The Energon Pub

[Big_yellow_glasses]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"]I try to be about seven steps away from the center of attention here.

Yeah, I-

Where'd you go?

Behind you.

Oh.

... *slaps randy with a fish for no reason*

Ow! Poor fishy!

Lunch!

-steals the fish and grills it with his mech's blaster-

I approve of that move.

Anyone want ash?

That's yours, honey.

Especially since your mech's blaster turned it bright glowing purple.[/quote] Well I'm more of a BBQ guy, so lets feed it to a Randy and see waht happens...

[UFO]

[quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]I try to be about seven steps away from the center of attention here.

Yeah, I-

Where'd you go?

Behind you.

Oh.

... *slaps randy with a fish for no reason*

Ow! Poor fishy!

Lunch!

-steals the fish and grills it with his mech's blaster-

I approve of that move.

Anyone want ash?

That's yours, honey.

Especially since your mech's blaster turned it bright glowing purple.[/quote] Well I'm more of a BBQ guy, so lets feed it to a Randy and see waht happens...[/quote]
*Randy Explodes...Again*
yawn

[Big_yellow_glasses]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]I try to be about seven steps away from the center of attention here.

Yeah, I-

Where'd you go?

Behind you.

Oh.

... *slaps randy with a fish for no reason*

Ow! Poor fishy!

Lunch!

-steals the fish and grills it with his mech's blaster-

I approve of that move.

Anyone want ash?

That's yours, honey.

Especially since your mech's blaster turned it bright glowing purple.[/quote] Well I'm more of a BBQ guy, so lets feed it to a Randy and see waht happens...[/quote]
*Randy Explodes...Again*
yawn[/quote]

Well that was anticlimatic....

I was hoping for a mutation

[UFO]

*Randy Explodes...Again*
Yawn.

Well that was anticlimatic....

I was hoping for a mutation

Eh.

[Tweezy]

*Randy Explodes...Again*
Yawn.

Well that was anticlimatic....

I was hoping for a mutation

Eh.

We should find an imaginary friend for him!

[The Happy Locust]

*Randy Explodes...Again*
Yawn.

Well that was anticlimatic....

I was hoping for a mutation

Eh.

We should find an imaginary friend for him!

*A ghostly Locust materializes in the room.*

I'm not quite imaginary but I'm the next best thing. Oh, and for the record, when you're posing as a flaming clown, a bath is not a smart idea.

[Tweezy]

*Randy Explodes...Again*
Yawn.

Well that was anticlimatic....

I was hoping for a mutation

Eh.

We should find an imaginary friend for him!

*A ghostly Locust materializes in the room.*

I'm not quite imaginary but I'm the next best thing. Oh, and for the record, when you're posing as a flaming clown, a bath is not a smart idea.

Quite right you are!

[Psycho Warrior]

*Randy Explodes...Again*
Yawn.

Well that was anticlimatic....

I was hoping for a mutation

Eh.

We should find an imaginary friend for him!

*A ghostly Locust materializes in the room.*

I'm not quite imaginary but I'm the next best thing. Oh, and for the record, when you're posing as a flaming clown, a bath is not a smart idea.

Quite right you are!

Now into the hot tub everyone.

[The Happy Locust]

*Randy Explodes...Again*
Yawn.

Well that was anticlimatic....

I was hoping for a mutation

Eh.

We should find an imaginary friend for him!

*A ghostly Locust materializes in the room.*

I'm not quite imaginary but I'm the next best thing. Oh, and for the record, when you're posing as a flaming clown, a bath is not a smart idea.

Quite right you are!

Now into the hot tub everyone.

Just remember to scoop my corpse out first.

[Rodimus_Lantern]

*Randy Explodes...Again*
Yawn.

Well that was anticlimatic....

I was hoping for a mutation

Eh.

We should find an imaginary friend for him!

*A ghostly Locust materializes in the room.*

I'm not quite imaginary but I'm the next best thing. Oh, and for the record, when you're posing as a flaming clown, a bath is not a smart idea.

Quite right you are!

Now into the hot tub everyone.

Oh Yeah?
*Throws Plasma Grenade at PW.*
Take that Red Team Scum!!!!
Thou shalt not beat me in Slayer again!!

[Psycho Warrior]

*Randy Explodes...Again*
Yawn.

Well that was anticlimatic....

I was hoping for a mutation

Eh.

We should find an imaginary friend for him!

*A ghostly Locust materializes in the room.*

I'm not quite imaginary but I'm the next best thing. Oh, and for the record, when you're posing as a flaming clown, a bath is not a smart idea.

Quite right you are!

Now into the hot tub everyone.

Oh Yeah?
*Throws Plasma Grenade at PW.*
Take that Red Team Scum!!!!
Thou shalt not beat me in Slayer again!!

