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Lord Gothika wrote:Nope but that reminds me of this thread, a lot of deadpool wannabes, no offense

I'm thinking, where could the original Deadpool be in the forum? The . indicates that the first one is a knockoff too

Chaoslock wrote:

Lord Gothika wrote:Nope but that reminds me of this thread, a lot of deadpool wannabes, no offense

I'm thinking, where could the original Deadpool be in the forum? The . indicates that the first one is a knockoff too

Hes in the comics, obvously

Me, Grimlock! wrote:I also don't read the Tales of Burn but I know he's got irritable bowel syndrome and the bowels are getting tighter.

I got over that!
True story though. I was diagnosed with IBS, now I just work there.

Me, Grimlock! wrote:

Absolute Zero wrote:If my IQ was below my age, I would be a Canadian. I suspect my IQ is higher then the square root of the whole population of your country however.

Hey! Leave us out of this! I'll have you know I have a rather high shoe size. ... Uh... I mean... er... I'm teh smart!

You guys may have better health insurance, but you make poor pets. Really hard to house train Canadian men. And the men are always so drunk and out watching/playing hockey that the women are always in heat. I ran out of qtips!

Agent X wrote:

Merc With A Mouth wrote:See this is one of the many, many reasons you don't deserve your identity. Deadpool is the lulz. You are clearly anti-lulz and take yourself and everything in general far to srsly.

Am I supposed to deserve and be worthy of my username? That's new....

You seem to be forgetting something Den-O. I'm a Predacon player and before that I was a Decepticon player. We're the villains of the **** game. We see something we want and we descend upon it and take it. When someone comes along and stakes claim to what was yours there's going to be a fight.

Rob Liefield wrote:

Merc With A Mouth wrote:Yeah, but here's the thing. He's had other identities since then. And until I came along he seemed content being Den-O. Then like a petulant child seeing someone else play with a discarded toy you immediately make a grab for it even though you showed you didn't want it. Plus your team is Nextwave. Deadpool isn't even remotely connected to them.

I don't see a problem with that. It's not as if I decided to switch to Merc With A Mouth. for my username.... And c'mon, don't flatter yourself too much. My switching back to this username had nothing to do with your presence.

Oh, and....
Do you honestly believe that people would get confused between 2 people with different usernames, different signatures, different tones, and on different factions to boot? If so, you're seriously insulting their intelligence.

We all know that's not true Dead Man Wade, see I put you on the map. You're a big deal now, and it's all because I decided to throw out a challenge. I bet you're almost a shot caller over in the Autobots now aren't you? You should be thanking me man.

As far as me challenging you? I don't really need a reason to challenge anyone. I just do what I do. And the added bonus of a loser renames match? Come on dude there's a reason why this is one of the most viewed threads in awhile.

neliz wrote:

Merc With A Mouth wrote:

neliz wrote:i'm with deadpool.. since he's been around.. well.. like . forever?

Yeah, but here's the thing. He's had other identities since then. And until I came along he seemed content being Den-O. Then like a petulant child seeing someone else play with a discarded toy you immediately make a grab for it even though you showed you didn't want it.

So...when were you ever called deadpool? other than having this guys queer toque thrust in your signature? does that make everybody having prime in his signature the rightful owner of the name Prime over here?

Merc With (too big of) a Mouth

"Deadpool" is taken that's why your boy's name is "Deadpool." and not "Deadpool". Then there's the whole naming yourself after a fictional character screen name deal. Which is idiotic and uncreative. It's like saying "I have no personality of my own I shall pretend to be a cartoon character." Besides we all know his real name is Ninja Spider-Man. I chose my name for the connection to the character and to my personality.

This ain't an act. I am this funny and awesome in the world. And the Merc With A Mouth reflects the niche I want to carve out in this community. I'm a loud mouth because I can be. You'll see when I stomp Denny into the ground and take his name. The more witty of you can already see the homage. I'm sure you don't neliz, and I'm sure most of the Autobot players don't. But well anyone remember the last time a Predacon epicly beat an Autobot and stole his name?

Baaaaaawwwwww wrote:

Absolute Zero wrote:

neliz wrote:So...when were you ever called deadpool? other than having this guys queer toque thrust in your signature? does that make everybody having prime in his signature the rightful owner of the name Prime over here?

Merc With (too big of) a Mouth

Merc with a Mouth is Deadpool. It's his nickname.

It does however, prove something.

People who don't read or are unaware of Deadpool won't get the meaning, hence won't be confused!

Which kinda enforces my point that the stated reason for the challenge is kinda a moot point, doesn't it?

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e277/ ... tpoint.jpg

Possibly NSFW.

Caelus wrote:Does the banter between the dry straight-man Deadpool. and the nutty Merc with a Mouth remind anyone else of this:

It's close but so far there's not been someone posting just "No Pickles."

Got lucky there Den-O.



Panda must have said his name.

Ah, Panda... He was once mine, but Deadpool. snatched him up in a flash when I dropped him...

Mind if I take Panda back, Dead?

Necessary Evil wrote:Ah, Panda... He was once mine, but Deadpool. snatched him up in a flash when I dropped him...

Mind if I take Panda back, Dead?

Feel free to pick him up anytime you want. XD

Everytime I see someone say Dead, I think I'm on Xbox Live...

This thread is hilarious on so many levels. Bravo, hopefully the Autobots will be able to come up with some more clever retorts.

Word.

QuietStorm wrote:This thread is hilarious on so many levels. Bravo, hopefully the Autobots will be able to come up with some more clever retorts.

Word.

More?

I must have missed something

Bun-Bun wrote:

QuietStorm wrote:This thread is hilarious on so many levels. Bravo, hopefully the Autobots will be able to come up with some more clever retorts.

Word.

More?

I must have missed something

Well there was that one that made me laugh....

... no wait, that was burn letting off wind. Nevermind.

So my farts are funnier than an Autobot retort?

I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered!

Burn wrote:So my farts are funnier than an Autobot retort?

I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered!

Just so long as you werent surprised.

flatulence and flattery; both types of hot wind.

Tammuz wrote:flatulence and flattery; both types of hot wind.

And equally smelly.

Fearless Echoes wrote:

Burn wrote:So my farts are funnier than an Autobot retort?

I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered!

Just so long as you werent surprised.

nah, that fart had been building up for a while now.

Still, i'm not sure if I like my farts being compared to stuff an Autobot can say. My farts are clearly far more intelligent.

QuietStorm wrote:This thread is hilarious on so many levels. Bravo, hopefully the Autobots will be able to come up with some more clever retorts.

Word.

Just wait til the Domination starts. That's where the real lulz are going to be. Running scared yet Denny?

NSFW

Accept no substitute. There can be only one! And I wanna be his trusty side-kick Bob!

HAIL HYDRA!

Burn wrote:Accept no substitute. There can be only one! And I wanna be his trusty side-kick Bob!

HAIL HYDRA!

ah bob he's not shown up yet in the new dp series yet
but the future head of shield has

Phaze wrote:ah bob he's not shown up yet in the new dp series yet

Give him time. He's a much more fun character than Weasel ever was. And he's got that whole mystery man auroa about him ... just WHAT does he look like under that mask!

Burn wrote:

Phaze wrote:ah bob he's not shown up yet in the new dp series yet

Give him time. He's a much more fun character than Weasel ever was. And he's got that whole mystery man auroa about him ... just WHAT does he look like under that mask!

exactly the same as with the mask on he's got a full face tatoo

Or in a shocking revelation ... Wade's face pre-ickyness!

Burn wrote:Or in a shocking revelation ... Wade's face pre-ickyness!

Oooh interesting plot twist