Jackwipe

I couldn't be a cool shark, or, or like a submarine with missles or anything like that? Holy crapticon, I'll be dead in two episodes.

New Pretender shell they tell me. Cutting edge 'robot in disguise' technology they said. Look at this thing. Hmm, I wonder if the Autobots are hiring.

...left 2, 3, 4, , spin right, plant aaaand end with jazz hands. I'm not going over the dance for the theme song again, this is the last time!

A 6 wheeled dragster...Oh, sure, you just scream 'Earth vehicle'. 'Robot in disguise' you ain't. Now lay there until you get with the program flunky.

Do you see this giant orange cannon on my arm? Do you remember what happened to Starscream? "Too good for Manasor's arm...." Who the hell do you think you are? Give me 20 more push up's now! And stop crying!

Generic repainted foreign knock-offs unite!

Hi, Ahm Soundwave. This is muh bruther Shockwave and my uther bruther Shockwave.