The Energon Pub

by **Nickolai** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:12 pm

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=7664

LOL we got POSTERIZED here.

But FE, your total seems mathematically impossible from the data presented. Assuming every single damage was from you, your max should be -

400 + 400 + 200 + 200 + 200 + 100 = 1500

1500 + 100 (overkill) + 200 (4 avoids) + 100 (win bonus) = 1900

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:21 pm

I'm afraid you stumbled on a little bout of playtesting for an upcoming event - myself and Red are researching new weaponry for the eventual end of V1 tourney, so every now and then the results might show up a little, well, "HOLY ****!"-ish. Sorry if this causes any inconvenience, but if all goes to plan, the end result should be worth a little CR time. Apologies again if anyone wasn't expecting a bit of a, well, ambush. However, this is going to be a very rare occurence and we'll cycle our test missions around between factions so no one gets the wrong end of it too often.

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:28 pm

Yeah, afraid it's a bit of a swindle, which is a shame, cuase that's about my only bragworthy result in weeks...

Anyway, dont worry, he's losing that weapon imeadiatly, there's no achivment in beating the **** out of people with a weapon that does 1 hit kills....

And for those wondering about my XP games (although you probably werent), Dradspawn's xp gain wont be counted in the individual chatecter's top scores this week.

by **Loki God Of Mischief** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:02 am

Now, this is a story all about how. My life got flipped-turned upside down, And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there,I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. In West Philadelphia born and raised. On the playground was where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school. When a couple of guys, Who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. I begged and pleaded with her day after day. But she packed my suite case and send me on my way. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad. Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois and all that. Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat? I don't think so. I'll see when I get there. I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air. Well, the plane landed and when I came out. There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out. I ain't trying to get arrested. I just got here. I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said 'Fresh' and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare. But I thought 'Naw forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'. I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

by **Nickolai** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:30 am

Oh LORDY now it's an x-whatever ionized nullray thingamajiger.

At least it's just very heavy to devastating. Why don't you give GS and pals a taste of the radiological B.O. device? :twisted:

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:49 am

I had to get in on the weapons game.

News Credits: 7 · by **Chaoslock** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:53 am

Burn wrote:I had to get in on the weapons game.

04:11 :54%++ damage... interesting... Somehow it reminds me of the D&D spells with Bigbys hands

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:53 am

Burn wrote:I had to get in on the weapons game.

lol, that is an extreme backhand.

by **neliz** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:59 am

So.. basically everyone playing to reach their goals in this game is fecked now? that nutkick better be mighty powerful!

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:06 am

The 'nutkick' will be on general release this afternoon and is balanced in with the rest of the weapons in the game, Jeep is trying to sort out a way to balance the end of game battle, FE wont be keeping any special weapons after the testing (more will become clear later) and Burn is having some one-off fun.

This has just been a moment of temporary insanity from the staff as we cant modify the parts of the game that actually need it like missions yet.

News Credits: 7 · by **Chaoslock** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:53 am

Well, the nutkick has the lol-factor:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... on_id=8016

02:26 Weird Al hits Wheelimus Prime with a heavy kick to the nuts. Wheelimus Prime is severely injured (22% power remaining). :lol:

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:03 am

Glad you enjoy it.

I'm going to release 10 of them into general population, then add in another 10 every few hours, but as its a skill only weapon i'm not expecting a high demand.

EDIT: Check the armoury...

by **neliz** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:12 am

Looks like Beachcomber will get some.

Thanks!

edit: no kick, still WOW

News Credits: 3 · by **Darth Trader** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:14 pm

Shockwave's perfect slaughter

News Credits: 1 · by **Symbiote Spiderman14** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:21 pm

neliz wrote:edit: no kick, still WOW

Did you buy and equip it?

by **neliz** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:24 pm

Symbiote Spiderman14 wrote:
neliz wrote:edit: no kick, still WOW

Did you buy and equip it?

it's on beachcomber

and here

by **RobotInDisguise** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:41 pm

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... on_id=8211

hehe 300+ xp at lvl 0

News Credits: 7 · by **Chaoslock** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:01 pm

by **Nickolai** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:25 am

Behold - the best Autobot performance since the reset.

100% pure bare knuckle ASS KICKERY

Now see, here in this mission, kick to the nuts wouldn't have won it for me - as far as I hear, Halo, Sustain and nightelfcrawler do not possess the danglies. Had to rely on teh patented "Uterus Stomp" to win. :twisted:

by **Loki God Of Mischief** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:43 am

You are tough for an Autobot Nickolai. You and neliz are the only real competition I get from the Bots.

by **Nickolai** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:20 am

Loki God Of Mischief wrote:You are tough for an Autobot Nickolai. You and neliz are the only real competition I get from the Bots.

Well LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN BROTHERRR. Say your prayers, take your vitamins...

...and rub baby oil on your luscious daughter's badonk every day and you too will grow up big and strong DUDE! Predacons are tough but tasty BROTHERRRRRRRRRR and the Hulkster enjoys dispensing his tough love!

by **Loki God Of Mischief** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:37 am

Hulk...Ho. Gan...*whispers*Hulk Hogan...HOGAN!!! *snorts* Now the injection of the Gods above shall fill me with the might that echoes the rage of the mountains!!!! Hulk Hogan. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH *rapidly raises and lowers arms* I live for the thrill of combat and when it comes to the robot alien death machines it's either PREDATOR OR PREY. Hulk Hogan. The nature of annhilatitude is to not stand still but attack and brutalizaticate your enemies. You will never see the Predacons load the spaceship of cowardace and fly through the skies of sorrow towards the exit sign of defeat. Hulk Hogan. Burry your anchors into the power of the family I live for. They only breathe the air that stinks of death and combat. Rub thy buttocks of lamentation and know this Hulk Hogan...The Warrior is watching you! Waiting for a moment of weakness...A MOMENT...*whispers* that will come soon true Hulk Hogan. THE WARRIORS HAVE SPOKEN!!!!!!! *snorts, flexes, and raises arms up and down rapidly*