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Postby Ninjaburn » Tue Oct 02, 2007 1:59 pm

Weapon: Diffraction Sword
Mission: http://seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/mis ... _id=259907

Well, it looks like the Autobot/Maximal missions are working...but the mission text is:

Destroy the Criminal Ravage

We have spotted the Decepticon Ravage. We are not sure why he has repainted himself yellow with spots but let's get him anyway!


Is it just me, or does this make the Autbots sound kinda...well...dumb? A conspiracy...?

:-?
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Postby Uncrazzimatic » Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:01 pm

The truth hurts doesnt it? :P
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Postby Cyan Bloodbane » Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:02 pm

Yes, yes it does. And why do you seem surprised by this. :???: :P
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Sharpwing wrote:I was just showing CB that the Autobots are capable of more than he thinks :-P

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Postby Psychout » Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:12 pm

Motto: "This post clearly was meant to offend, and if you are affected by it in any way please close your browser and discuss it with someone who knows not to take the internet seriously."
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No mission text is appearing for us.

Is that because its an Bot/Max only misison or is there a glitch?
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Postby Symbiote Spiderman14 » Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:19 pm

Motto: "mmmm Juicy"
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lol sounds correct to me :P
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Postby Flashwave » Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:25 pm

Motto: "Our society's downfall will not be this war. The war IS our society. That which will get us will be the little things. Some humanoid race, some tossed cannon, the little things that no one looks out for. THAT is for what we must be vigilant."
Weapon: Twin Shoulder-Mounted Rocket Launchers
Course, we've always been smarter than the cons. so if we're dumb, then what's that make the cons? (besides inferior)

Yeah, I saw that one too Ninja and went looking. Don't make me pull out the grafiti card OS. :P
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Postby -Soundwave- » Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:27 pm

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heheheheeheheheheheh cheetor mistaken for Ravage LMAO!
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Postby Killjoy » Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:30 pm

Flashwave wrote:Course, we've always been smarter than the cons. so if we're dumb, then what's that make the cons? (besides inferior)


Wow. Autobots are chasing a yellow spotted Ravage and don't even think that maybe it is a ploy of some sort? And some call us inferior. :-?

Fellow Cons, I like our chances of getting Cybertron back. ;)^
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Postby Flashwave » Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:32 pm

Motto: "Our society's downfall will not be this war. The war IS our society. That which will get us will be the little things. Some humanoid race, some tossed cannon, the little things that no one looks out for. THAT is for what we must be vigilant."
Weapon: Twin Shoulder-Mounted Rocket Launchers
Killjoy wrote:
Flashwave wrote:Course, we've always been smarter than the cons. so if we're dumb, then what's that make the cons? (besides inferior)


Wow. Autobots are chasing a yellow spotted Ravage and don't even think that maybe it is a ploy of some sort? And some call us inferior. :-?

Fellow Cons, I like our chances of getting Cybertron back. ;)^


You like zero to non-existant? :-?
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Postby Ninjaburn » Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:55 pm

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Flashwave wrote:
Killjoy wrote:
Flashwave wrote:Course, we've always been smarter than the cons. so if we're dumb, then what's that make the cons? (besides inferior)


Wow. Autobots are chasing a yellow spotted Ravage and don't even think that maybe it is a ploy of some sort? And some call us inferior. :-?

Fellow Cons, I like our chances of getting Cybertron back. ;)^


You like zero to non-existant? :-?


Preceptor: According to my calculations, there is a 11.2 x 10(-486) power that the Decepticons will reclaim Cybertron.
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Postby Ouroboros » Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:06 pm

Motto: "Embrace the cycle of life. Always beginning, always ending."
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Ninjaburn wrote:
Flashwave wrote:
Killjoy wrote:
Flashwave wrote:Course, we've always been smarter than the cons. so if we're dumb, then what's that make the cons? (besides inferior)


Wow. Autobots are chasing a yellow spotted Ravage and don't even think that maybe it is a ploy of some sort? And some call us inferior. :-?

Fellow Cons, I like our chances of getting Cybertron back. ;)^


You like zero to non-existant? :-?


Preceptor: According to my calculations, there is a 11.2 x 10(-486) power that the Decepticons will reclaim Cybertron.


Hey, at least the term, shoot first and ask questions later, isn't a problem we have to worry about.

Average firing time for a Decepticon: who cares, it'll be a lot faster than a Bot's as it'll be too busy distinguishing what army the person aiming at them's from and whether it's worth it to lift their gun up and shoot.

Damn that was long winded, even for me...
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Postby Burn » Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:07 pm

Motto: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings to randomly click things in the Admin Panel to see what it breaks."
As an Autobot it's apparently your Primus given right to take offense to anything because you lot lack a sense of humour. :wink:

And you can't spell Perceptor right either. :P
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Postby Tammuz » Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:09 pm

Burn wrote:As an Autobot it's apparently your Primus given right to take offense to anything because you lot lack a sense of humour. :wink:

And you can't spell Perceptor right either. :P


or "Take" for that matter
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Postby Dr. Caelus » Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:22 pm

Autobots - can't tell the difference between Ravage and Cheetor.

