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The Great Escape!!
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NEWS FLASH!
Good evening 'bots, beasts, cars and 'cons! Zombi here again to bring you an update on the situation in Vos, after the recent battle over the latest technology carrot dangled by The Senate. As many will know, a handful of Commanders were taken prisoner in the battle, and the news has just reached us that an escape attempt is underway by armies from BOTH factions!
We dispatched our news drones to both detention centres about 48 hours ago to capture the action as it unfolds, and take you straight to the Autobot stronghold of Iacon where Jack Hallows has assumed command of the detention centre, and is speaking with us now...Jack Hallows wrote:“Hey, ask ‘em to stop by Switchy’s Quickmart to pick me up some hot sauce on the way over. The GOOD kind too, not that watered down slag they import from Hydrax. ‘N tell ‘em if they get here in time, the rabbit stew might be just cold enough for the broth to begin congealing around the offal... They don’t wanna miss that! Oh, and ask them to bring addiction counselor Sustain. Our other prisoner has requested that we refer to him simply as “Command” because he “hasn’t been High in days.” Whatever. Have ‘em use the pit trap entrance when they get here. We haven’t seen a good ‘Con plan fail spectacularly since we took Decahex. Just make sure I get that hot sauce though.”
The captured commanders, who for security reasons asked only to be identified by their codenames, are:
Martian
The Conspirator
Autobot 300
The 'Opper
Mayhem
Ah... oops!?
Guess this means they can also join the hunt...
Um, meanwhile, over in Kaon, Senator Sustain has been left behind charged with organising the decepticon forces to defend Darkmount's cells from devious destruction..."Substance! Get away from the cells, we're not trying to kill them yet." Thundertron calls.
Substance looks around. "Alright fine." The pale Decepticon moves away.
"What ARE we going to do with them?" Sustain asked.
"One of two things will happen. One, they'll try to escape which I really hope happens. That's when it gets fun. OR, the self righteous Autobots will come to their rescue, that's even more fun." The Amalgamated Pretense leader laughs.
"So basically we sit and wait?" Sustain asked.
"That's the idea. Why use up on energy when we can make them use theirs?"
The armies are on the move and the battle is about to begin! How will the jailbreak of the century go? Stay tuned to WPNN as we watch the results... and then make up our own version what actually happened for shiggles.
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EPILOGUE:
THE GREAT ESCAPE!
Its time to release your fellow commanders, and to do that you must race against your enemies to take out tier Jailers before they can thwart your rescue attempt, but at the same time you need to aid your own side's Jailer to stop your captured enemies from being freed.
Both Sustain and Jack Hallows have a list of tasks they must complete, which they will post in their faction forums. They can accept any help offered but they must be the ones to complete each one of the tasks.
The list is:
- 1) Stop them hacking your security systems.
2) Lead the defence of your detention centre.
3) Prevent the prisoners from escaping.
4) Repel the enemy assault.
5) Be the last line of defence.
I'm sure there will be more information from both of these Commanders in their respective faction forums.
As for the rest of you (including the current POW's)...
Destroy Jack Hallows' Operation Howling Wreckage, whilst you aid in Sustain's mission to stop the Autobots breaking the prisoners out of Kaon.
Take out Sustain's Amalgamated Pretense, whilst protecting Jack in his mission to thwart the 'cons assault on the Iacon detention centre.
Defeat your enemies Jailer and their prisoners go free. If the Jailers win.... we'll just to have to see if the prisoners can take advantage of the confusion.
The game is open to everyone signed up to the current round. Any new entrants are very welcome, they just need to sign up below.
MIDNIGHT (GMT+1) TONIGHT!!
Enjoy!