I haven't played halo in weeks dude.
Simmons: Hey PW... you got something on your head.
like a spider? GET IT OFF! *BAM*

[The Happy Locust]

*Randy Explodes...Again*
Yawn.

Well that was anticlimatic....

I was hoping for a mutation

Eh.

We should find an imaginary friend for him!

*A ghostly Locust materializes in the room.*

I'm not quite imaginary but I'm the next best thing. Oh, and for the record, when you're posing as a flaming clown, a bath is not a smart idea.

Quite right you are!

Now into the hot tub everyone.

Oh Yeah?
*Throws Plasma Grenade at PW.*
Take that Red Team Scum!!!!
Thou shalt not beat me in Slayer again!!

I haven't played halo in weeks dude.
Simmons: Hey PW... you got something on your head.
like a spider? GET IT OFF! *BAM*

I prefer Unreal Tournament to Halo. Hey randy, wanna play bombing run?

[Tweezy]

*Randy Explodes...Again*
Yawn.

Well that was anticlimatic....

I was hoping for a mutation

Eh.

We should find an imaginary friend for him!

*A ghostly Locust materializes in the room.*

I'm not quite imaginary but I'm the next best thing. Oh, and for the record, when you're posing as a flaming clown, a bath is not a smart idea.

Quite right you are!

Now into the hot tub everyone.

Oh Yeah?
*Throws Plasma Grenade at PW.*
Take that Red Team Scum!!!!
Thou shalt not beat me in Slayer again!!

I haven't played halo in weeks dude.
Simmons: Hey PW... you got something on your head.
like a spider? GET IT OFF! *BAM*

I prefer Unreal Tournament to Halo. Hey randy, wanna play bombing run?

Don't forget your Flak cannon!

[Rodimus_Lantern]

[quote="Sonic"]
*Randy Explodes...Again*
Yawn.

Well that was anticlimatic....

I was hoping for a mutation

Eh.

We should find an imaginary friend for him!

*A ghostly Locust materializes in the room.*

I'm not quite imaginary but I'm the next best thing. Oh, and for the record, when you're posing as a flaming clown, a bath is not a smart idea.

Quite right you are!

Now into the hot tub everyone.

Oh Yeah?
*Throws Plasma Grenade at PW.*
Take that Red Team Scum!!!!
Thou shalt not beat me in Slayer again!!

I haven't played halo in weeks dude.
Simmons: Hey PW... you got something on your head.
like a spider? GET IT OFF! *BAM*

I prefer Unreal Tournament to Halo. Hey randy, wanna play bombing run?

Don't forget your Flak cannon![/quote]

I Propose a battle. Locust and Tweezy using the gear and weapons from Unreal Tourney Vs. Halo and Myself using Halo Weapons and Equipment.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Big_yellow_glasses"][quote="Sonic"]
*Randy Explodes...Again*
Yawn.

Well that was anticlimatic....

I was hoping for a mutation

Eh.

We should find an imaginary friend for him!

*A ghostly Locust materializes in the room.*

I'm not quite imaginary but I'm the next best thing. Oh, and for the record, when you're posing as a flaming clown, a bath is not a smart idea.

Quite right you are!

Now into the hot tub everyone.

Oh Yeah?
*Throws Plasma Grenade at PW.*
Take that Red Team Scum!!!!
Thou shalt not beat me in Slayer again!!

I haven't played halo in weeks dude.
Simmons: Hey PW... you got something on your head.
like a spider? GET IT OFF! *BAM*

I prefer Unreal Tournament to Halo. Hey randy, wanna play bombing run?

Don't forget your Flak cannon![/quote]

I Propose a battle. Locust and Tweezy using the gear and weapons from Unreal Tourney Vs. Halo and Myself using Halo Weapons and Equipment.[/quote]

One word for you: REDEEMER!:twisted:

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Sonic"][quote="Big_yellow_glasses"][quote="Sonic"]
*Randy Explodes...Again*
Yawn.

Well that was anticlimatic....

I was hoping for a mutation

Eh.

We should find an imaginary friend for him!

*A ghostly Locust materializes in the room.*

I'm not quite imaginary but I'm the next best thing. Oh, and for the record, when you're posing as a flaming clown, a bath is not a smart idea.

Quite right you are!

Now into the hot tub everyone.

Oh Yeah?
*Throws Plasma Grenade at PW.*
Take that Red Team Scum!!!!
Thou shalt not beat me in Slayer again!!

I haven't played halo in weeks dude.
Simmons: Hey PW... you got something on your head.
like a spider? GET IT OFF! *BAM*

I prefer Unreal Tournament to Halo. Hey randy, wanna play bombing run?

Don't forget your Flak cannon![/quote]

I Propose a battle. Locust and Tweezy using the gear and weapons from Unreal Tourney Vs. Halo and Myself using Halo Weapons and Equipment.[/quote]

One word for you: REDEEMER!:twisted:[/quote]
I'll referee. Which means I'll watch halo kick the crap out of both of you.

