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I fail at Battle Beasts

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I fail at Battle Beasts

Postby Tekka » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:27 pm

Motto: "I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now!"
Weapon: Multi-Function Sword
I thought you guys might get a kick out of this.

It's what I get for trying to be clever. -.-; Lol. It's really quite hilarious considering I started the day with 250k.

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Re: I fail at Battle Beasts

Postby Tammuz » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:28 pm

man you're only a couple of years late with the revalation that you can lose lots of money by gambling
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Re: I fail at Battle Beasts

Postby Tekka » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:30 pm

Motto: "I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now!"
Weapon: Multi-Function Sword
At least it's not real money. Then I'd be in tears instead of fits of laughter. :lol:
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Re: I fail at Battle Beasts

Postby Rebirth Megatron » Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:10 pm

Weapon: Dual Laser Beam Rifle
My record is broken. I had like -150000.
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Re: I fail at Battle Beasts

Postby Tifereth » Sat Mar 08, 2008 2:24 pm

I lost 3 millions in one night long ago :sad: :-P
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Re: I fail at Battle Beasts

Postby City Commander » Sat Mar 08, 2008 2:26 pm

Weapon: Air Rifle
Ack. That's 200k you coulda donated to needy cons!
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Re: I fail at Battle Beasts

Postby Tekka » Sat Mar 08, 2008 2:30 pm

Motto: "I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now!"
Weapon: Multi-Function Sword
I hadn't expected to lose quite that much. I wrote a script to play Battle Beasts while I was away. To my horror upon coming back I had lost that much. :shock:

I will never try to automate that again, that's for sure.
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Re: I fail at Battle Beasts

Postby City Commander » Sat Mar 08, 2008 2:36 pm

Weapon: Air Rifle
:lol:


The lazy man's way to lose money.
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Re: I fail at Battle Beasts

Postby Dr. Caelus » Sat Mar 08, 2008 2:54 pm

Tekka wrote:I hadn't expected to lose quite that much. I wrote a script to play Battle Beasts while I was away. To my horror upon coming back I had lost that much. :shock:

I will never try to automate that again, that's for sure.


Writing a script or Macro to play any part of this game for you is against the rules. That's why we used to require passwords to admit your bots to missions or arena battles.

Since, AFAIK, the 'rules' for the game aren't clearly stated anywhere you would have seen them, I won't issue a warning, but please do not use scripts to play the game while you are gone.
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Re: I fail at Battle Beasts

Postby Tekka » Sat Mar 08, 2008 2:55 pm

Motto: "I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now!"
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Oops, sorry about that.
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Re: I fail at Battle Beasts

Postby Dr. Caelus » Sat Mar 08, 2008 2:58 pm

Tekka wrote:Oops, sorry about that.


All's forgiven - back in the day, long before I became a mod, the rules for the game were well understood, if somewhat controversial, and so were never written down.

With the player population having turned over several times though, we should perhaps consider actually posting them somewhere. :?
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Re: I fail at Battle Beasts

Postby Tammuz » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:02 pm

what are rules of the game anyway?
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Re: I fail at Battle Beasts

Postby Dragonslayer » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:03 pm

Motto: "Howdy, dammit!"
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Tekka wrote:Oops, sorry about that.


All's forgiven - back in the day, long before I became a mod, the rules for the game were well understood, if somewhat controversial, and so were never written down.

With the player population having turned over several times though, we should perhaps consider actually posting them somewhere. :?

Perhaps updating the Help function would be appropiate.
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Re: I fail at Battle Beasts

Postby Tekka » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:17 pm

Motto: "I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now!"
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Now my guilt complex is rearing it's ugly head. I always manage to put my foot in it somehow. Blargh.
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Re: I fail at Battle Beasts

Postby Dr. Caelus » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:38 pm

Tammuz wrote:what are rules of the game anyway?


That I remember from days of yorn:

1) Thou shalt not break the rules of Seiberton. Specifically:
- Thou shalt not keepeth more than one account.
- Thou shalt maintain decorum appropriate to a PG-13 site. No obscene names, mottos, or bios in the game.
- Thou shalt not issue real-world threats/coersion to other players.

2) Thou shalt not share thine account with another player.

3) Thou shalt not create programs (scripts, macros, hacks, virus's etc.) to play the game for you or to cheat by harming other player's accounts or altering your own.

4) If thou findeth a glitch/loophole/etc. thou shalt report it to an admin.

5) Thou shalt abide by the word of thine Admin, even if you disagree. Specifically:
- If a glitch emerges in the game, and the Admins ask everyone to refrain from exploiting it while they fix it, you are compelled to do as they ask. Especially if exploitation of the glitch causes the game to crash.

That's everything I can think of that was ever official. Obviously there were some code-of-honor rules, but they were unenforced, and the big one (against level-bullying) is no longer pertinent.

Some of the other here-since-the-beginning players might have stuff to add, and if we're going to put together some sort of posted list, there are things we may want to discuss.



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Re: I fail at Battle Beasts

Postby Tammuz » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:40 pm

aye, it happened somtime between my joining and and when i really got into HMW, some time in 2004?
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Re: I fail at Battle Beasts

Postby Dr. Caelus » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:52 pm

Probably. Winter/Spring 2004 was my last few months in the Dorm, and I'm almost certain I remember having to type in those damn codes while playing in my dorm-room.

It wouldn't have been so horrible if it hadn't been for that one Japanese name that no-one could read. :lol:
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Re: I fail at Battle Beasts

Postby Tammuz » Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:06 pm

Gocircryu!
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Re: I fail at Battle Beasts

Postby The Potentate » Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:21 pm

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Im horrible with the whole gambling thing! I started goofing around with about +550000. Now Im at -350000. I havent touched that cursed gambling in months!
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Re: I fail at Battle Beasts

Postby Chaoslock » Sun Mar 23, 2008 5:53 pm

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The Potentate wrote:Im horrible with the whole gambling thing! I started goofing around with about +550000. Now Im at -350000. I havent touched that cursed gambling in months!


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