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NEWS FLASH!
Good evening 'bots, beasts, cars and 'cons! Zombi here again to bring you an update on the situation in Vos, after the recent battle over the latest technology carrot dangled by The Senate. As many will know, a handful of Commanders were taken prisoner in the battle, and the news has just reached us that an escape attempt is underway by armies from BOTH factions!
We dispatched our news drones to both detention centres about 48 hours ago to capture the action as it unfolds, and take you straight to the Autobot stronghold of Iacon where Jack Hallows has assumed command of the detention centre, and is speaking with us now...Jack Hallows wrote:“Hey, ask ‘em to stop by Switchy’s Quickmart to pick me up some hot sauce on the way over. The GOOD kind too, not that watered down slag they import from Hydrax. ‘N tell ‘em if they get here in time, the rabbit stew might be just cold enough for the broth to begin congealing around the offal... They don’t wanna miss that! Oh, and ask them to bring addiction counselor Sustain. Our other prisoner has requested that we refer to him simply as “Command” because he “hasn’t been High in days.” Whatever. Have ‘em use the pit trap entrance when they get here. We haven’t seen a good ‘Con plan fail spectacularly since we took Decahex. Just make sure I get that hot sauce though.”
The captured commanders, who for security reasons asked only to be identified by their codenames, are:
Martian
The Conspirator
Autobot 300
The 'Opper
Mayhem
Ah... oops!?
Guess this means they can also join the hunt...
Um, meanwhile, over in Kaon, Senator Sustain has been left behind charged with organising the decepticon forces to defend Darkmount's cells from devious destruction..."Substance! Get away from the cells, we're not trying to kill them yet." Thundertron calls.
Substance looks around. "Alright fine." The pale Decepticon moves away.
"What ARE we going to do with them?" Sustain asked.
"One of two things will happen. One, they'll try to escape which I really hope happens. That's when it gets fun. OR, the self righteous Autobots will come to their rescue, that's even more fun." The Amalgamated Pretense leader laughs.
"So basically we sit and wait?" Sustain asked.
"That's the idea. Why use up on energy when we can make them use theirs?"
The armies are on the move and the battle is about to begin! How will the jailbreak of the century go? Stay tuned to WPNN as we watch the results... and then make up our own version what actually happened for shiggles.
Wingz wrote:His servos bring all Naval Strikes 'Cons to the yard
Overwatch wrote:This just in from the Bot prison.
Absolute Zero wrote:Overwatch wrote:This just in from the Bot prison.
Nah, Autobot Prison involves me taking the "captured" cons out on a tour of Iacon to show off where defenses are and valuable targets are. And playing poker.
Wingz wrote:His servos bring all Naval Strikes 'Cons to the yard
Jack Hallows wrote:3) Kill one member of each of the imprisoned commanders teams.
(Prevent the prisoners from escaping)
”Bone Bone”
”Command” @4:17
Jack Hallows wrote:well, we “ate” you in the narrative, so you’re bones now lol.
Wingz wrote:C'est le Vie! Gonna make a hat with the bones and give it to Steelsong! Whaddaya think of that, Rabbit?
Bun-Bun wrote:Jack Hallows wrote:3) Kill one member of each of the imprisoned commanders teams.
(Prevent the prisoners from escaping)
”Bone Bone”
”Command” @4:17
Bone Bone"?
Disgraceful!
Changing my wholesome name into some kind of sick innuendo and post it where you know women & children will see it?!?!
What kind of sick monster would do that?
I know people who have been reported to Admins & higher for that kind of thing!
Have you no shame sir!
Bun-Bun wrote:Wingz wrote:C'est le Vie! Gonna make a hat with the bones and give it to Steelsong! Whaddaya think of that, Rabbit?
I think you didn't read.
No bones. Just metal.
And I think Steelsong will look awfully silly with warp nacelles on his head.
Bun-Bun wrote:Wingz wrote:And I think Steelsong will look awfully silly with warp nacelles on his head.
Redimus wrote:I demand you shoop that right now!
Redimus wrote:All joking aside, it's getting to the point where certain members of the Decepticons have to think twice about every joke name they come up with because of one of your family, and yet you think it's OK to do the same yourself?
Wingz wrote:Redimus wrote:All joking aside, it's getting to the point where certain members of the Decepticons have to think twice about every joke name they come up with because of one of your family, and yet you think it's OK to do the same yourself?
Personally, I enjoy the the silly characters created by the RDD, especially those that poke fun at my charactersIt's not for everyone, though
Redimus wrote:If I called him JackSwallows, I'd have a cease and desist order in my PM by the time I got up...
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