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Captions by Keith

Keith has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

I will not have rings on while I am giving you a hard, long, painfull rectoral exam, with rings on, no gloves.

I will give you the good, hard, long, painfull rectoral exam first.

Then, make you drink alot of gas from a gas pump.

Then, put my leat

Nov 28, 2001

I am going to have my ways with you, be care full little one, I have big muslces.

I am going to play with your you know what.

I am going to be in a female mode.

I am going to be a good looking female, use a jh on you.

You know that I am one Go

Nov 28, 2001

Damn it Arcee, I told you not to battle the Dectpticons, now we have to get you reparied.

(Female Robots these days, worse then the Human Females)

We will get you fixed, then me & the other Autobots will battle Megatron & his Lackies

Nov 28, 2001

Damn it Arcee, I told you not to battle the Dectpticons, now we have to get you reparied.

(Female Robts these days, worse then the Human Females)

We will get you fixed, then me & the other Autobots will battle Megatron & his Lackies,

Nov 28, 2001

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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