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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by turbo97

turbo97 has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Starscream embraces a Lightning Bug weapon

arn't you supposed to remove that with a match?

Starscream embraces a Lightning Bug weapon

Hey rumble Check out the size of my Bling Bling

Starscream embraces a Lightning Bug weapon

so this is the bug that caused the unknowns in HMW

Starscream embraces a Lightning Bug weapon

Oh No, unicron has crabs

Starscream embraces a Lightning Bug weapon

WOW a whole new definition to bugs in the system

Starscream embraces a Lightning Bug weapon

Im gonna win this years halloween contest for sure!

Starscream embraces a Lightning Bug weapon

20 foot tall and it carries lyme desiese too?!?!

Starscream embraces a Lightning Bug weapon

where's the orkin man when you need him

Starscream embraces a Lightning Bug weapon

Starscreams hidden hobby has been discovered, Teaching bugs how to waltz

Scourge playing in the sand

Damn the t-shirt was right, Im out of places to hide the bodys

Scourge (w/ hand against head) and Mega-Octane

See what you get for drinking hard before a workday, now you have a hangover

Bomb-Burst making a weird face

Ever play with super glue? Ever get your fingers stuck?

Scourge playing in the sand

WOW!, That was one hellva way to kill a minicon!!

Scourge playing in the sand

Only after the fact does Scourge realize that putting a minicon into his model rocket wasn't the smartest of idea's

Scourge playing in the sand

I don't see why the earth children like this stuff so much?

Scourge playing in the sand

And soon I will unleash the unspeakable evil that is the, FIRE ANTS! upon the earth Mwaa hahaha!

Scourge playing in the sand

Ever dig a latrene and then, after it's too late, realize there is nothing to wipe with?

Scourge playing in the sand

Im digging a hole so I can bury myself to avoid the nobody loves wheelie posts

Scourge playing in the sand

Join the army they said, see the world they said, all I ever do is dig! dig, dig, dig!

I should have joined the navy!

Scourge playing in the sand

Here rabbit, Here rabbit, I wont hurt you, honest.

Scourge playing in the sand

Nobody seems to understand him now that Scourge learned the joys of digging holes.

Scourge playing in the sand

So this is where the Weapons of Mass destruction are hid!

Scourge playing in the sand

Wow I found Jimmy Hoffa!

Scourge playing in the sand

Ughh I dropped my contact, can sombody help me find my contact, please sombody?, anybody?

Scourge playing in the sand

Dont be like scourge, Always call before you dig!

Scourge playing in the sand

Maybe i buried the treasure here?

Cyclonus and Quintesson in crowd

Oh my god there is nothing about this that involves metal, none the less heavy metal!

Scourge playing in the sand

BAD scourge!!, BAD! in the toilet, not there! DO IT IN THE TOILET!

Scourge playing in the sand

Now as soon as i find my @#$@! keys we can go home.

Kremzeek with some white foam

so there i was with a baby seal in one hand and a ball peen hammer in the other so i did what any good person would do...

Kremzeek with some white foam

And i thought that albino kittens were just white on the outside

Kremzeek with some white foam

ok class ill warn you one more time the next one to shoot a spit wad goes to the principle

Kremzeek with some white foam

see i told you she was wearing a wonderbra

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