The Energon Pub

[Rebirth Megatron]

"Any Preds need repairs?" Medicon calls out. "I got a pair of fresh donors here if you need parts." He looks at the prone bodies of Skyscythe and FlameStrike and shrugs as he pulls out his laser scalpel. "Why waste good parts huh?" The twisted Junkion tuned Decepticon doctor grabs one of them and begins to lower the scalpel's blade. A bad habit of his is that he tends to sing old sitcom intros to himself as he begins his grisly task. "Come and knock on our door, come and knock on our door. We've been waiting for you, We've been waiting for you..."

Meanwhile, at the west gate, Ground Zero was begining to calm down.


"AAAAHHHHHHH!!! WHY DO YOU AUTOBOTS INCREASE MY SUFFERING? I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!"


Honestly...that's calm.

[ashe5k]

Neo surveyed his troops after a fresh night of rest. "Alright you bums, it's time to fight back on their territory, not ours. Let the 'Cons have it!"

'Cons have been neutralized moving into teh west gate. Awaiting further instructions before proceeding.

Ya know, you keep pushing me like this and it ain't the 'Cons that'll be slagged. I'm a medic, not a warrior!

Took a beating getting in through the West Gate. Two of our buddies went into stasis lock fighting off the Preds, so I took out my frustrations on some 'Cons!

Ya know, I take Sentry duty for the peace and quiet in the wee hours. It's not often that I get to show off my skills. Silly Predacons.

Any time you wanna send in those reinforcements, we could use 'em EP, but we're holding our own for now.

[ashe5k]

QuBits reporting in. Our offensive isn't going quite as well as we'd hoped. Neo, Korona and Rocker are in the CR Chamber healing up. I do have to good reports coming in, well kind of.

We've got the 'Cons on the run! Eat twin powered plasma blaster! *sounds of skidding* Oh slag. Gonna need some help over here, but it looks like this one is ours!

I'd say my second test of my cloaking tech was more than successful. Not one hit and I took one of theirs out. Not too shabby if I do say so myself. Course it might help if the Preds would bring their A game.

More to come!

[ChocolateThunder]

Evolution Prime knew it was time to call in the darker side of the autobots... the AWC's lone group of mercenaries, The Cerebral Assassins. Although still reeling from their strange new reconfigurations they accomplished what has always been asked of them.

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=191051

[ashe5k]

Preds were advancing with a small force on our left flank. Consider them dealt withthree times over.

[Psychout]

The assault on Altagon was into its second day, and things were going according to plan.

Having been fired from his scouting duties for incompetence, Nemesis Wheelie had been sent to oversee the breach at the west wall, a job he took to incredibly well, and radioed back in to base

Lord Psychout, the advance on the west wall is nearing completion, Serenity and Ligerjack have been defeated by my own hand and the Autobots in the sector have been routed, we are proceeding onto stage 3; all glory to the Necronomitron!

He then radioed Metalocalypse for a status report on the southern maximal front;

Its brutally metal down in the pit dude, but these kill-stealing bitches keep swiping my glory! I still bagged the biggest loot though, Brutal!

[Ninjaburn]

Commander Ashe5k this is ReEntry from Team Metalstorm. We are currently attempting to shore up the defenses on Kaon.However they are pushing back hard. We will continue to reinforce your squads position however we can only hold out for so long!

[Psychout]

Hey Psych honey, Primal Fear and I have caught up with the Predacons who jumped Dr. Mal yesterday. Primal wasnt paying attention and ran over a bunch on them without even noticing and my team beat the crap out of the rest, but all these cute little Predacons are making my headmaster hungry... Do you have any idea how disgusting it is to have an hungry undead teenager drooling inside your skull?

Gross!!

[Sharpwing]

A badly injured Sharpwing gazes over the battlefield close to the northern secion of Altigon...

Man... that was *ugh* quite a fight

Heh, didn't figure you'd still be able to move. You look like hell.

Thanks. I was due for CR anyway and besides, it's just a scratch. Say, Sharpwing, you've really saved our afts today... what do you say about re-joining the AWC?

Nah, I need time. The Assaultbots need to find their own place again in this renewed conflict. Doesn't mean we're afraid to get out hands dirty though. You can give me a call anytime back-up is required.

That's good to know. Crap... this scratch is draining my strength, I'd better call EP to come and pick me up

Don't forget the other guys, they look even worse than you. Although you can leave them...

Sharpwing looks at the stasis-locked bodies of several Renegade Decepticon Dissidents.

They don't make 'em like they used to...

[Ouroboros]

Odinn: This is Odinn. This is a direct message to Asgard command from Altigon city, prep the sonic showers, I'm going to need to get cleaned up a bit.
Ve: Understood. What happened.
Odinn: Damn Bots were all over me, almost took me down and all. I'm sporting some nasty injuries, but at least the oil's not mine.
Ve: Heh, how many brother?
Odinn: Two. Get Some and WingGuard!
Ve: Erm, Odinn, two isn't really something to brag about.
Odinn: I know, but four is.
Ve: Four?! But then, the other two...
Odinn: Yeah...they were the one's that got away.

[Ninjaburn]

HAHAHA...PATHETIC AUTOBOTS!! Fear me, almighty STARSCREAM! *tap tap* Wha...IMPOSSI**Kla-BLAM**

Autobots, this is Optimus Prime. We must stop the Decepticons from taking Altigon, no matter the cost. I will coordinate with Evolution Prime, but we will hold our line!

