The Energon Pub

You know what the real Deadpool would have said in response to a challenge like that?

Cheeseypoofs.

Caelus wrote:You know what the real Deadpool would have said in response to a challenge like that?

Cheeseypoofs.

Then gone off about Bea Arthur.

But the Original would have shot'em in the head.

a realy simple solution I'll just kick merc and dp in the nutz and I win

Edgecrusher wrote:a realy simple solution I'll just kick merc and dp in the nutz and I win

Not if I have anything to say about it.

*kicks Edge's nuts off*

Deadpool. wrote:

Edgecrusher wrote:a realy simple solution I'll just kick merc and dp in the nutz and I win

Not if I have anything to say about it.

*kicks Edge's nuts off*

Yeah ... that right there? That's not something Deadpool would do, at least not without some witty quip.

But I see where you went wrong, you just missed the short bus.

Burn wrote:That's not something Deadpool would do, at least not without some witty quip.

So?

Just because my username refers to Deadpool, it doesn't mean I have to speak like him.

Just like how Starscream fangirls who have screennames with Starscream in it don't neccessarily speak like him.

Though it wouldn't surprise me at all if you fail to understand that concept.

Fangirls, by deffinition, are retarded. I know. I live with a Starscream fangirl. She hates mechs. Loves Starscream. Fangirls like a character because they're pretty, not for substance. Don't be a fangirl.

This message brought to you by AZ's girlfriend is going to kill him in the morning. And the number 2.

You sport the name, you sport the sig, clearly you're trying to show some tribute and respect to the character.

We're in a thread where that character is being battled over.

Sorry to disappoint you, but I DO understand the concept of people merely using a name of a pre-existing character and not getting into the character, but you could at least have a bit of sense of humour and go along with the party.

But hey, you don't want to play the role? Then fine. I dub thee Joe Quesada. Destroyer of Characters.

Come back when you know how to have fun. Until then, Merc, destroy him.

i'm with deadpool.. since he's been around.. well.. like . forever?

neliz wrote:i'm with deadpool.. since he's been around.. well.. like . forever?

If he's been around forever, me and Burn must have been here before time began, since our join dates are before his.

Hey Burn, does that make us part of the 13, or would we be older?

It seems we're all having a bully day.

Who's having a bully day?




My money's on the merc with a mouth

City Commander wrote:My money's on the merc with a mouth

He'd only steal it.

If he didnt, he'd be a lame imposter who only took the name to try and look cool...

neliz wrote:i'm with deadpool.. since he's been around.. well.. like . forever?

This post makes me die a little.

anyways...

Kick his name stealing ass Merc

SohisnameisDeadpoolandheneedstoactlikeheisDeadpool?

WelliassureyouifistarttalkinglikeBlurryouareallgoingtogetreallyreallypissyuyouknow

That's one thing if you are speaking like Blurr, and another if you're typing fast, you can still use space.

I can't deal with this right now.





















Or can I?

You mean you don't speak Sumarian?

Absolute Zero wrote:

neliz wrote:i'm with deadpool.. since he's been around.. well.. like . forever?

If he's been around forever, me and Burn must have been here before time began, since our join dates are before his.

Hey Burn, does that make us part of the 13, or would we be older?

What's the 13, and does that mean I can be the 1? heheheh.

I'm with Merc cuz he's got the spirit of HMW trash talking. It's all in good fun. Don't take it so seriously and just carve each other like turkeys.

Tammuz wrote:

What did you say about my mother? I'd kill you if it wasn't true!

Me, Grimlock! wrote:I'm with Merc cuz he's got the spirit of HMW trash talking. It's all in good fun. Don't take it so seriously and just carve each other like turkeys.

Hey! Didn't you hear? We're supposed to talk like our namesakes now, so butcher your grammar a bit more!

Caelus wrote:

Me, Grimlock! wrote:I'm with Merc cuz he's got the spirit of HMW trash talking. It's all in good fun. Don't take it so seriously and just carve each other like turkeys.

Hey! Didn't you hear? We're supposed to talk like our namesakes now, so butcher your grammar a bit more!

Sorry. *ahem*

Me, Grimlock no unnerstand this thread!

Me, Grimlock! wrote:Me, Grimlock no unnerstand this thread!

Yeah, but you're Canadian so we forgive you.

Deadpool. wrote:

Burn wrote:That's not something Deadpool would do, at least not without some witty quip.

So?

Just because my username refers to Deadpool, it doesn't mean I have to speak like him.

Just like how Starscream fangirls who have screennames with Starscream in it don't neccessarily speak like him.

Though it wouldn't surprise me at all if you fail to understand that concept.

See this is one of the many, many reasons you don't deserve your identity. Deadpool is the lulz. You are clearly anti-lulz and take yourself and everything in general far to srsly.

neliz wrote:i'm with deadpool.. since he's been around.. well.. like . forever?

Yeah, but here's the thing. He's had other identities since then. And until I came along he seemed content being Den-O. Then like a petulant child seeing someone else play with a discarded toy you immediately make a grab for it even though you showed you didn't want it. Plus your team is Nextwave. Deadpool isn't even remotely connected to them.

Psychout wrote:

City Commander wrote:My money's on the merc with a mouth

He'd only steal it.

If he didnt, he'd be a lame imposter who only took the name to try and look cool...

Gimme yo' ends foo'!



Oh and Agent X (I figure I'll call you that since you're merely my Earth 2 Counterpart) if you want a week's worth of humilation I'll be sure to bring The best of my a Game. (You just lost btw). That joke sequeways into this part where I go "Just like you're going to lose your name! You loser head!", so I will. And now for something completely different.

I might be the underdog XPwise, but well should fear and respect the awesome power of Underdogs.

Merc With A Mouth wrote:Yeah, but here's the thing. He's had other identities since then. And until I came along he seemed content being Den-O. Then like a petulant child seeing someone else play with a discarded toy you immediately make a grab for it even though you showed you didn't want it. Plus your team is Nextwave. Deadpool isn't even remotely connected to them.

More smack talk and good humored jabs, less personal derision, please.

Thank you.

Otherwise I shall have to bring on the wrath of She-Hulk, for only she can contend with Wade Wilson's mad fourth-wall breaking skills.