LATE NIGHT WITH MINI-MAXIMUS PRIMEWith special guest ... -SOUNDWAVE-
Mini-Maximus Prime - Hello.
Sythonic - Heya! Think we're all here.. Though some were dragged.
Mini-Maximus Prime - And who are you exactly?
Sythonic - Me well I rock. I am Soundwave's brother. Though Syphonic will say I da autobot lacky.
Mini-Maximus Prime - Never heard of you. You've heard of me no doubt.
Sythonic - yeah I just 'bout think most have.
Mini-Maximus Prime - So you all transform into ... cassette's?
Sythonic - Meh just the three of us.. Bro me and my twin Syphonic. She hates it.
Syphonic - I do not. I just perfer not to.
Mini-Maximus Prime - But you all live in Soundwave's chest?
Star Raider - no no no, thats just the team name. Soundwave instisted on it.
Mini-Maximus Prime - So it's all false advertising?
Syphonic - Yeah I guess so, He sort of has a stick in his aft when it comes to somethings.
Mini-Maximus Prime - Or is it more of a case of attempting to draw attention to the human Soundwave's chest?
Sythonic - I doubt that. Sis and I have tried to talk him into something else, he just says "Not Acceptible."
Mini-Maximus Prime - Those that do reside in the chest, have you ever felt the need to re-enact the scene from Alien where they're all around the dinner table and the guy goes into convulsions and a alien bursts forth from his chest?
Rumble - Ya you could say that. I want to bang on the glass sometimes.
Frenzy - It aint that bad.
Sustain - Sort feels funny when your playing through him though. I havn't got used that.
Mini-Maximus Prime - Ever considered changing your team name to the CDicons or the MP3icons? You know, to actually get with modern times and all ...
Soundwave - No.
Syphonic - I have a more updated alt. I'm looking to it.
Mini-Maximus Prime - Which one of you store Soundwave's porn? I ask strictly in a curious manner, not that i'm going to abduct you and extract the porn for myself or anything.
Rumble - Porn. OH! That!! I think Ravage has it.
Frenzy - Ravage I thought Buzzsaw did?
Rumble - no no we sent it to Ravage remember?
Frenzy - I think I still have some.
Soundwave - Porn deleted
Sustain - He lies.
Rumble - Well I think Ravage might have most of it. But we've all seen it.
Mini-Maximus Prime - So I suppose i'd better ask some questions from the viewers, otherwise this thing won't rate to high and that overlord spam hater Mkall will lock us down and never allow us to operate again.
Mini-Maximus Prime - Redimus would like to know, who is the most usless member, and do they always end up on laundry duty?
Star Raider - Rumble
Rumble - I DO NOT
Frenzy - You rank last
Rumble - Doesn't mean I do it.
Frenzy - I got pics.
Rumble - One time that was it, and that was only cuz Thundertron was in CR.
Thundertron - Whom ever I appoint at the time. I don't particuarly care as long as it is done.
Mini-Maximus Prime - You sound like a grumpy sort.
Thundertron - Being leader of a team like this can be irritating.
Mini-Maximus Prime - You'd be great in a room with Gore then.
Thundertron - Anything to get a way from these troublesome insects.
Mini-Maximus Prime - I'd set up a meeting but he hangs up on me every time I call, or slams the door in my face every time I visit.
Thundertron - I tried to get out of it. However I was paid well.
Mini-Maximus Prime - So getting back to the peanut gallery, one of the most common questions is, "what do the cassette's do to pass time when in Soundwave's chest"? And I guess a similar question is, what happens when one of them fart in there?
Sustain - Oh Primus, some how I knew that was coming. Me personally, I stay out as much as possible. Not having a relation to Soundwave I am not required to be in there as much. So far I have been lucky to not have had that nausiating experiance.
Rumble - Its a video game room. But Laserbeak takes the cake for the farts. We all request out when that happens.
Frenzy - ya most of the time them birds are nasty.
Mini-Maximus Prime - So inside the chest is like some kind of sub-space hangout?
Frenzy - Yeah, thats why it doesn't bother me, I havn't make it to the end of FF7 yet.
Mini-Maximus Prime - You ah, haven't seen Optimus Prime's trailer in there have you?
Frenzy - Naww. Havn't seen anything that Soundwave hasn't added.
Rumble - Sometimes I don't see the others. Its pretty big.
Mini-Maximus Prime - Now of course one of the other most asked questions is, who are the rivals of your team?
Soundwave - Traxs, and Windracer as adequate.
Sythonic - Dude! Traxs team is starting to be a push over.
Star Raider - and this from someone that got stasis locked by Windracer herself just today.
Sythonic - yeah well win some you lose some.
Mini-Maximus Prime - Windracer would like to know what it's like to be her personal punching bags.
Thundertron - Revenge is sweet.
Sythonic - It doesn't happend all the time
Syphonic - It hurts, I don't like the inside of the CR, claustrophobic.
Soundwave - A strategy will be deduced.
Star Raider - we are gaining. She won't be able to say that soon. But its like a game of tag. I enjoy it.
Rumble - More time for games, I might have to get serious soon.
Frenzy - I don't like it when I see them I know its going to end badly. I just want a chance to do some damage while I'm at it.
Mini-Maximus Prime - Any team tactics you'd like to share? Might be handy for me to know in case Maximus Prime decides to trace this signal and come after me.
Thundertron - For you, hide.
Sythonic - I like a good strong specs then a complementing tactic.
