1Big\"F\"ingRayOfSunshine wrote:Skowl wrote:Megan Fox (im sure that's no coincidence), I have no clue if she can act or not because I was fixated on her tits and ass whenever she was onscreen - pure sex (god bless you Michael Bay).
Ok, here's where I have a problem. I cannot take very seriously any person who says something like this. You're reviewing a movie about robots, not Playboy.
"girl pretty, big chest, me drag knuckles on ground, Prime has flames, Og like"
And that is how you not write an intelligent review of a film.
And that is honestly when I stopped reading.
The guy nevre said he was a pro-reviewer, he stated a few times in fact that it was his first time and he was saying what was on his mind. Also aicn isnt known for its "ebert" level reviews or choice of words itself. Its merely an honest "impartial" recap of what he saw.
Rodimus Cloud wrote:And what about Optimus's fish mouth? I thought that it wasn't official?
Rodimus Cloud wrote:Watched at Megan's breast? WTF? It's that how 28 year old guys act these days?
Dark Zarak wrote:Rodimus Cloud wrote:Watched at Megan's breast? WTF? It's that how 28 year old guys act these days?
Oh no, of course not. 28 year old guys hate looking at cleavage, and even if they did for some odd reason, they'd never, ever talk about it.
Get off his nuts for talking about sex. I'm glad to read something from someone who's not an uptight prude.
And what about Optimus's fish mouth? I thought that it wasn't official?
AbsumZer0 wrote:Dark Zarak wrote:Rodimus Cloud wrote:Watched at Megan's breast? WTF? It's that how 28 year old guys act these days?
Oh no, of course not. 28 year old guys hate looking at cleavage, and even if they did for some odd reason, they'd never, ever talk about it.
Get off his nuts for talking about sex. I'm glad to read something from someone who's not an uptight prude.
It's not that he says she's sexually attractive, it's that he basically wrote:
"Hur hur hur I dunno who she is or if she can act because she has the boobies and I go into a vegetative state when I get an erection because my weiner is so huge it cuts the blood from my brain derrrr"... but I really don't don't find that surprising coming from someone who is so adamantly hot for Michael Bay.
Powermaster Jazz wrote:I'm 28 and I swear a lot. And I mention women's breasts quite often as well. It all comes from the fact that I'm a hetrosexual male who loves titties. I don't suspect him at all of being fake. In fact he seems more real than some of the guys on here.
tile_mcgillus wrote:I read the entire review. What about that review other then the dialogue between Starscream and Megatron makes you psyched to see this movie? Seriously, the only other things he mentions are different stuff blowing up. Constantly. I think it was a explosion reference every two sentences. That and the Deceptions being fodder. Then back to the explosions. He DID NOT say awesome fight sequences, great characters, great story etc. etc... just stuff blowing up "bay style", which I am not even certain what he means. Could he mean shooting an explosion from 15 angles and showing it over and over again so it lasts thirty seconds? And then he said it is cheesy but you somehow like the cheesy? WHAT?
Did I read the same review as everyone else? If he is a plant, he should be fired. Worst salesman ever.
If this is real, and for the love of god I hope it is not, then we should be worried. My enthusiam, which has been building and building just dropped...alot.
tile_mcgillus wrote:I read the entire review. What about that review other then the dialogue between Starscream and Megatron makes you psyched to see this movie? Seriously, the only other things he mentions are different stuff blowing up. Constantly. I think it was a explosion reference every two sentences. That and the Deceptions being fodder. Then back to the explosions. He DID NOT say awesome fight sequences, great characters, great story etc. etc... just stuff blowing up "bay style", which I am not even certain what he means. Could he mean shooting an explosion from 15 angles and showing it over and over again so it lasts thirty seconds? And then he said it is cheesy but you somehow like the cheesy? WHAT?
Did I read the same review as everyone else? If he is a plant, he should be fired. Worst salesman ever.
If this is real, and for the love of god I hope it is not, then we should be worried. My enthusiam, which has been building and building just dropped...alot.
Powermaster Jazz wrote:I'm 28 and I swear a lot. And I mention women's breasts quite often as well. It all comes from the fact that I'm a hetrosexual male who loves titties. I don't suspect him at all of being fake. In fact he seems more real than some of the guys on here.
fabiobasile wrote:It's not even a review. It's an opinionated collection of every bit of speculation+video clips put together by some 30yo teenager who needs to leave his parents' basement.
The part when he talks about the lips on OP is what you are looking for to nail this guy: as said by Bay himself, the lips were used in a European series of tests for commercials... why would they use European tests for an American made screening?? It just doesn't make sense. Besides i know what i am talking about, as an Italian born and raised i know that every movie from the US since WW2 was alway re-edited in Cinecitta' (Milano) for cutting and adapting it so that Italians wouldn't get confused by the different humor and cultural concept, and this process needs TIME that Bay definitely doesn't have if he wants to put out a screening this fast.
Just wait for the movie...
Bender Prime wrote:Kinda read like the guy had just compiled everything that is out there into a review. Not much that was new there. Also some errors, like he didn't mention the ice scene near the beginning which I would find very unlikely to be cut.
Besides Bay made it pretty clear they were holding back a lot of the cool stuff from the trailers etc, this guy doesn't mention any of new material which should have blown his mind compared to the meager stuff that has been released, so sounds like BS to me.
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