The Energon Pub

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:56 pm

Heavy Assault Vehicle

Rocket Platform
(Common)

by **Tammuz** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:59 pm

that works, still prefer the other one, but that works just as good.

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:17 pm

Yeah, the other is better, but still, that one has better xp costs.

by **Tammuz** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:22 pm

wrong thread.

ballocks.

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:28 pm

How do you so often post things in the wrogn threads?

by **Tammuz** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:37 pm

alcohol.

lots and lots of alcohol

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:05 pm

Last time I posted drunk I managed to sound clear of mind enough to spark an argument that lasted over 24 hours on here!

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:14 pm

pRedimus wrote:Last time I posted drunk I managed to sound clear of mind enough to spark an argument that lasted over 24 hours on here!

I called that more of a heated debate then a arguement. Not enough flaming and cursing. Need more of that though, since the forums here are so boring and there's nothing to do between missions/arena matches. Are we just not allowed to BS anymore or are people still afraid after the fall out from long ago.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:25 pm

Absolute Zero wrote:Not enough flaming and cursing. Need more of that though

You sir, are a loggerheaded rough-hewn pigeon-egg! Except on Sunday's when you are in fact a ancient dribble of ugly pig slop!
Random insult generators are fun!

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:43 pm

Burn wrote:
Absolute Zero wrote:Not enough flaming and cursing. Need more of that though

You sir, are a loggerheaded rough-hewn pigeon-egg! Except on Sunday's when you are in fact a ancient dribble of ugly pig slop!
Random insult generators are fun!

It's better then being a clean smelling suckity Aussie who's behind me in the rankings.

No need for random insult generators, making stuff up works quite well

by **Tammuz** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:06 pm

Absolute Zero wrote:
Burn wrote:
Absolute Zero wrote:Not enough flaming and cursing. Need more of that though

You sir, are a loggerheaded rough-hewn pigeon-egg! Except on Sunday's when you are in fact a ancient dribble of ugly pig slop!
Random insult generators are fun!

It's better then being a clean smelling suckity Aussie who's behind me in the rankings.
No need for random insult generators, making stuff up works quite well

Suckity's not even a word!

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:18 pm

And i've never cared about rankings!
And if that's the best you've got, I suggest using a random insult generator!

by **Tammuz** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:24 pm

*googles insult generators*

What a putrid putrid waste of a penis you are, you ridiculous little mascara face-painted Jerk-In-The-Box. You couldn't get a date if you bought them dried in a tin, you under-medicated, rump-ruptured chronic self-abuser. You're the kind of greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid. Average looking, my ass. You're uglier than the south-facing end of north-bound mule with a ruptured ulcerated fly-covered rump. All left-wingers are chronic alcoholics who molest small animals, masturbate behind bushes, and wear fish-net tights while singing Elton John songs. You four-eyed, cerebrally-deluded, Einstein-impersonating, pseudo-intellectual nerdturd with a head full of misfiring synapses. Tall people are crap in bed. I bet the highway patrol make you wear a sign on your fat ass that reads, 'Caution: Wide Load!' Professional what? Are you a professional simpleton, or simply a well meaning amateur? I love that suit you're wearing. You never throw anything away, do you? Try this maneuver: Take 50-60 paces backwards. Take several deep breaths. Sprint forward at full speed. Do a triple summersault through the air, and disappear up your own asshole.

i think i found one!

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:47 pm

Tammuz wrote:
Absolute Zero wrote:It's better then being a clean smelling suckity Aussie who's behind me in the rankings.
No need for random insult generators, making stuff up works quite well

Suckity's not even a word!

And a drunken brit is a stereotype!

Burn wrote:And i've never cared about rankings!
And if that's the best you've got, I suggest using a random insult generator!

I could come up with better, but what else could be said about Austraila but Crocadile Dundee and Crocadile Hunter? That's almost as bad as Canada!

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:48 pm

A random insult generator created by PrimeUNDERSCOREReissue?

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:51 pm

Tammuz wrote:*googles insult generators*

What a putrid putrid waste of a penis you are, you ridiculous little mascara face-painted Jerk-In-The-Box. You couldn't get a date if you bought them dried in a tin, you under-medicated, rump-ruptured chronic self-abuser. You're the kind of greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid. Average looking, my ass. You're uglier than the south-facing end of north-bound mule with a ruptured ulcerated fly-covered rump. All left-wingers are chronic alcoholics who molest small animals, masturbate behind bushes, and wear fish-net tights while singing Elton John songs. You four-eyed, cerebrally-deluded, Einstein-impersonating, pseudo-intellectual nerdturd with a head full of misfiring synapses. Tall people are crap in bed. I bet the highway patrol make you wear a sign on your fat ass that reads, 'Caution: Wide Load!' Professional what? Are you a professional simpleton, or simply a well meaning amateur? I love that suit you're wearing. You never throw anything away, do you? Try this maneuver: Take 50-60 paces backwards. Take several deep breaths. Sprint forward at full speed. Do a triple summersault through the air, and disappear up your own asshole.

i think i found one!