[Tweezy]

[quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Big_yellow_glasses"][quote="Sonic"]
*Randy Explodes...Again*
Yawn.

Well that was anticlimatic....

I was hoping for a mutation

Eh.

We should find an imaginary friend for him!

*A ghostly Locust materializes in the room.*

I'm not quite imaginary but I'm the next best thing. Oh, and for the record, when you're posing as a flaming clown, a bath is not a smart idea.

Quite right you are!

Now into the hot tub everyone.

Oh Yeah?
*Throws Plasma Grenade at PW.*
Take that Red Team Scum!!!!
Thou shalt not beat me in Slayer again!!

I haven't played halo in weeks dude.
Simmons: Hey PW... you got something on your head.
like a spider? GET IT OFF! *BAM*

I prefer Unreal Tournament to Halo. Hey randy, wanna play bombing run?

Don't forget your Flak cannon![/quote]

I Propose a battle. Locust and Tweezy using the gear and weapons from Unreal Tourney Vs. Halo and Myself using Halo Weapons and Equipment.[/quote]

One word for you: REDEEMER!:twisted:[/quote]
I'll referee. Which means I'll watch halo kick the crap out of both of you.[/quote]
You'd have to be a complete fool to go up against Halo...
wait a minute... Complete fool? That sounds like me!
CHAAAARRRRGE!!! *Hits the ground dieing instead of running*

[Halo]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Big_yellow_glasses"][quote="Sonic"]
*Randy Explodes...Again*
Yawn.

Well that was anticlimatic....

I was hoping for a mutation

Eh.

We should find an imaginary friend for him!

*A ghostly Locust materializes in the room.*

I'm not quite imaginary but I'm the next best thing. Oh, and for the record, when you're posing as a flaming clown, a bath is not a smart idea.

Quite right you are!

Now into the hot tub everyone.

Oh Yeah?
*Throws Plasma Grenade at PW.*
Take that Red Team Scum!!!!
Thou shalt not beat me in Slayer again!!

I haven't played halo in weeks dude.
Simmons: Hey PW... you got something on your head.
like a spider? GET IT OFF! *BAM*

I prefer Unreal Tournament to Halo. Hey randy, wanna play bombing run?

Don't forget your Flak cannon![/quote]

I Propose a battle. Locust and Tweezy using the gear and weapons from Unreal Tourney Vs. Halo and Myself using Halo Weapons and Equipment.[/quote]

One word for you: REDEEMER!:twisted:[/quote]
I'll referee. Which means I'll watch halo kick the crap out of both of you.[/quote]
You'd have to be a complete fool to go up against Halo...
wait a minute... Complete fool? That sounds like me!
CHAAAARRRRGE!!! *Hits the ground dieing instead of running*[/quote]
You're all silly.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Big_yellow_glasses"][quote="Sonic"]
*Randy Explodes...Again*
Yawn.

Well that was anticlimatic....

I was hoping for a mutation

Eh.

We should find an imaginary friend for him!

*A ghostly Locust materializes in the room.*

I'm not quite imaginary but I'm the next best thing. Oh, and for the record, when you're posing as a flaming clown, a bath is not a smart idea.

Quite right you are!

Now into the hot tub everyone.

Oh Yeah?
*Throws Plasma Grenade at PW.*
Take that Red Team Scum!!!!
Thou shalt not beat me in Slayer again!!

I haven't played halo in weeks dude.
Simmons: Hey PW... you got something on your head.
like a spider? GET IT OFF! *BAM*

I prefer Unreal Tournament to Halo. Hey randy, wanna play bombing run?

Don't forget your Flak cannon![/quote]

I Propose a battle. Locust and Tweezy using the gear and weapons from Unreal Tourney Vs. Halo and Myself using Halo Weapons and Equipment.[/quote]

One word for you: REDEEMER!:twisted:[/quote]
I'll referee. Which means I'll watch halo kick the crap out of both of you.[/quote]
You'd have to be a complete fool to go up against Halo...
wait a minute... Complete fool? That sounds like me!
CHAAAARRRRGE!!! *Hits the ground dieing instead of running*[/quote]
You're all silly.[/quote]
that's right guys... keep her happy until she lowers the battle rifle...

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Big_yellow_glasses"][quote="Sonic"]
*Randy Explodes...Again*
Yawn.

Well that was anticlimatic....

I was hoping for a mutation

Eh.

We should find an imaginary friend for him!

*A ghostly Locust materializes in the room.*

I'm not quite imaginary but I'm the next best thing. Oh, and for the record, when you're posing as a flaming clown, a bath is not a smart idea.

Quite right you are!

Now into the hot tub everyone.

