The Energon Pub

That dunce cap makes Sideswipe look a little like... something else...

Um, anyway, Bee's back up, yay!

Just watch. This'll be priceless.
She won't be happy, dude. Can't believe you talked me into this...
UGH!


BUMBLEBEE!!!
I'm out! Good luck!
What- Oh, come on, Prime!


Why is my precious black hoodie purple?
Um... uh...


Oh, what's that, a screwdriver? Oh, no, I'm screwed. ...Literally, apparently.


Um, okay... a baton?


Okay! Okay, it's a magnet! I'm sorry, alright! Please don't put on the hat!!!


...You put on the hat.

Later...

Do you think BG might be a Starscream fangirl?
Starscream?!


That's about as likely as Decepticon symbols falling from the sky!


Whoa!
Oof!


Coincidence? And maybe you should've said "money".
They didn't fall from the sky, they fell from the dresser... *sigh*
*koff* Does anyone care?

Also, my cousin came over here today and brought his Ratchet.

You know, we really could've used you a few days ago.
Mph.


I mean, you're clearly a lot more able than I am, seeing as you're not a brick and all...
Whatever.


Hey, Tiny, which way's the fridge?
Uh... th-that way...


Good. Get me something, will ya?
Whaaaaaa!

I can't be the only one who thinks that Ratchet toy has a grumpy face.

I've got that Ratchet and yeah, his face looks a little grumpy. But thats what I like abt Ratchet.

I can honestly say I am entertained by these little skits.

Gwumpy Ratchet. Yos.

WreckerJack wrote:I've got that Ratchet and yeah, his face looks a little grumpy. But thats what I like abt Ratchet.

I can honestly say I am entertained by these little skits.

Thanks! Glad you're enjoying it.

SillySpringer wrote:Gwumpy Ratchet. Yos.

Something about this made me laugh so hard I woke my little brother up.


What are they doing? Are-are they gonna sneeze?
No, Click-Clack...


...Just the monthly Dabbing Contest.


For them it's a test to see if they can dab for the entire day, but for bricks like us who can't dab...


For us, it's a day off.

How the Dabbing Contest originated (true story*):

I had brought Optimus and my brother's Blades to church to show the younger TF fans there.


One of the boys ended up crashing Blades into Prime.


Prime landed flat on the ground...


...And thus the "Dabimus" was born.
*Recreation, not actual footage.
Guest-starring my brother's one-step jet Blades (or as we call him, "Decepticon Blades") and my friend Issac's (gloved) hand.

Also, another friend of mine dared me to post a picture of her derpy "Ninja Turtle" on my next post.

Challenge accepted.

As a grown up I think dabbing looks like people covering a sneeze.

*Gwumpy Ratchet voice* Dab when you sneeze, to prevent the spread of disease!

Nice of you to include your friend's artwork. Hello Bee's Girlfriend's friend, I like your work.

WreckerJack wrote:As a grown up I think dabbing looks like people covering a sneeze.

That's because it does. I'll never understand it.

Leaning Tower of Beesa.



...Until the bottom one sneezed.


Why do you carry Click-Clack around with you everywhere?
Why don't you carry one everywhere?





15 Minutes Later...

Hey, Optimus! I found one, too!


AH! Giant Revvit!


You know, even when you're on that thing, I'm still taller than you.
MPH!
Nom nom...

Apparently, little Drift was brave &/or crazy enough to see what was on the shelf above my Transformers.


So, my Bots became dragon riders...


...And my dragons became Bot riders.

Took "Team BumbleBlades" with me today.

I was going to bring just Blades, but he refused to go alone.


ACK!
Hmm... (Well...)


Mine...


No, no, no, you're not messing him up again.
Bzzz, bwee-op... (Blades, this really isn't necessary...)

Back at home...



A little further...


Hello.


You ready for this?
Aw, yeah!


Ready, set...


Blast off!


Whoo-hoo-hoo!


Still going! Still going! Oh, he stopped- nope, still going!
*crash*
...Not going.

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:Took "Team BumbleBlades" with me today.

I was going to bring just Blades, but he refused to go alone.

"It's DANGerous to go alone, TAKE THIS!"

Don't look that up.

Please stop bringing politics and politicians into threads. Again. You. Still. Eesh.
Why is it always you.

Va'al wrote:Please stop bringing politics and politicians into threads. Again. You. Still. Eesh.
Why is it always you.

It was hilarious.

Sorry BG.

It's not politics. It's the next best meme.

Va'al wrote:Please stop bringing politics and politicians into threads. Again. You. Still. Eesh.
Why is it always you.

Maybe he's trying to get your attention. He wants more Va'aluable time.
Probably not the best way to get it, though...

But on a more serious note, I agree. The last site I allowed politics in was shut down within a week. I accept the apology, but please don't do it again.

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

Va'al wrote:Please stop bringing politics and politicians into threads. Again. You. Still. Eesh.
Why is it always you.

Maybe he's trying to get your attention. He wants more Va'aluable time.
Probably not the best way to get it, though...

