The Energon Pub

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 1:34 pm

We've all done it; wasted hours waiting for the bots to appear, for a mission where you're not horrifically outnumbered, or for a certain over-excitable dude to appear in missions so you can shoot his weird Creature thing in the face.
(Or maybe you're just bored and want to troll Naval Strike?)

If this describes you, maybe join us in here?

Here we can shoot the ****, talk bollocks to and at each other and answer those age old HMW questions that get tossed about every day, like;

Where does Turbo get these awful jokes?
Just why are Seekers so rubbish? (I mean, do we really need this many? :lol:

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Will _Anshin_ ever post again?
Where the bloody hell is Eeep when you need him?
Does anyone ever actually bother to read other teams bio's?
Is Burn unhinged, angry or just really Australian?
...and the age old classic; 'why does Naval Strike hate lightsabers so much when his sharkticon sucks because its not even a real sharkticon anyway you peasant-loving weirdo and idk this isn't even a question anymore.'

I think I've pretty much triggered every now. Also love that 'sh*t' has been censored, but not 'bollocks'. Yank forums are hilarious.

Just remember: were all players of the same game together. Just because the purple badge is better (obvs!), doesn't mean the purple players are better. After all, we do have Red on our team...

by **turbomagnus** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 1:49 pm

You mean this purple badge? - :SG-BOTS:

Actually, I do like to read other teams' bios, though I'll admit that some of mine probably need reworking. There's a few that are starting to show their age. Especially since I've further fleshed out my team and team members' backstories with my 'Dramatis Personae' stories over the years...

As for my jokes, you think they're awful? You should hear some of the ones in my 'collection' that I don't tell...

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:04 pm

turbomagnus wrote:As for my jokes, you think they're awful? You should hear some of the ones in my 'collection' that I don't tell...

I'd rather not, although they cant be as bad as the cheese pun thread from the other week. That was brilliantly awful.

by **Wingz** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:13 pm

turbomagnus wrote:As for my jokes, you think they're awful? You should hear some of the ones in my 'collection' that I don't tell...

.....I'm listening :POPCORN:

Bios...I am the queen on unoriginality! :lol:

Waiting until they're higher in level before I change things up. For now, my horde of canon fodder characters works just fine for me :MAXIMAL:

Love to read other bios, though!

Psychout wrote:
turbomagnus wrote:As for my jokes, you think they're awful? You should hear some of the ones in my 'collection' that I don't tell...
I'd rather not, although they cant be as bad as the cheese pun thread from the other week. That was brilliantly awful.

Ricotta remember how fun it was, though

Also, I miss EP :cry:

Where has that beautiful SoB been?

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:16 pm

Your team is the main cast of Chompy's bio, so unoriginal works sometimes.

edit: this mission log looks like Naval Strike's shuttle is dropping your rabbit into my toaster.

by **Wingz** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:20 pm

Psychout wrote:Your team is the main cast of Chompy's bio, so unoriginal works sometimes.

I see you still haven't changed Mach Kick's gender to male :lol:

tsk tsk! Love that bio, though :BOWDOWN:

Every time I think, "Huh...I could have made something like Gel Sharkticon" or "I could have practiced originality with that", I see how much fun you have with the little guy and have 0 regrets

Really happy you're enjoying him so much! He has a good home :cry:

EDIT: Yep

Didn't even notice that! Also thank you, Turbo. You're a true shield friend

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:27 pm

Just realised I totally missed a trick and should have put 'lightsabers' instead of swords in the title. NS would have loved that.

I blame The Potentate, the thread name was his suggestion. Or was it Wrath? I've drunk since then.

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 3:29 pm

and this one looks like a toaster just **** all over a Dragon :lol:

by **Bun-Bun** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 3:31 pm

You know titles are editable right?

by **Bun-Bun** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 3:36 pm

Psychout wrote:and this one looks like a toaster just **** all over a Dragon

Nah. He always looks that way. :lol:

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 3:42 pm

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by **Bun-Bun** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 3:50 pm

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by **turbomagnus** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 3:59 pm

Oo! Oo! And while we're seeing things in the scores, this one looks like a bat and a jet bombing a tank for driving over a poor defenceless bunny...

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 4:06 pm

Bun-Bun wrote:
Psychout wrote:↑
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News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 4:11 pm

turbomagnus wrote:Oo! Oo! And while we're seeing things in the scores, this one looks like a bat and a jet bombing a tank for driving over a poor defenceless bunny...

I just saw a rabbit riding a Begatti Lunatyk.

by **turbomagnus** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 4:18 pm

Psychout wrote:
turbomagnus wrote:Oo! Oo! And while we're seeing things in the scores, this one looks like a bat and a jet bombing a tank for driving over a poor defenceless bunny...
I just saw a rabbit riding a Begatti Lunatyk.

Obviously the tank was just jealous because it couldn't ride a motorcycle.

by **Bun-Bun** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 6:04 pm

*dons sunglasses, a fake mustache, trenchcoat & a fedora*

by **Naval Strike** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 6:07 pm

Ahh this place is now fun no guns and Psychout told me im not allowed to swear :-P

by **The Potentate** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 6:08 pm

Psychout wrote:Just realised I totally missed a trick and should have put 'lightsabers' instead of swords in the title. NS would have loved that.

I blame The Potentate, the thread name was his suggestion. Or was it Wrath? I've drunk since then.

Must have been Wrath. I suggested "Lawyers guns and money."

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 6:14 pm

I renamed the thread just for NS!

by **Naval Strike** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 6:15 pm

Psychout wrote:I renamed the thread just for NS!

Boooooooo!! Seekers rule!!

by **S.o.L.** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 6:46 pm

In this episode of This Old Base, we ask 5 Decepticons to demonstrate how to add extra space to the rec room by removing an existing wall.
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=491285

by **Naval Strike** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 6:50 pm

Servant of Light wrote:In this episode of This Old Base, we ask 5 Decepticons to demonstrate how to add extra space to the rec room by removing an existing wall.
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=491285
renovation.jpg

by **turbomagnus** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 6:53 pm

Servant of Light wrote:In this episode of This Old Base, we ask 5 Decepticons to demonstrate how to add extra space to the rec room by removing an existing wall.
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=491285
renovation.jpg

"Mr. Gorbachev, if you want peace, if you want prosperity for the Soviet Union... Mr. Gorbachev, come to this place! Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"

Strange thing, I typed that from memory...