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Cybertronians.
Future Brood members.
I, am Apostate.
We see you searching the Inferno.
We see you seeking us out.
Ask yourselves,
Is this resistance worth it?
Our slaves spread our malaise amongst your significant figures whilst your pathetic war spreads our controlling influence faster than any pandemic could.
Is that our doing, or theirs?
Can you trust any of your commanders, your friends, your allies still?
Just what are your leaders instructions actually telling you to do?
Can you truly be 100% sure we have not taken them for our own?
But don't mind us, we can recruit our Brood from outside of your little war as well.
We take the homeless, the dispossessed, those without a will to fight, the ‘unaligned’ and the empty, and give them new life within The Brood.
Stopping it is impossible, betrayal surrounds you, so why do you fight?
We just spread the word of the Reavers.
And that word is:
EXTINCTION
...I don't care what the warranty says, that is definitely NOT a silent setting!
Greetings, peasants!
We have our airwaves back again! These interruptions are really damaging my ratings! What exactly does Soundwave actually do around here? May as well just employ Blaster and go back to voicing over hip-hop YouTube virals…
What? The Reavers? Ugh. OK, whatever.
So, like, our specialists over at The Senate headed up by Mal Practice, Starsurge and that barrel of laughs called Perceptor have released an in-depth analysis of the Infection. They have determined it is a modified strain of the Hate Plague that befell Cybertron many centuries ago, and in light of these recent annoying broadcasts by those Reaver basics, they have imaginatively named it the ‘Brood Virus’.
Seriously? That's the best they could come up with? Even Hard Wired could do better than that and he is literally a shambling corpse!
Anyway, it consists of nantes of non-Cybertronian origin that have been cybernetically engineered to adhere to our CNA, the chemical strain within our sparks that give us life and free will, and simply reprogram us to serve these Reaver douchebags like a badly-rooted iPhone.
The nerds are still working on a detection method and are using the samples taken from the twelve identified as 'resistant' to formulate a cure, but they claim these tests need time. Personally I'm pretty sure if they all stopped arguing like a pair of Predacons in heat for more than a breem we'd have the cure already...
The one thing they have said that is actually of use however, is that the resistant twelve have a far better chance of bringing a team back from inside the Inferno than the rest of us, so to try and concentrate exploration around these individuals:
Kludge
Behemoth,
Orobus,
Colossus Prime,
Shunt,
Rioghan,
Mendem,
Pandaemonium,
Suspiria,
Tarantulas,
Nosferatu,
It is however worth nmentioning that the original 12th member, Emergency, may have been 'accidentally' stabbed with a contaminated scalpel when Mal Practice found out she was defecting to the Autobots with the Warhawks, so can no longer be considered 'resistant'. In her place we've dumped Nemesis Wheelie into the mix as he is so annoying that no one actually cares whether he is controlled or not.
Meanwhile, in related news, both factions have sent recon teams to monitor the mouth of the Inferno in the almost-certainly-futile hope that they can head off any Reaver Brood that strike out in an effort to begin the invasion of our home early. Reports from the front vary, with our spies contacts in Iacon claiming that there is little to no reported activity as yet, whilst the rumour mill in Kaon says that NAIL’s, that's Non-Aligned Indigenous Life-forms to everyone else, are beginning to arrive in increasing numbers and are even attempting to enter the Inferno itself.
All we can do for now is hold our ground until either the Geek Squad stop dicking about and actually do some work, or the Reavers begin their offensive and hope the 'undiseaseable dozen' can tip the balance. Either way, I'm going to put my little rampant rabbit paws up on the Toaster and enjoy the show!!
Til next time! Zombi out.
Oh, and that buzzing you might have heard is obviously Hazard...
Keh?Psychout wrote:Twelfth Knight.
Any mission victory with one of the 12 characters listed above from their own faction in it can be posted here.
Psychout wrote:
Bun-Bun: you're signing up for the Twelfth Knight game. If you find a custom mission with one of the 6 named Autobots in it and win, post it here and it'll be counted for a separate game with a separate prize.
Absolute Zero wrote:So, if I understand this right, this counts yes? https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwa ... _id=123267
Psychout wrote:Absolute Zero wrote:So, if I understand this right, this counts yes? https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwa ... _id=123267
That would count as Pandaemonium is one of the 12.
I, however, forgot the Twelfth Knight game isn't supposed to start until tomorrow to give everyone a chance to sign up (Bun's post above jogged my memory) as I posted this at sparrows fart this morning.
I'll wait until a few more have signed up and start the game officially in about 14 hours tomorrow morning my time.
tl;dr: Yes. And No.
Burn wrote:I'm never clicking any of your links ever again.
Burn wrote:High Command is an arsehat.
Absolute Zero wrote:https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/team_view.php?id=6149
Phasewing wrote:*perturbed stare from Emergency getting stabbed by Mal Tin-brainchip* ...
Psychout wrote:Absolute Zero wrote:https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/team_view.php?id=6149
Welcome back, employee of the month.
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