That's just hurtful! :sad:

I do not sing Elton John songs...

The first part makes me think of the "I must be Emo" song.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:53 pm

Absolute Zero wrote:I could come up with better, but what else could be said about Austraila but Crocadile Dundee and Crocadile Hunter? That's almost as bad as Canada!

If you're that bloody bored you flamin' drongo! Then why don't you go take a squiz through Google and learn some of the local lingo! Strewth mate! Does your sheila think for you too?

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:00 pm

Burn wrote:
Absolute Zero wrote:I could come up with better, but what else could be said about Austraila but Crocadile Dundee and Crocadile Hunter? That's almost as bad as Canada!

If you're that bloody bored you flamin' drongo! Then why don't you go take a squiz through Google and learn some of the local lingo! Strewth mate! Does your sheila think for you too?

I learned everything I know about Australia from the croc hunter, and that super sexy Lauren Jackson who plays for the Storm. ^_^

Aussie Men = Crazy potential beastiality people
Aussie Girls = Smokin hot. And tall.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:59 pm

Absolute Zero wrote:Aussie Men = Crazy potential beastiality people

That's New Zealanders, and they have a tendency to fulfil that potential.

After all, there's a lot of sheep over there ...

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:25 pm

Burn wrote:
Absolute Zero wrote:Aussie Men = Crazy potential beastiality people

That's New Zealanders, and they have a tendency to fulfil that potential.

After all, there's a lot of sheep over there ...

So New Zealand is like my high school? Where the Men are Men, the Women are too, and the Sheep are scared? I could have sworn that was Australia... The land where god dropped a deuce in the middle and everyone thinks it's this great landmark.

Couldn't find a good insult generator on Google...

by **xxxpathogenz** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 12:04 am

Absolute Zero wrote:
Burn wrote:
Absolute Zero wrote:Aussie Men = Crazy potential beastiality people

That's New Zealanders, and they have a tendency to fulfil that potential.

After all, there's a lot of sheep over there ...

So New Zealand is like my high school? Where the Men are Men, the Women are too, and the Sheep are scared? I could have sworn that was Australia... The land where god dropped a deuce in the middle and everyone thinks it's this great landmark.

Couldn't find a good insult generator on Google...

Kiwis vs. Aussies...

This reminds me of the "Drive By" episode of Flight of the Concords. :lol:

Good stuff :lol:

News Credits: 3 · by **Dread_Wing** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 12:57 am

InsecticonSlave wrote:
That's New Zealanders, and they have a tendency to fulfil that potential.

After all, there's a lot of sheep over there ...

So New Zealand is like my high school? Where the Men are Men, the Women are too, and the Sheep are scared? I could have sworn that was Australia... The land where god dropped a deuce in the middle and everyone thinks it's this great landmark.

Kiwis vs. Aussies...

This reminds me of the "Drive By" episode of Flight of the Concords. Good stuff

In my 27 years in New Zealand, I have only encountered two episodes of 'scared animals', a former flatmate whose pet dog had been raped, and a digger driver at work who was put in prison for goat 'abuse'.... No Sheep, sorry.

by **xxxpathogenz** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:01 am

Dread_Wing wrote:
InsecticonSlave wrote:
That's New Zealanders, and they have a tendency to fulfil that potential.

After all, there's a lot of sheep over there ...

So New Zealand is like my high school? Where the Men are Men, the Women are too, and the Sheep are scared? I could have sworn that was Australia... The land where god dropped a deuce in the middle and everyone thinks it's this great landmark.

Kiwis vs. Aussies...

This reminds me of the "Drive By" episode of Flight of the Concords. Good stuff

In my 27 years in New Zealand, I have only encountered two episodes of 'scared animals', a former flatmate whose pet dog had been raped, and a digger driver at work who was put in prison for goat 'abuse'.... No Sheep, sorry.

In North America, all sheep jokes generally made towards Scots...

by **neliz** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:04 am

pRedimus wrote:How do you so often post things in the wrogn threads?

how come your location says planing instead of planning?

Art thou on a boat perhaps?

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:12 am

neliz wrote:
pRedimus wrote:How do you so often post things in the wrogn threads?

how come your location says planing instead of planning?

Art thou on a boat perhaps?

If by boat you mean bottle and if by on you mean booze, then yes. That is where he is.