Star Raider - No like that. *sigh*
Syphonic - Don't go out alone?
Mini-Maximus Prime - I'm starting to get the impression you don't like me Thundertron.
Frenzy - Don' t mind him he doesn't like anyone.
Mini-Maximus Prime - Which one are you anyway Frenzy? The red or the blue one?
Frenzy - I am the red one.
Mini-Maximus Prime - And when Windracer is done with both of you which is the purple one and which is the black one?
Rumble - Har har. Can't tell the difference when that happens. Though Frenzy will probably smack ya if you tall him me.
Mini-Maximus Prime - Any of you ever tried to shove a flesh bag into Soundwave's chest? Aside from the one known as "Travis Bailey" who I hear is always trying to shove his face into Soundwave's chest.
Sustain - Gross, yes. Them slagin' boys did once. It wasn't pretty, it got squished and parts were dripping that nasty staining fluid everywhere.
Star Raider - Don't remind me I had to help scrub that blood off.
Rumble - He wanted it. HAHA!
Frenzy - Ever tried explainin' subspace? He said he wanted to see it to believe it. hahahaha!
Mini-Maximus Prime - So Ravage, Rumble has Frenzy, Laserbeak has Buzzsaw, who do you have?
Ravage - I don't need anyone, I perfer to stalk alone.
Mini-Maximus Prime - Ever encountered "Leg Humping Robo-Pup"? Last I checked he was still aspiring to be you. How does it feel to know you're a leg humping dog's idol?
Ravage - .... I have not been exposed to him. One can always aspire to get better though... I supose.
Mini-Maximus Prime - You sound as grumpy as Thundertron.
Ravage - Not nearly, I was napping.
Mini-Maximus Prime - Maybe Thundertron needs a nap.
Rumble - I know he needs something, don't think its a nap!
Sythonic - yeah some hot babe might help him!
Mini-Maximus Prime - Get away from my Erica Campbell cd's .....
Frenzy - I was only going to peek honest!
Mini-Maximus Prime - Back off squirt ....
Frenzy - okay oaky.
Sustain - Figures, Frenzy has always had trouble keeping his hands to himself.
Mini-Maximus Prime - Soundwave you've been awfully quiet, are you really that boring and uncharismatic as everyone says you are?
Soundwave - I answer when required. But I don't normally have the time to actually talk.
Sustain - He pretty much is boring. Always working on something new. Doesn't even go out with us.
Soundwave - I will make an attempt.
Star Raider - last time you got drunk and Rumble and Frenzy had a field day.
Mini-Maximus Prime - Tell us about the team then Soundwave.
Soundwave - It is our goal to remove Autobots in coming to Seibertron. The six cassettes, can go along with Sythonic, Syphonic or myself to help that. While Thundertron is named leader I do the work behind the scenes to assure things run smoothly. Valclaron and Star Raider provide heavy air suport.
Sustain - boring!
Soundwave - Its not that complicated.
Rumble - Thats not our off time though thats the work stuff so ya boring!
Mini-Maximus Prime - Ever thought of shooting Thundertron in the back?
Soundwave - It has crossed my mind. However I am sure the out come of that would be a bad result.
Mini-Maximus Prime - Afraid Rumble will take over?
Rumble - I wish I'd probably never get out of his chest.
Soundwave - No. I am capable of commanding. I was asked to do this by Megatron. He would not be pleased.
Mini-Maximus Prime - So no secret agenda's of your own then huh?
Soundwave - I am unable to explain that at this time.
Mini-Maximus Prime - Wanna shoot him in the back first Thundertron?
Thundertron - I have. He's harder to kill that roaches.
Mini-Maximus Prime - Any of you others want to have a say? Admit your undieing love for an Autobot perhaps? Confess to secretly posing for Playboy?
Syphonic - I can adimt to it. My love is an Autobot.
Sustain - Soundwave has the playboy channel in him....
Mini-Maximus Prime - Going to say who Syphonic?
Syphonic - My twin has tried to kill him, but most know. Shadowstorm.
Mini-Maximus Prime - Never heard of him.
Syphonic - He's one of The Shadow Riders. I havn't seen him in some time.
Sustain - The one I likes too shy to do much, but at least he is a Decepticon.
Mini-Maximus Prime - Stick with your fellow 'Cons. They don't come any sexier than me anyway. Just because i'm 1/8th the size of Maximus Prime doesn't make me less of a bot!
Sustain - hehe. Thats okay, I don't think we want to know.
Mini-Maximus Prime - So no other great Cassetticon secrets to share?
Star Raider - I don't think much is secret. We often work with Dynamax and his team to Sustain's happiness.
Soundwave - We have a number of fanfictions that have some of out better moments in them.
Sustain - Valclaron doesn't speak. He know he can but refuses.
Ravage - Rumble likes to dress like a human female, for Halloween.
Rumble - Shut up!
Mini-Maximus Prime - Any particular type of female?
Ravage - A blonde one.
Frenzy - We don't go together.
Mini-Maximus Prime - I see. Any other confessions or can I kick you all out?
Star Raider - I think that is about. These tapes are getting restless trying to sit still.
Mini-Maximus Prime - Good. I need to run anyway, I suspect someone's trying to trace this transmission. YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET ME MAXIMUS PRIME! NEVERRRRRRRR!!!!!
Mini-Maximus Prime - *END TRANSMISSION*
END CREDITSThanks to -Soundwave- for voluntering and Whisper for the stage prop manipulation.
why can't all interviews go like that 
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