Decepticons - wouldn't care.

Ignorance vs Apathy.

Go Maximal in v2.
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Postby Tammuz » Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:24 pm

Caelus wrote:Autobots - can't tell the difference between Ravage and Cheetor.

Decepticons - wouldn't care.

Ignorance vs Apathy.

Go Maximal in v2.


and get shot at by everyone.
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Postby Dr. Caelus » Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:25 pm

Tammuz wrote:
Caelus wrote:Autobots - can't tell the difference between Ravage and Cheetor.

Decepticons - wouldn't care.

Ignorance vs Apathy.

Go Maximal in v2.


and get shot at by everyone.


Not unlikely.

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Postby Ouroboros » Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:28 pm

Motto: "Embrace the cycle of life. Always beginning, always ending."
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Tammuz wrote:
Caelus wrote:Autobots - can't tell the difference between Ravage and Cheetor.

Decepticons - wouldn't care.

Ignorance vs Apathy.

Go Maximal in v2.


and get shot at by everyone.


Ah, touche.

And on that principal, go Predacon if you can't make your bloody mind up!

Ooooh, an image of Predacons sitting at the edge of a battlefield next to a table drinking tea, disturbing.

...And yet highly possible.
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Postby Ninjaburn » Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:43 pm

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Hollow One wrote:
Tammuz wrote:
Caelus wrote:Autobots - can't tell the difference between Ravage and Cheetor.

Decepticons - wouldn't care.

Ignorance vs Apathy.

Go Maximal in v2.


and get shot at by everyone.


Ah, touche.

And on that principal, go Predacon if you can't make your bloody mind up!

Ooooh, an image of Predacons sitting at the edge of a battlefield next to a table drinking tea, disturbing.

...And yet highly possible.


Boy this just screams Monty Python skit.
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Postby Ouroboros » Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:48 pm

Motto: "Embrace the cycle of life. Always beginning, always ending."
Weapon: Electric Cannon
Ninjaburn wrote:
Hollow One wrote:
Tammuz wrote:
Caelus wrote:Autobots - can't tell the difference between Ravage and Cheetor.

Decepticons - wouldn't care.

Ignorance vs Apathy.

Go Maximal in v2.


and get shot at by everyone.


Ah, touche.

And on that principal, go Predacon if you can't make your bloody mind up!

Ooooh, an image of Predacons sitting at the edge of a battlefield next to a table drinking tea, disturbing.

...And yet highly possible.


Boy this just screams Monty Python skit.


That would be bad, so bad it's good! I wasn't expecting a Monty Python sketch, just like right now I don't expect the Spanish Inquisition!
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Postby Ninjaburn » Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:52 pm

Weapon: Diffraction Sword
Hollow One wrote:
Ninjaburn wrote:
Hollow One wrote:
Tammuz wrote:
Caelus wrote:Autobots - can't tell the difference between Ravage and Cheetor.

Decepticons - wouldn't care.

Ignorance vs Apathy.

Go Maximal in v2.


and get shot at by everyone.


Ah, touche.

And on that principal, go Predacon if you can't make your bloody mind up!

Ooooh, an image of Predacons sitting at the edge of a battlefield next to a table drinking tea, disturbing.

...And yet highly possible.


Boy this just screams Monty Python skit.


That would be bad, so bad it's good! I wasn't expecting a Monty Python sketch, just like right now I don't expect the Spanish Inquisition!


NO ONE expects the spanish inquesition!! :P


...sigh, ok this thread has run its course... :P :roll:
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Postby Dr. Caelus » Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:58 pm

This all begs the question...

... why has no one on this board fielded "The Spanish Inquisition" as a Heavy Metal War Team.

Maybe a Junkion Clan... :-?
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Re: As an Autobot I tak offense to this...

Postby Shadow Dragon » Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:04 pm

Ninjaburn wrote:Is it just me, or does this make the Autbots sound kinda...well...dumb?


There was a memo that went out about that. Not our fault the 'bots can't read.
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Postby Ouroboros » Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:05 pm

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Caelus wrote:This all begs the question...

... why has no one on this board fielded "The Spanish Inquisition" as a Heavy Metal War Team.

Maybe a Junkion Clan... :-?


Simple, they would be given leave to move without let or hinderance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film!

This is the Spanish Inquisition!

Or, there's a severe lack of plagarism here.

Side note: Someone has named their army The Atlantis Expedition, named after characters from Stargate Altantis, so there are people like that out here. Completely irrelevant but I thought I'd slip it in (Not flaming here, honest :D ).
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Postby Shadow Dragon » Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:29 pm

Psychout wrote:No mission text is appearing for us.

Is that because its an Bot/Max only misison or is there a glitch?


Looks like it's showing now. And boy is it great.

"Autobot vigiliantes have mistaken a Maximal for Ravage not knowing he is sitting right there in your control room."
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