Prime? How?

Questions will be answered in time old friend. For now, we HOLD THIS LINE.

Told you I brought back friends.

Bumblebee, Cliffjumper, Crosshairs, Chromedome, Kup, you report to Optimus Prime's position in Altigon.

ReEntry, Switchback, HardHat, Disc and PowderKeg, we will continue moving forward into Kaon once we receive reinforcements.
-NB OUT

[ashe5k]

Neo reporting in. Geting mixed results with our counter-assault on Kaon. Pleased to report those are NOT on MY end. Radicals, form up on me. We need to shoer up our incursion.

[Evolution Prime]

Evolution Prime back online. Here is an update in Altigon. The communications are back online. The spaceport is secure. The South Gate area is being repaired but still taking fire. The West Gate has been locked down again. Stronger security measures have been implemented due to the Decepticons breaking in. The East Gate is holding strong. The North Gate is constantly under attack.

Neo Convoy, give me an update on the strike against Kaon.

[Psychout]

n0000000000b!!!

[ashe5k]

Neo reporting on the situation at Kaon. Our inital assault fared quite well and we were able to break the outer defenses on the west side of Kaon. Since then we've met HEAVY resistance and are currently holding our own position and keeping the way out and your way in secure to our position. We've also secured an entrance into some access point under Kaon where we've set up a make shift base of operations.

Awaiting further orders.

[Evolution Prime]

Another attack by Swiftlock and Rumble on the North Gate wast turned away. I think we are finally breaking them. Optimus Magnum reports Dreadpawn's surprise attack found the Preds overwhelmed at the Aerial Communications Array.

[Jeep?]

Surveying the scene, Vokshod fired again at the struggling bodies before him, putting two of the Autobot's finesst out of their misery. As the smoke cleared, his expressionless face flickered in the dim light, and he was off.
"Na starovye, Autobot..."

[Evolution Prime]

I trust your judgement, Neo. I am putting you in charge of the assault on Kaon.

[Rebirth Megatron]

Ground Zero and the remaining Decepticons continued to fight off forces at the West Gate.

Optimus, so glad you could come to the show. Now Megatron will be doubily please when we present your head alongside Evo's on a silver platter. I'd do what Autobot's do best and run while you have the chance you old fart. You can't win.

Prime's here y'say Boss? Dang, here I was in the middle of *Ahem* searching this femme for weapons after taking her friend down but if HE'S here then I guess I got a job to do. PRIME, I'M BRINGING YOU IN FOR CRIMES AGAINST THE EMPIRE!!!

[Ninjaburn]

Alright, now that's how we should be working together! Let's keep this up!

Meanwhile...

Evolution, this is not normal for the Decepticons to be working with anyone, especially the Predicons. I am worried there is something else amiss here; something else they are after...
Optimus OUT.

[Malicron]

*static*... walls... tacking... repeat, the... breached ... soysauce... like chicken!

We lost the signal after that my lord, we belive the Autobot forces are blocking our comm channels.

Did he say "soysauce"?

He's fighting fleshies. There's some good meat on most Maximals, or so Gourmet's told me. Never had the stomach for organic mater myself. What was that about...

Sir! Reports from arial reckon! Kaons walls have been breeched!

Damn that megalomaniacal midget! "Move to the offensive" he said, "Kaon is secure" he said...

The fact he transmitted that from his hot tub might have told us something, sir.

Slag it all. Tribunal, contact Psychout, tell him we're heading to Kaon.

[Evolution Prime]

Optimus, that is my concern, also. I will send scouts around the area. Plus I will step up security at the Energon Power Plant. Quantum Surge, I want you to head up security at the plant. Sonicshock, now that Neo Convoy and Ninjaburn are at Kaon, I need you to scout for anything unusual around the area. Something may be going on.

Will do, Evolution

I will let Neo Convoy know of my orders. Ultimatum remains at the gates of Kaon

[Malicron]

Malicron, this is Shreder. We've been able to drive the Autobots out of the main plaza sir, including the AWCers Celenium and Boltbrain.

Excelent work Shreder! Bring the AWCers in for questioning.

Umm, which pieces, sir?

*facepalm* Never mind. Clean up the bodies and move to the main gates. Our main offensive starts in half a cycle. Malicron out.

[Malicron]

Later...

Lord Malicron, sir, the main gate is secure. I repeat, the gates of Kaon are in Decepticon hands. Furthermore, Optimus Prime has fallen. With their leader dead and their spirits broken Altigon should fall within the day.

Perfect. Save Prime's head, I'm sure our leaders will want it later. As soon as I'm done cleaning up here we head back to Altigon.
Malicron, out.

[Tammuz]

Six autobots stoof against Geistwing's squad, not that he really understood the concept of a squad, or autobots for that matter, somewhere deep in his psyche he was compelled to kill them.

Geistwing moved through the enemy troops like a demon, phasing in and out of reality at will. the battle went on around him, his squad fell one by one, he didn't care, he was oblivious to the idea of other mechanisms, they where just more things to him.

eventually the carnage ended, Gesitwing, the sole survivor of the melee, all the rest were inactive. even that thing the little thing said the other little thing wanted to not to be. it was all abit much for Geistwing, so he just walked on