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1000 signs of an HMW addiction

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Postby RobotInDisguise » Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:50 pm

Shadowblade_DW wrote:116 - You become a law expert overnigfht to save the game you love from evil corprate goons, AKA fleshling slime.


117. Despite previously having no knowledge and even less talent at this sorta legal stuff.
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Postby Shadowblade_DW » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:32 pm

118 - you refer newbies to this thread as a warning.
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Postby Supercollider » Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:09 am

Motto: "Embrace your inner geek, the geek will inherit the Earth!"
Weapon: Glass Gas Gun
119 - You drive past a dumper truck going "That's it, that's Long Haul - I've completed Devastor"! (see scavenger hunt)

120 - You have nightmares involving opposition players bots.
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Postby Psychout » Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:06 am

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Supercollider wrote:120 - You have nightmares involving opposition players bots.

Never knew you cared! ;)

121: Appraisals at work are now referred to as 'Arena Matches'...
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Postby Archanubis » Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:13 am

Motto: "Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out of it alive."
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122. You create threads with titles in the vein of "When are we going to see..."
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Postby Pariah » Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:33 am

123. Your girlfriend starts to learn terms from the game.....
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Postby Supercollider » Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:34 pm

Motto: "Embrace your inner geek, the geek will inherit the Earth!"
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124. Your wife complains at your idea to name your unborn child after your team (or "Mini-collider" in my case)
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Postby 1337W422102 » Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:11 pm

Motto: "I come from the Net."
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125 - You search in vain for the New Ideas thread, and fail, then PM a Mod asking him where it went and, realizing that there is none, make a new thread with your idea.
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Postby DISCHARGE » Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:20 pm

Motto: "AnTagony IS the PitS. MoVe ALonG WoRMs. THis WarS NOT gOnNa WIN iTSelf!"
Weapon: Front-Mounted Anti-Matter Projector
126) "Space Bridge cannot join mission- mission is full"
is a thorn in your side. Arrgh!

"Mini-collider" That's nice. 8)
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Postby steve2275 » Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:23 pm

Motto: "it may not get better
but it wont get any worse"
127.your answer to everything is DA
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Postby RobotInDisguise » Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:42 pm

128. when you're very irritated that almost your entire team is in CR at the moment
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Postby DISCHARGE » Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:21 am

Motto: "AnTagony IS the PitS. MoVe ALonG WoRMs. THis WarS NOT gOnNa WIN iTSelf!"
Weapon: Front-Mounted Anti-Matter Projector
129) You wake up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and end up playing HMW until the sun comes up.
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Postby Shadowblade_DW » Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:51 am

DISCHARGE wrote:129) You wake up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and end up playing HMW until the sun comes up.


Well there is nothing on the tube.
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Postby Redimus » Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:58 am

Motto: "Better than Michael Bay..."
Weapon: Null-Ray Rifle
Pariah wrote:123. Your girlfriend starts to learn terms from the game.....


130) and when your ex says 'Hello, how's HMW?' instead of how's life, to you on a regualr basis.
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Postby Shadowblade_DW » Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:12 am

131 - You curse the weakness of your pretender shell allowing you to fall ill to a fleshling virus.
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Postby RobotInDisguise » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:53 am

When you've played HMW from every comp at your school/work (okay, not at work, but I've been playing it so much from school that I manage how the hell my grades are still up there, especially in the harder classes).
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Postby Pyro Nosra » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:15 am

... When there's more drama on the boards than there is in you life!
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Postby Prowl240z » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:10 pm

Miss a dental appointment for HMW :P
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Postby Ransom » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:43 pm

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RobotInDisguise wrote:128. when you're very irritated that almost your entire team is in CR at the moment

135. In your anger, you threaten the site with Vector Prime's time-altering sword as you scream "My entire team in the CR?! I'll show you!"

136. You invent Cybertronian-- er, Seibertronian curses so you can properly humiliate and insult the RNG for making you cry.
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Postby 1337W422102 » Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:32 pm

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136 - You post in this thread on a regular basis, hoping to one-up other posters by drawing from actual fact.
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Postby Shadowblade_DW » Mon Nov 05, 2007 12:14 am

Bumped for your protection. If you experince any of these symptoms please do one of the following:

If a Con - Do nothing
If a Bot or fuzzy thingie - Report to a Decepticon Stronghold for immeadiate reformat.
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Postby 1337W422102 » Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:23 pm

Motto: "I come from the Net."
Weapon: Double-Barreled, Armor-Piercing Particle Beam Cann...
Another sign of addiction: Gravedigging a thread that's been dead since April.
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Postby Shadowblade_DW » Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:19 pm

1337W422102 wrote:Another sign of addiction: Gravedigging a thread that's been dead since April.

Can't sleep or the clowns will eat me, so I have to do something.
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137!

Postby quetzalcoatl » Mon Nov 05, 2007 7:09 pm

1337W422102 wrote:136 - You post in this thread on a regular basis, hoping to one-up other posters by drawing from actual fact.

137: You get deployed, and still find a way to log in once a day from the desert to see if V2 is running yet
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Postby 1337W422102 » Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:20 pm

Motto: "I come from the Net."
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Shadowblade_DW wrote:
1337W422102 wrote:Another sign of addiction: Gravedigging a thread that's been dead since April.

Can't sleep or the clowns will eat me, so I have to do something.

Not an excuse to gravedig, mate. But let's roll with it anyway. :PEACE:

138: You measure time in 'Missions' and 'Arena Battles' rather than in 'minutes' and 'hours.'
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