The Energon Pub

Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:36 pm

Deadpool. I'm callin' you out. There can only be one true Merc With a Mouth in HMW. So Deadpool. gather up what little courage your little Autobot heart can muster. Because you're in for a war son. Loser drops their name and comes up with another alias. But for now if you want you can call me Eazy. Cause It's do or die. Any Last Werdz?

NSFW.

Time to put up or shut up Deadpool.. Starting this coming Monday you and I are going to throw down. Whoever has the most kills against the other wins the rights to keep their name. As challenged I'll let you name the length of the challenge.

News Credits: 3 · Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:42 pm

Deadpool vs. Deadpool. This won't be pretty.

News Credits: 1 · Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:49 pm

Gladiators ready!

Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:54 pm

Fearless Echoes wrote:Gladiators ready!

Spartans > Gladiators

OH MY MARK UNLEASH HELL!!!!!

News Credits: 7 · Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:07 pm

Oh FFS, 300 was the worst piece of crap Hollywood ever made... Including the Asylum movies.

On a side note, I've heard of Deadpool comics before, which comics should I start reading first? (only read the Ultimate Spider tie-in so far)

News Credits: 1 · Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:12 pm

Merc With A Mouth wrote:
Fearless Echoes wrote:Gladiators ready!

Spartans > Gladiators

OH MY MARK UNLEASH HELL!!!!!

Isn't that from when he's about 2 seconds from death?

Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:23 pm

Chaoslock wrote:On a side note, I've heard of Deadpool comics before, which comics should I start reading first? (only read the Ultimate Spider tie-in so far)

If you mean Deadpool's comics I've never read the Ultimate series I wasn't fond of Ultimate Spider-Man or Ultimate Sniktbu...errr X-Men. I could tell you to read the X-Force comics. But I don't hate you so I won't. Just download his solo series starting from issue 1. The first vol. and move up. Also make sure you get the current series as it's pure win. Oh and I never bothered to read most of Cable and Deadpool, because it was too Liefieldy at times and I don't liek Cable much.

Absolute Zero wrote:
Merc With A Mouth wrote:
Fearless Echoes wrote:Gladiators ready!

Spartans > Gladiators

OH MY MARK UNLEASH HELL!!!!!

Isn't that from when he's about 2 seconds from death?

Yeah but that's the most used version of the meme. *shrugs* I probably should have went with my gut instinct and posted a picture of Russell Crowe.

News Credits: 1 · Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:51 pm

Merc With A Mouth wrote:Yeah but that's the most used version of the meme. *shrugs* I probably should have went with my gut instinct and posted a picture of Russell Crowe.

*L* And be another character who dies? Why not go with Deadpool stabbing Wolverine with both swords. "I left my heart and lung in San Fransico."

News Credits: 6 · Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:55 pm

Ultimate Deadpool is one of the few characters who is vastly inferior to his 616 counterpart. :-(

And don't even get me started on the 300 unless you want me to post my historiography paper and completely derail this thread.

Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:02 pm

Caelus wrote:Ultimate Deadpool is one of the few characters who is vastly inferior to his 616 counterpart.

And don't even get me started on the 300 unless you want me to post my historiography paper and completely derail this thread.

I started it. It's impossible to derail a thread I started. I did it halfway through my own first post. Oh and yeah I'm aware that Frank's comic wasn't historically accurate. I mean Hell didn't even exist to the Spartans. They would have believed in Elysia and Hades. But yeah go ahead. Might as well keep this thread bumped til the knock off shows up.

News Credits: 1 · Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:03 pm

Caelus wrote:Ultimate Deadpool is one of the few characters who is vastly inferior to his 616 counterpart.

And don't even get me started on the 300 unless you want me to post my historiography paper and completely derail this thread.

We've already derailed.

News Credits: 3 · Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:36 pm

Merc With A Mouth wrote:I mean Hell didn't even exist to the Spartans. They would have believed in Elysia and Hades.

If I recall correctly, Hades was not only the name of the god who ran the underworld, but was the name of the entire underworld as well, which included the Elysian Fields. The counterpart to the Fields was Tartarus, which, according to the descriptions I recall reading was close enough to a Hell "for government work."

Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:30 pm

Thunderscream wrote:
Merc With A Mouth wrote:I mean Hell didn't even exist to the Spartans. They would have believed in Elysia and Hades.

If I recall correctly, Hades was not only the name of the god who ran the underworld, but was the name of the entire underworld as well, which included the Elysian Fields. The counterpart to the Fields was Tartarus, which, according to the descriptions I recall reading was close enough to a Hell "for government work."

Ah yes. I was thinking of Tartarus instead of Hades. Thanks Thunderscream.

Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:19 pm

Merc With A Mouth wrote:wins the rights to keep their name.

Well, actually, I was Deadpool. already waaaaay before you came along.

And what's wrong with you having your username and me having mine?

P.S.
If you really wanna go for a slugfest, I'm all for it.

Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:25 pm

Deadpool. wrote:
Merc With A Mouth wrote:wins the rights to keep their name.

Well, actually, I was Deadpool. already waaaaay before you came along.

And what's wrong with you having your username and me having mine?

The confusion it's going to cause. I refer you to this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LAEQPJ7Q6I

Deadpool. wrote:P.S.
If you really wanna go for a slugfest, I'm all for it.

Wow. Way to get into the challenge and all. Man you Autobots sure don't get enthusiastic about anything do you? I figure you're already keeping your words soft for when I make you eat them.

News Credits: 1 · Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:31 pm

Merc With A Mouth wrote:
Deadpool. wrote:P.S.
If you really wanna go for a slugfest, I'm all for it.

Wow. Way to get into the challenge and all. Man you Autobots sure don't get enthusiastic about anything do you? I figure you're already keeping your words soft for when I make you eat them.

He had his teeth knocked out a long time ago.

Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:46 pm

Merc With A Mouth wrote:Starting this coming Monday you and I are going to throw down. Whoever has the most kills against the other wins the rights to keep their name. As challenged I'll let you name the length of the challenge.

I reckon a week would be more than enough time to stuff your ass up your mouth.

News Credits: 1 · Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:56 pm

I decree the loser changes his name to Rob Liefeld.

I would suggest Deathstroke the Terminator, but neither of you fools are cool enough to be the original.

News Credits: 1452 · Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:17 am

Absolute Zero? Is that in reference to your GPA or to your IQ?

News Credits: 1 · Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:26 am

Blurrz wrote:Absolute Zero? Is that in reference to your GPA or to your IQ?

The temperature I leave my victims once I finish gutting them and serving their entrails to the children at my local elementary school. Gotta start'em early. :twisted:

News Credits: 1452 · Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:32 am

Hawt Damn. That's pretty intimidating. You've got your hands full their Deadpool. Even the cheerleaders want your blood.

News Credits: 1 · Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:39 am

Blurrz wrote:Hawt Damn. That's pretty intimidating. You've got your hands full their Deadpool. Even the cheerleaders want your blood.

Nah. Merc can handle him. And I've got enough for the kiddies from your team.

News Credits: 1452 · Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:25 am

LOL

Is that a challenge or a statement?

News Credits: 1 · Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:56 am

Blurrz wrote:LOL

Is that a challenge or a statement?

Statement of fact. While Neliz was to busy saying that Wheelimus should be banned because he didn't want to talk to Neliz or the other Autobots, he was leaving you in missions as the only autobot above me. Including ditching the autobots so we preds actually outnumbered you.