Oh Yeah?
*Throws Plasma Grenade at PW.*
Take that Red Team Scum!!!!
Thou shalt not beat me in Slayer again!!

I haven't played halo in weeks dude.
Simmons: Hey PW... you got something on your head.
like a spider? GET IT OFF! *BAM*

I prefer Unreal Tournament to Halo. Hey randy, wanna play bombing run?

Don't forget your Flak cannon![/quote]

I Propose a battle. Locust and Tweezy using the gear and weapons from Unreal Tourney Vs. Halo and Myself using Halo Weapons and Equipment.[/quote]

One word for you: REDEEMER!:twisted:[/quote]
I'll referee. Which means I'll watch halo kick the crap out of both of you.[/quote]
You'd have to be a complete fool to go up against Halo...
wait a minute... Complete fool? That sounds like me!
CHAAAARRRRGE!!! *Hits the ground dieing instead of running*[/quote]
You're all silly.[/quote]
that's right guys... keep her happy until she lowers the battle rifle...[/quote]

Is that a rifle or are you just happy to...

*Locust's brains splatter the pavement*

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Rodimus Lantern"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Big_yellow_glasses"][quote="Sonic"]
*Randy Explodes...Again*
Yawn.

Well that was anticlimatic....

I was hoping for a mutation

Eh.

We should find an imaginary friend for him!

*A ghostly Locust materializes in the room.*

I'm not quite imaginary but I'm the next best thing. Oh, and for the record, when you're posing as a flaming clown, a bath is not a smart idea.

Quite right you are!

Now into the hot tub everyone.

Oh Yeah?
*Throws Plasma Grenade at PW.*
Take that Red Team Scum!!!!
Thou shalt not beat me in Slayer again!!

I haven't played halo in weeks dude.
Simmons: Hey PW... you got something on your head.
like a spider? GET IT OFF! *BAM*

I prefer Unreal Tournament to Halo. Hey randy, wanna play bombing run?

Don't forget your Flak cannon![/quote]

I Propose a battle. Locust and Tweezy using the gear and weapons from Unreal Tourney Vs. Halo and Myself using Halo Weapons and Equipment.[/quote]

One word for you: REDEEMER!:twisted:[/quote]
I'll referee. Which means I'll watch halo kick the crap out of both of you.[/quote]
You'd have to be a complete fool to go up against Halo...
wait a minute... Complete fool? That sounds like me!
CHAAAARRRRGE!!! *Hits the ground dieing instead of running*[/quote]
You're all silly.[/quote]
that's right guys... keep her happy until she lowers the battle rifle...[/quote]

Is that a rifle or are you just happy to...

*Locust's brains splatter the pavement*[/quote]
that's a very small splatter.

[Tweezy]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Rodimus Lantern"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Big_yellow_glasses"][quote="Sonic"]
*Randy Explodes...Again*
Yawn.

Well that was anticlimatic....

I was hoping for a mutation

Eh.

We should find an imaginary friend for him!

*A ghostly Locust materializes in the room.*

I'm not quite imaginary but I'm the next best thing. Oh, and for the record, when you're posing as a flaming clown, a bath is not a smart idea.

Quite right you are!

Now into the hot tub everyone.

Oh Yeah?
*Throws Plasma Grenade at PW.*
Take that Red Team Scum!!!!
Thou shalt not beat me in Slayer again!!

I haven't played halo in weeks dude.
Simmons: Hey PW... you got something on your head.
like a spider? GET IT OFF! *BAM*

I prefer Unreal Tournament to Halo. Hey randy, wanna play bombing run?

Don't forget your Flak cannon![/quote]

I Propose a battle. Locust and Tweezy using the gear and weapons from Unreal Tourney Vs. Halo and Myself using Halo Weapons and Equipment.[/quote]

One word for you: REDEEMER!:twisted:[/quote]
I'll referee. Which means I'll watch halo kick the crap out of both of you.[/quote]
You'd have to be a complete fool to go up against Halo...
wait a minute... Complete fool? That sounds like me!
CHAAAARRRRGE!!! *Hits the ground dieing instead of running*[/quote]
You're all silly.[/quote]
that's right guys... keep her happy until she lowers the battle rifle...[/quote]

Is that a rifle or are you just happy to...

*Locust's brains splatter the pavement*[/quote]
that's a very small splatter. [/quote]
I'd help out... but I'm kind of dead.

[Psycho Warrior]

I'm going to dance now... PW been drinking. again. *does the bat-tusi*

[Halo]

I'm going to dance now... PW been drinking. again. *does the bat-tusi*

*films*

[The Happy Locust]

I'm going to dance now... PW been drinking. again. *does the bat-tusi*

*films*

*documents in traditional National Geographic style*

Yes, the wily Psycho roams freely on these plains. Though this is the last of his kind, he still dances freely, hoping to attract a mate.