But on a more serious note, I agree. The last site I allowed politics in was shut down within a week. I accept the apology, but please don't do it again.

It wasn't politics...

It was the next dank meme.

...Maybe I should've posted that via PM.

SillySpringer wrote:

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

Va'al wrote:Please stop bringing politics and politicians into threads. Again. You. Still. Eesh.
Why is it always you.

Maybe he's trying to get your attention. He wants more Va'aluable time.
Probably not the best way to get it, though...

But on a more serious note, I agree. The last site I allowed politics in was shut down within a week. I accept the apology, but please don't do it again.

It wasn't politics...

It was the next dank meme.

...Maybe I should've posted that via PM.

Please, do keep this up.

BG, please do a pic with me with the dunce cap on. I deserve it.

SillySpringer wrote:BG, please do a pic with me with the dunce cap on. I deserve it.

Uh, I don't have a picture of you to do that with...

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

SillySpringer wrote:BG, please do a pic with me with the dunce cap on. I deserve it.

Uh, I don't have a picture of you to do that with...

Lol, just edit it on my avatar or sumthing. You can Gimp.

SillySpringer wrote:

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

SillySpringer wrote:BG, please do a pic with me with the dunce cap on. I deserve it.

Uh, I don't have a picture of you to do that with...

Lol, just edit it on my avatar or sumthing. You can Gimp.

I tried... and failed.

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

SillySpringer wrote:

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

SillySpringer wrote:BG, please do a pic with me with the dunce cap on. I deserve it.

Uh, I don't have a picture of you to do that with...

Lol, just edit it on my avatar or sumthing. You can Gimp.

I tried... and failed.

Aww man! I was looking forward to my humiliation!

Dangit, I've been so busy I haven't posted pictures!

(Took these pictures yesterday, but let's say this took place today. )

Okay, birthday party's tomorrow, Place your bets. And, um, Sideswipe, you spilled a little.
Pass it here.


It's really easy to get an Optimus. I say you'll get one of us, BG. I bet five.


Oh, come on! Everyone knows how much she's obsessed with Bumblebees. Bet ten on that.


Ha! Yeah, right! She's got two of you already.


What she needs are fembots. Five premium.


*whistle* Quite a big one, Sideswipe. (Gross, you got the bowl wet..) I'll go the same as you... but with bigger pieces. BG's getting a Decepticon.
That's not fair! Be more specific.
Fine. RiD... Steeljaw, Soundwave or Airazor. Your go, BG.


One of each kind- no, two of each.
On what? Who are you hoping on?
Who? I'm just betting I'll get 3 or more.


And Tumbler?
No.


Oh, come on. What did you come for, then?


Alright, but just one.


One piece? Not very high hopes, eh? Who ya going for?
...A Rewind.
(Note: I spilled Optimus's drink 4 times in the making of this picture.)


Pffft. Yeah, right. Oh, um, waitress - refill?
Ugh... fine.

Also, I couldn't believe it when my local Walmart (which hardly ever has any good/interesting TFs) had this:

This is my new squee toy.
I won!
Not tomorrow yet, doesn't count.
Darn...

OOH nice!!! For how much?

SillySpringer wrote:OOH nice!!! For how much?

Barely under 15 bucks, like all the other warrior class toys around here. I find him very enjoyable and quite capable as a squee toy.

Busy day yesterday. But I can post pictures now!

Nothing! Absolutely nothing!
Yes, Prime, just like last minute when you said that.
Well, I'm sorry, I'm just shocked that there was absolutely no Transformers yesterday!


Aw, you're just upset you didn't win the bet. Would be nice to see some femmes, though...

And, while I didn't get any TFs, I got some things I am very interested in... and the toys, too.



Watcha doin'?
Drawing.
Can I try?
No.


Let... go!
What the- Blue!
Guys, careful! I filled that stylus with-
*POOF*


-glitter...
Ew...

-Later-

You two are a mess!
I blame it on the tiny- hey, watch the badge, it's a sticker.
What were you doing to get covered in glitter, anyway? Dressing up MLP?
...Fighting over a stylus.


Come again?
Mph!
Long story short, he tried to take a stylus filled with glitter out of my hand, and it exploded.


What now, BG? Do we have to clean this up?
No, I'll do that. I have a better idea...


Hmph. This is all your fault, you know.


Me?! If you had just let me-
Shush! No talking in the chain, not talking in the cap.

Although those two like my new phone, Soundwave is a little more interested in this beauty:


I have pictures from yesterday, too, I'll post them tomorrow.

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

SillySpringer wrote:OOH nice!!! For how much?

Barely under 15 bucks, like all the other warrior class toys around here. I find him very enjoyable and quite capable as a squee toy.

OOh awesome!

Soundwave looks awesome. Though, I'd rather get him for less than 25 bucks online. Will wait before adding to my Amazon wishlist (which is shared with my Mom).

That's kinda one I'd like to get while shopping out.

Also, Drift got the dunce cap and not me? TREACHERY!