AUTOBOTS!!!
Re: AUTOBOTS!!!
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[quote="Burn"][quote="Psychout"]This is a game forum, not a chat room.
... no wonder there's never any decent chicks around here to pick up.
Tammuz, Jeep!, Ms Redimus (she's not a cheap whore!), Princess Petal. Oh and there's rumors that Sunstar and Sustain might be female too, but I dotn beleive a word of it!

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Re: AUTOBOTS!!!
[quote="Burn"]... no wonder there's never any decent chicks around here to pick up. 
Probably because the mods don't use the right bug spray...
[quote="Merc With A Mouth"]
Now I'm off to bed. I'm exhausted from staying up all night and chatting up a dame. I'll see how these turn out tomorrow.
Cause and Effect ladies.
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Re: AUTOBOTS!!!
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Re: AUTOBOTS!!!
Looks like it didn't turn out that bad. Psychout ended up being the meat in an Awesome sandwich.

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Loki God Of Mischief - Brainmaster
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Re: AUTOBOTS!!!
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[quote="Fearless Echoes"][quote="Burn"][quote="Psychout"]This is a game forum, not a chat room.
... no wonder there's never any decent chicks around here to pick up.
Tammuz, Jeep!, Ms Redimus (she's not a cheap whore!), Princess Petal. Oh and there's rumors that Sunstar and Sustain might be female too, but I dotn beleive a word of it!
I said DECENT!
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Re: AUTOBOTS!!!
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[quote="Burn"][quote="Fearless Echoes"][quote="Burn"]\
... no wonder there's never any decent chicks around here to pick up.
... no wonder there's never any decent chicks around here to pick up.
Tammuz, Jeep!, Ms Redimus (she's not a cheap whore!), Princess Petal. Oh and there's rumors that Sunstar and Sustain might be female too, but I dotn beleive a word of it!
I said DECENT!
Yeah!
... wait... there's a MS REDIMUS?!
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Re: AUTOBOTS!!!
[quote="Absolute Zero"]Yeah!
... wait... there's a MS REDIMUS?!
... wait... there's a MS REDIMUS?!
a little lip-gloss and some shaving make all the difference in the world.
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Re: AUTOBOTS!!!
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[quote="neliz"][quote="Absolute Zero"]Yeah!
... wait... there's a MS REDIMUS?! [img]http://www.seibertron.com/energonpub/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif[/img]
... wait... there's a MS REDIMUS?! [img]http://www.seibertron.com/energonpub/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif[/img]
a little lip-gloss and some shaving make all the difference in the world.
Wait! this isn't a interent dating service! We gotta post missions or Heir Psychout will yell at us again! Post some missions Neliz!
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Re: AUTOBOTS!!!
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[quote="neliz"]lip gloss here:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... gister.php
Gillette Venus ici:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=246757
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... gister.php
Gillette Venus ici:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=246757
You're really horrible at this you know that right?
First link isn't a mission, it's the arena register page. I said missions. Second isn't even a mission you're in!
Onto another topic... Since Den-O is now Absolute Merc, which is obviously taken from my name and Merc's name, does that mean he's our number 1 fan is doing a tribute to us?
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[quote="Absolute Zero"]
You're really horrible at this you know that right?
First link isn't a mission, it's the arena register page. I said missions. Second isn't even a mission you're in!
You're really horrible at this you know that right?
First link isn't a mission, it's the arena register page. I said missions. Second isn't even a mission you're in!
DAng, i was in 8 not in 7
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Onto another topic... Since Den-O is now Absolute Merc, which is obviously taken from my name and Merc's name, does that mean he's our number 1 fan is doing a tribute to us?
The only reason he took that name is to scare the living sh*t out of me.. and well.. what's on the mind is on the keyboard..
in related news, mwam does not take my advances well
[quote="merc with a mouth"]There's no reason to fly off the handle when pulling me aside and talking like men will most likely solve any issue we might have.
[quote="neliz"]Any specific type of man you would like to talk to/like?
[quote="merc with a mouth"]wat?
[quote="neliz"]Like manly mens talk about football, bitches and cubic inches or more metrosexual talk about blouses and loafers?
[quote="Merc With A Mouth"]Reported for harassment.
Kick me.. PLEASE
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Re: AUTOBOTS!!!
It's to be expected AZ. Most Yaoi Fangirls like to combine their OTP's into their new screen names. It's to be expected.
I only say Konichiwa to Bitches neliz. So sorry man.
Video is NSFW.
I only say Konichiwa to Bitches neliz. So sorry man.
Video is NSFW.

