The Energon Pub

Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:28 pm

Flashwave wrote:
Deadpool. wrote:*Walks in, grabs a seat*

*Dozes off....*

*Minicon sneaks in, grafitis Dp's legs while he's asleep, slips out*

*wakes up, uses time portal, and grabs the minicon*

News Credits: 2 · Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:02 am

Deadpool. wrote:
Flashwave wrote:
Deadpool. wrote:*Walks in, grabs a seat*

*Dozes off....*

*Minicon sneaks in, grafitis Dp's legs while he's asleep, slips out*

*wakes up, uses time portal, and grabs the minicon*

*Minicon kicks Deadpool in the tibia plating and gets away*
At least it wasn't someplace more sensitive. Now get in missions!

Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:36 am

firebolt uses shoulder mounted heat seeking energon charged plasma rifles on minicon. minicon go boom.

Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:52 am

*walks in*

What's on today's menu, hmm?

News Credits: 7 · Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:09 pm

*walks in with the rest of the Spartans behind him, sits down at a long table and orders drinks*

Finally, a long break from school...I thought I was going to crazy (again) pretty soon

News Credits: 2 · Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:15 pm

devast8or wrote:
Overloaded wrote:I am back and ready to stomp them cons

got ur computer fixed? hope so

Couldnt let you have all the fun beating all the newbies

Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:59 pm

firebolt walks to the bar and says "have u seen the gummybear music video? it is so stupid it will scar u for life." to overloaded.

News Credits: 2 · Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:10 pm

firebolt maxim wrote:firebolt walks to the bar and says "have u seen the gummybear music video? it is so stupid it will scar u for life." to overloaded.

wow we must show to dev and make him cry

Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:14 pm

firebolt turns his head and looks at dragonslayer with a cold stare and says to him "do u really slay dragons? if u are, u might want to leave because when i get angrey its not pretty, litteraly." :MAD:

News Credits: 7 · Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:22 pm

firebolt maxim wrote:firebolt turns his head and looks at dragonslayer with a cold stare and says to him "do u really slay dragons? if u are, u might want to leave because when i get angrey its not pretty, litteraly."

I don't slay them on a regular basis, only the ones who get in my way.

And be careful of who you're threatening. It might be your gravest mistake ever :twisted:

Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:41 pm

firebolt says "than i guess im in ur way :-x

" firebolt slams his fist on the bar and starts transfoming! than he amergis a ruthlis dragon and yells "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-x

" before he could relize it dragonslayer is knocked thru the wall at 999999mph.

Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:53 pm

dragon firebolt says "who ever makes fun of me shall die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-x

"

News Credits: 7 · Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:53 pm

*All 12 members of the Autobot Spartans stand up and arm their weapons. Dragonslayer staggers up from the wall and activates his own weapons*

You, sir, have just made a POWERFUL enemy...

*A wave of lasers, rockets, bullets, and missles blasts firebolt maxim, forcing him into stasis lock*

Next time you try that, you'll wind up in the brig.

Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:04 pm

than the maxim strykers come on the scene and their second in command nightwrath unleashes all hell on the spartans wile the two cat maxim strykers nickels and oreo unleash their cat moves and puma pounces on the spartans wile nightwrath power links on firebolt thus merging into the god dragatron, nikels and oreo then form savage claw mode for dragatron and cometwing forms into super armor and nightdrive becomes leg attachments thus creating WARSMAN, the most powerful combiner that has 10 times the strength as devestator and has the power to destroy iacon in 1 blow (not like he is going to destroy iacon)!

the spartas have no option but to retreat.

News Credits: 7 · Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:10 pm

Like hell "we retreat!!" We don't know teh meaning of "retreat!"

*The Barkeeper walks in on the scene and surveys the damage, then looks at both groups of Autobots*

"Both of you knock it off or I'll tear off your lugnutz and hang them up as trophies!!"

*All the Spartans lower their weapons...except Boltbrain. -Maximus Prime- looks at the green mech*
"Stow 'em, Boltbrain..."
"Oh, yeah...err...yeah..." *Boltbrain follows suit*

Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:15 pm

WARSMAN puts the sting on the bartender and disassembles. nikels the cat maxim stryker becomes the new bartender.no trace of the old bartenderis left.

News Credits: 7 · Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:17 pm

Uh-oh...dev's not gonna like that :-s

Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:22 pm

firebolt says to dragonslayer "sorry, u rimind me of the one who destroyed planet maxim, my home. i can't control the dragon mode because the only thing controling me in that mode is my anger." oreo walks over and rubs his head on firebolts leg.

Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:27 pm

nightwrath says "if u lay a hand on my elder brother firebolt one more time i'll rip out ur spark, or i can bring u to Sigma Trion if that's what u want, either way we take crap from no sentient being!"

Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:52 pm

enyone who thought what the powerlinking was like to make warsman, think power rangers megazord. (and the original power rangers theme song).

News Credits: 8 · Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:56 pm

Flashwave gets up. walks calmly over to Firebolt, and pins him to a wall. Before the dragon can so much as ruffle, he;s been molecularly bonded to the wall, with all trace of firepower capabilities gone. Only his vocal processor works.
WARSMANS component parts lose cohesion, and fall to ground.

"No harm, I let you go. Or you become a fixture, your choice. but NOBODY assults the bartender."

A strange beam of light races through the roof, and zaps the old bartender into existance.

"And don't mess with molecular balances. The rest of you, stow the guns before I have to build more wall fixtures. Though we do need a new coatrack." he says dryly and goes back to his drink.

Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:52 pm

*DP walks in with the Heralds.*

*Mkall takes out his ban-hammer, Grimsqueaker takes out a giant paintbrush, Supercollider aims his cannon.*

If you wanna mess around in the Bar&Grill, prepare to be exterminated.

Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:10 pm

nightwrath cobines with what is left of the strykers to form megawrath and says "no one messes with are leader and lives" and blasts flashwave with their hearts content. flashwave falls to the ground damaged beond repair.