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Re: AUTOBOTS!!!
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[quote="Merc With A Mouth"]It's to be expected AZ. Most Yaoi Fangirls like to combine their OTP's into their new screen names. It's to be expected.
Explains why he said we were gay lovers. Fangirls never can tell the difference between comradery and homosexuality. "look, they're friendly with each other, they talk to each other, and they help each other. They must be gay!"
*edit* Thought we'd be nice and return the corpses for a proper burial. How about some grade B beef from the bots now instead of this F stuff. Merc's getting the runs from it.
*edit 2* More for your funeral pyre
Atleast the Cons and Maximals have the deciency to put out some grade A competition...
*edit 3*
At least Conjurous showed up... Didn't save the lowbies though.
*edit 4*
this is getting sad... My last 4 bot missions in order those are.
*edit 5*
5 in a row. Really... Come on guys.
*edit 6*
Even Team Awesome's number 1 fan cannot save the Autobots
*edit 7*
UNFRICKINSTOPPABLE!
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Re: AUTOBOTS!!!
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[quote="Absolute Zero"]Explains why he said we were gay lovers. Fangirls never can tell the difference between comradery and homosexuality. "look, they're friendly with each other, they talk to each other, and they help each other. They must be gay!"
Boy, my "comraderie" with War Hammer just took on a whole different meaning!
Wait ... I never helped War Hammer! YAY! I'm not gay!
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Re: AUTOBOTS!!!
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Oh teh noes! They beat us! And it only took them outgunning.
*edit*
Oh no! They beat us again by outnumbering us!
But they couldn't keep us down!
*edit*
Finally! Competition! A level 3 answers the call, and the commander is behind me! What's that say about the rest of them?
*edit*
Oh no! They beat us again by outnumbering us!
But they couldn't keep us down!
*edit*
Finally! Competition! A level 3 answers the call, and the commander is behind me! What's that say about the rest of them?
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Re: AUTOBOTS!!!
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BRING IT ON!!!
its only a matter of time until i get to LEVEL 2!!
its only a matter of time until i get to LEVEL 2!!

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[quote="Hellraiser44"]BRING IT ON!!!
its only a matter of time until i get to LEVEL 2!!
its only a matter of time until i get to LEVEL 2!!
What's this!
By then I'll be level 5. Especially if your higher level bot brothers are going to leave you to die against vastly superior forces. I aint gotta bring it. I been singing it and bringing it all day. Whatchu gonna do about it? You gonna go to Iacon and cry? While you're there tell them Conjurous is the only bot over level 2 with stones enough to face the Predacons. Oooo yeah!
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I've been im the Arena queue for FIFTY MINUTES.
Surely the con population can't be 98% Americans either stuffing their faces or raeping retail outlets. This is NOT EFFICIENT!
Surely the con population can't be 98% Americans either stuffing their faces or raeping retail outlets. This is NOT EFFICIENT!
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Re: AUTOBOTS!!!
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50 mins huh?
You know ... you could always, I dunno ... look in the missions for some 'Cons?
Because there seem to be a few Autobots in need of backup right now.
You know ... you could always, I dunno ... look in the missions for some 'Cons?
Because there seem to be a few Autobots in need of backup right now.
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Re: AUTOBOTS!!!
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[quote="Nickolai"]I've been im the Arena queue for FIFTY MINUTES.
Surely the con population can't be 98% Americans either stuffing their faces or raeping retail outlets. This is NOT EFFICIENT!
Surely the con population can't be 98% Americans either stuffing their faces or raeping retail outlets. This is NOT EFFICIENT!
It's almost 3 am on the west coast of the US, so almost 7 am on the east coast of the US. Most americans are sleeping
If you're tired of waiting for people in the arena, go do some missions. After the arse whoopin we handed out before, the bots could use the backup.
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Re: AUTOBOTS!!!
[quote="Burn"]50 mins huh?
You know ... you could always, I dunno ... look in the missions for some 'Cons?
Because there seem to be a few Autobots in need of backup right now.
You know ... you could always, I dunno ... look in the missions for some 'Cons?
Because there seem to be a few Autobots in need of backup right now.
exact opposite here,
my missions this morning
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=247210
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=247209
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=247208
edit:
wow, just put two bots in pred missions because that was the only opposition i could find in the whole of 6 missions..
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=247208
Looks like all the cons are sleeping because the only thing they are able to beat is a well roasted turkey with a pointy knife and spork.
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neliz - Godmaster
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Re: AUTOBOTS!!!
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[quote="Burn"]50 mins huh?
You know ... you could always, I dunno ... look in the missions for some 'Cons?
Because there seem to be a few Autobots in need of backup right now.
You know ... you could always, I dunno ... look in the missions for some 'Cons?
Because there seem to be a few Autobots in need of backup right now.
I *ALWAYS* enter missions where there's at least 1 decepticon or 2 maxis/preds before entering Arena. Don't I always gots your back, neliz?
This was more of a 'hmm, five missions, ok, *fill fill fill*, send someone to Arena'...
45 mintues later, check back...
'*^^$#@! Waiting 1:16:43?! #$^#&! *check missions, only four this time...*
#^#@#&#!!!
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Re: AUTOBOTS!!!
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You didn't have his back when we were pounding it.
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Re: AUTOBOTS!!!
[quote="Absolute Zero"]You didn't have his back when we were pounding it.
[quote]Rogues do it from behind
[quote]Rogues do it from behind
Are those two other "manly man" quotes or do you want to talk about your love triangle between you, Galvatron and Clay Aikin?
But yeah, seems that 75% of the bot missions are filled and the other factions can't reach these numbers.
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Re: AUTOBOTS!!!
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[quote="neliz"]
Are those two other "manly man" quotes or do you want to talk about your love triangle between you, Galvatron and Clay Aikin?
But yeah, seems that 75% of the bot missions are filled and the other factions can't rach these numbers.
Are those two other "manly man" quotes or do you want to talk about your love triangle between you, Galvatron and Clay Aikin?
But yeah, seems that 75% of the bot missions are filled and the other factions can't rach these numbers.
Yeah, I'm in a bunch of Landings and Robber Barons now that I can't see us losing. 6 on 4s and a 6 on 2.
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